Aphorisms Galore!

Submissions

These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.

4081–4100 (5997)

tiny.ag/dvmqstro  ·  submitted 2010

People spend too much time spending time.

BigJB, in Work and Recreation and Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/pzforg37  ·  submitted 2010

When someone tells you "that's a whole 'nother thing," don't get caught up on the fact that 'nother isn't a word. His mistake is diminished since you weren't even on the right subject

, in Success and Failure and Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/dcbgh3v2  ·  submitted 2010 by fababb127

Wise words can come from unsuspected mouths

Abbie Fieldhouse, in Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/0ilyqfuh  ·  submitted 2010 by fababb127

you will not reach the pot of gold if you can not see past the rain and climb the rainbow.

Abbie Fieldhouse, in Happiness and Misery and Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/cv0abw14  ·  submitted 2010 by Alel

In censorship, asterisks are ****ing useless.

Bezalel Hermoso

tiny.ag/53vrmzse  ·  submitted 2010

If two wrongs don't make a right,maybe three's the right number.

Peter Daniels

tiny.ag/apgx62mf  ·  submitted 2010

Girls are alright but it's nothing like the real thing

paddy

tiny.ag/6470vswe  ·  submitted 2010 by Miceazy

When life gives you lemons, be sure to ask for lots of sugar and water.

Micah Earley, in Happiness and Misery and Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/fezqsv6k  ·  submitted 2010 by nickyskye

Absinthe makes the fond grow hotter.

tiny.ag/hnpegldc  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

Living beyond your income is bad; living beyond your credit limit is worse.

Jabo James, in Wealth and Poverty

tiny.ag/kvbejlg5  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

Jesus of Nazareth did not say "Let he who is without sin go get stoned."

Jabo James, in Science and Religion

tiny.ag/ngz9p0il  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

There are actually two ways to think-either with your brain or with your mouth.

Jabo James, in Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/vomybvh3  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

Forever is a long time.

Jabo James, in Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/xm5kzwyg  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

When in doubt, hesitate, but only for so long.

Jabo James, in Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/vfshd2la  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

Indecision is the thief of the soul.

Jabo James, in Success and Failure

tiny.ag/wzaues3j  ·  submitted 2010 by Coleden

Pride as an individual doesn't mark one as wholly vengeful, selfish or with conceit; it only keeps them above those who cower in the sight of opposition, initiative, and defiance.

Cole Denison, my philosophy on pride, in Vice and Virtue and Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/ggccik9p  ·  submitted 2010 by Coleden

The flare of love can burn bright or burn bridges.

Cole Denison, in Love and Hate

tiny.ag/2xqytv5r  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

Sincerity beats politeness.

Jabo James, in Success and Failure

tiny.ag/jsspyhrm  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

There is no connection between talking and thinking; if there is, it is not always apparent.

Jabo James, in Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/0d21k5jt  ·  submitted 2010

In this day and time,it seems you have to screw up, in order to move up.

, on the job, in Work and Recreation and Wealth and Poverty

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