kittylicker

Every day when I wake up I think to myself... what am I going to eat for breakfast?

Q:What did the goldfish say when he ran into the concrete wall?

A: Dam

How to skin a squirrel.
step 1- Peel back the hide
step 2- Very carefully remove the gizzard and the liver
Step 3- Cook and enjoy

The object of life is to take every moment and throw it on the ground.

Kitty Licker

Life is like a turkey sangwhich.

Kitty Licker