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These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.

1681–1700 (6054)

tiny.ag/ozw3nvbg  ·  submitted 2014

If life were like an operating system, it would be full of bugs and I would spend every minute of my life to wait for updates until someone, like me, decide for me that technical support has ended.

Unknown, in Altruism and Cynicism and Science and Religion

tiny.ag/xktgo8mi  ·  submitted 2014

"Stupidity is an inability to recognize one's own ignorance"

J Robert Harley, in Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/gkosma3p  ·  submitted 2014

The goal of any society should be to plant trees; in whose shade future generations may sit.

Unknown, in Life and Death and Wealth and Poverty

tiny.ag/goxrifsl  ·  submitted 2014

I don't want a happy ending. I want a story.

Unknown, in Life and Death

tiny.ag/ogikturg  ·  submitted 2014

Much could be said for silence, but to do so would be contrary to the concept.

donsa, Convcieved standing in line with a gabby woman., in Altruism and Cynicism and Men and Women

tiny.ag/pkis38it  ·  submitted 2014

What we are on the inside doesn't matter, it's what we do on the outside that defines us.

Confucius

tiny.ag/2j5erypr  ·  submitted 2014

When the sun shineth, make hay

John Heywood, 16th-century English writer and playwright, in Life and Death and Work and Recreation

tiny.ag/kk3ovodl  ·  submitted 2014

Haste maketh waste

John Heywood, 16th-century English writer and playwright, in Vice and Virtue

tiny.ag/scu0d6jz  ·  submitted 2014

Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, nor hell a fury like a woman scorned.

William Congreve, This quote is often misattributed to Shakespeare, in Men and Women

tiny.ag/bgphoo60  ·  submitted 2014

"The man who trades freedom for security does not deserve nor will he receive either"

Benjamin Franklin, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Law and Politics

tiny.ag/satlryhv  ·  submitted 2014

There are two ways of living in the world, embodying a hopeless romantic or becoming a realist.
If you believe you fall in between both, you can see the truth.
and it is despairingly inaccurate.

Author Unknown, in Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/axwb3f0m  ·  submitted 2014

Admonished to hate wisely, it is my duty to warn all evil beings that if you kill me, I will hate you for the rest of my life, but other than that, I can only love you to death repeatedly until you tire of my own blatant affections for your immorality's dire need to be reformed. No fun is ever intended or allowed by me. I'm deadly serious about having fun all by myself with very few unavoidable exceptions. At such exceptional times, I forget myself and become a phantom of just cause submitted to no external authority. Despite such an autonomous state, I thoroughly suspect an insidious inner self alternative to my functioning individuality. If I am good, I'm doing all I can, but if I'm bad, I'm even better because the inner being that observes and responds with guidance upon appropriate degrees of receptivity in evidence of things not seen becomes my pilot of moral purpose, and like former Captains of their souls, such as Melchizedek and Jesus, I'm very well directed. We are at our best when the devil's lullaby carries us through all strife! There is no alternative to Perfection.

Unknown

tiny.ag/wxvbswcy  ·  submitted 2014 by Aloysius_Black

"Natural selection favors the force of psychological denial."

Garrett Hardin, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/kjuzhvkx  ·  submitted 2014

Use your time wisely; tomorrow today will be yesterday.

Author Unknown, in Success and Failure

tiny.ag/iy67zw9m  ·  submitted 2014 by agtest01

test please ignore

Unknown, in Altruism and Cynicism

tiny.ag/tznkrfxo  ·  submitted 2014 by mgsicilian

One doesn't know they are imprisoned until they have looked out the window.

Author Unknown, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/ofinbjph  ·  submitted 2014

Clever he who knows how to hide his stupidity

Unknown

tiny.ag/ivixlkrz  ·  submitted 2014

I find things are the way they are all the time

Roger Muggah, in Life and Death

tiny.ag/ub4vlx5g  ·  submitted 2014 by aumsree

"Within you, immense knowledge is waiting for your permission to unfold. But it won’t happen unless you allow it to."

Author Unknown, in Science and Religion and Wisdom and Ignorance

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