Joseph Heller
American novelist; b. 1923; d. 1999 · 3 aphorisms · no comments
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Edit Comment# · Fair (753 ratings) · submitted 1997 (updated 1999)
The Lord gave us farmers two strong hands so we could grab as much as we could with both of them.
Joseph Heller, Catch-22, in
Work and Recreation
Catch-22 (paperback)Edit Comment# · Fair (705 ratings) · submitted 1997 (updated 1999)
The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on.
Joseph Heller, Catch-22, in
War and Peace
Edit Comment# · Fair (740 ratings) · submitted 1997 (updated 1999)
I'm gonna live forever, or die trying.
Joseph Heller, Catch-22, in
Life and Death
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