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kittylicker

Kit Kat  ·  user since 2010

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tiny.ag/3bi9a0tq  ·  submitted 2010 by kittylicker

Every day when I wake up I think to myself... what am I going to eat for breakfast?

tiny.ag/rtuccbgw  ·  submitted 2010 by kittylicker

Q:What did the goldfish say when he ran into the concrete wall?

A: Dam

tiny.ag/iuu9ojge  ·  submitted 2010 by kittylicker

How to skin a squirrel.
step 1- Peel back the hide
step 2- Very carefully remove the gizzard and the liver
Step 3- Cook and enjoy

tiny.ag/edvm9y83  ·  submitted 2010 by kittylicker

The object of life is to take every moment and throw it on the ground.

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tiny.ag/prbf7gmw  ·  submitted 2010 by kittylicker

Life is like a turkey sangwhich.

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