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tiny.ag/4fd3v80g  ·  submitted 2010

How fortunate for rulers that men do not think.

Adolf Hitler, in Law and Politics

tiny.ag/o8u7iehq  ·  submitted 2010

When content, run with it.

Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths

tiny.ag/yl79pidi  ·  submitted 2010 by jibandiya

Life is too serious a joke to be taken lightly.

Dipak Sen Gupta, in Life and Death

tiny.ag/xswmzqlh  ·  submitted 2010 by jibandiya

There is hardly a marriage in which the spouses donot have a bone to pick but a happy marriage is one that makes no bones about it.

Dipak Sen Gupta, in Men and Women

tiny.ag/t0w39czs  ·  submitted 2010 by jibandiya

Money can grease the wheel of fortune but it cannot grease the palm of death.

Dipak Sen Gupta, in Life and Death

tiny.ag/fem5g47b  ·  submitted 2010 by jibandiya

It is good for you to remember that while others have no control over your tongue, you have no control over their patience.

Dipak Sen Gupta, in Vice and Virtue

tiny.ag/c3rqeto2  ·  submitted 2010 by jibandiya

At some stage in their lives, every man is an Adonis and every woman, an Aphrodite in someone's eyes.

Dipak Sen Gupta, in Men and Women

tiny.ag/g3tnsm8w  ·  submitted 2010 by jibandiya

It is often necessary to close the eyes to see things in perspective.

Dipak Sen Gupta, in Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/dc8olvkg  ·  submitted 2010

Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it..

P. J. O'Rourke, in Art and Literature

tiny.ag/jvrd6wsd  ·  submitted 2010 by jibandiya

Think positive. A minus is a plus minus the vertical line.

Dipak Sen Gupta, in Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/iocp1mdt  ·  submitted 2010

If at first you don't succeed, so much for sky-diving.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

tiny.ag/1asjtkvb  ·  submitted 2010

Experience is the sum of multiple non lethal mistakes.

Jesse I Abrams, in Science and Religion and Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/veuyash0  ·  submitted 2010

Minus times a minus results in a plus, the reasons for this,we need't discuss==attributed to Ogden Nsh

Ogden Nash, Found in Ask Dr. Math FAQ, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Science and Religion

tiny.ag/o4lh5bis  ·  submitted 2010 by FrankoChief

For without a priest, there is no heretic

F.J. Cheff, in Science and Religion and Altruism and Cynicism

tiny.ag/sr1sazku  ·  submitted 2010 by FrankoChief

The only thing wrong with Religion is Man!

F.J. Cheff, I am not an Atheist by any meaning of the word., in Science and Religion

tiny.ag/uqm2q6iw  ·  submitted 2010 by jibandiya

The ignorant is always surrounded by evil.

Dipak Sen Gupta, in Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/jhesiliz  ·  submitted 2010 by jibandiya

Even the most truthful witness in a court of law is deemed a liar.

Dipak Sen Gupta, in Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/fyltmqd0  ·  submitted 2010 by jibandiya

Think far and look near; the opposite will lead you nowhere.

Dipak Sen Gupta, in Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/qf5dfdvu  ·  submitted 2010 by jibandiya

Truthfullness is a curable mental condition.

Dipak Sen Gupta, in Vice and Virtue

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