Aphorisms Galore!

Gargantua

Mark Bisceglia  ·  user since 2011

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tiny.ag/90smwa5b  ·  submitted 2011 by Gargantua

Don't be a nosy parker unless
you decide to become wingless and
frothy while dusting.

Author Unknown, in Life and Death

tiny.ag/ltbecmwa  ·  submitted 2011 by Gargantua

Once bitten twice shy about
lovemaking in the afternoon during
a brief but violent hale storm
sends them back to the drawing board for
more doors.

Author Unknown, in Life and Death

tiny.ag/yq8fnjgr  ·  submitted 2011 by Gargantua

Out with the rednecks
In with the isoceles.

Author Unknown, in Life and Death

tiny.ag/fekx9utn  ·  submitted 2011 by Gargantua

Fur is only elegant
if you're born with it.
(Heard yesterday at protest rally in SF)

Author Unknown, in Life and Death

tiny.ag/kmbnqlfd  ·  submitted 2011 by Gargantua

Where ya from? Uppa you es (Italian for upper US.) Yea, up yours too

Author Unknown, in Life and Death

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