Success and Failure
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tiny.ag/epdarexm · ★★☆☆ Fair (190 ratings) · submitted 1999 by Jim Mueller
I wish I were what I was when I wanted to be what I am now.
tiny.ag/lhewzazm · ★★☆☆ Fair (256 ratings) · submitted 1997
I'd rather be rich than stupid.
tiny.ag/5edntuvq · ★★☆☆ Fair (32 ratings) · submitted 1997
If I can be of any help, you're in worse trouble than I thought.
tiny.ag/fsy6lb1v · ★★☆☆ Fair (35 ratings) · submitted 1997
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
tiny.ag/stfdm53a · ★★☆☆ Fair (57 ratings) · submitted 1997
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
tiny.ag/aqhc8mvh · ★★☆☆ Fair (1060 ratings) · submitted 1999 by Glenn Troester
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.
tiny.ag/puraglae · ★★☆☆ Fair (108 ratings) · submitted 1997
If the odds are a million to one against something occurring, chances are 50-50 it will.
tiny.ag/bpgwmk3n · ★★☆☆ Fair (46 ratings) · submitted 1997
If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.
tiny.ag/hsipkpnw · ★★☆☆ Fair (160 ratings) · submitted 1997
If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.
tiny.ag/vhuaqm1e · ★★☆☆ Fair (128 ratings) · submitted 1997
If you do what you've always done, you'll be what you've always been.
tiny.ag/8aevknh4 · ★★☆☆ Fair (877 ratings) · submitted 1999
A ship doesn't travel far in a calm sea.
tiny.ag/5hnyq46s · ★★☆☆ Fair (22 ratings) · submitted 1997
A smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.
tiny.ag/6nolsedp · ★★☆☆ Fair (25 ratings) · submitted 1997
A well adjusted person is one who makes the same mistake twice without getting nervous.
tiny.ag/t9lhndlz · ★★☆☆ Fair (20 ratings) · submitted 1997
A winner never quits -- a quitter never wins.
tiny.ag/ckd9cv6r · ★★☆☆ Fair (16 ratings) · submitted 1997
After all is said and done, a lot more is usually said than done.
tiny.ag/oic7hxlc · ★★☆☆ Fair (28 ratings) · submitted 1997
After an instrument has been assembled, extra components will be found on the bench.
tiny.ag/lv1mbo3c · ★★☆☆ Fair (22 ratings) · submitted 1997
After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from an access cover, it will be discovered that the wrong access cover has been removed.
tiny.ag/hwk0yobb · ★★☆☆ Fair (101 ratings) · submitted 1997
All I ask of life is a constant and exaggerated sense of my own importance.
Unknown, in Life and Death and Success and Failure
tiny.ag/dhkq0tg9 · ★★☆☆ Fair (27 ratings) · submitted 1997
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
tiny.ag/6dhgl4cy · ★★☆☆ Fair (141 ratings) · submitted 1998 by Ian Robinson
An error is not a mistake until you refuse to correct it.
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