Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
4081–4100 (5997)
tiny.ag/dvmqstro · submitted 2010
People spend too much time spending time.
tiny.ag/pzforg37 · submitted 2010
When someone tells you "that's a whole 'nother thing," don't get caught up on the fact that 'nother isn't a word. His mistake is diminished since you weren't even on the right subject
, in Success and Failure and Wisdom and Ignorance
tiny.ag/dcbgh3v2 · submitted 2010 by fababb127
Wise words can come from unsuspected mouths
tiny.ag/0ilyqfuh · submitted 2010 by fababb127
you will not reach the pot of gold if you can not see past the rain and climb the rainbow.
Abbie Fieldhouse, in Happiness and Misery and Wisdom and Ignorance
tiny.ag/cv0abw14 · submitted 2010 by Alel
In censorship, asterisks are ****ing useless.
tiny.ag/53vrmzse · submitted 2010
If two wrongs don't make a right,maybe three's the right number.
tiny.ag/apgx62mf · submitted 2010
Girls are alright but it's nothing like the real thing
tiny.ag/6470vswe · submitted 2010 by Miceazy
When life gives you lemons, be sure to ask for lots of sugar and water.
Micah Earley, in Happiness and Misery and Wisdom and Ignorance
tiny.ag/hnpegldc · submitted 2010 by jambone9
Living beyond your income is bad; living beyond your credit limit is worse.
tiny.ag/kvbejlg5 · submitted 2010 by jambone9
Jesus of Nazareth did not say "Let he who is without sin go get stoned."
tiny.ag/ngz9p0il · submitted 2010 by jambone9
There are actually two ways to think-either with your brain or with your mouth.
tiny.ag/vomybvh3 · submitted 2010 by jambone9
Forever is a long time.
tiny.ag/xm5kzwyg · submitted 2010 by jambone9
When in doubt, hesitate, but only for so long.
tiny.ag/vfshd2la · submitted 2010 by jambone9
Indecision is the thief of the soul.
tiny.ag/wzaues3j · submitted 2010 by Coleden
Pride as an individual doesn't mark one as wholly vengeful, selfish or with conceit; it only keeps them above those who cower in the sight of opposition, initiative, and defiance.
Cole Denison, my philosophy on pride, in Vice and Virtue and Wisdom and Ignorance
tiny.ag/ggccik9p · submitted 2010 by Coleden
The flare of love can burn bright or burn bridges.
tiny.ag/2xqytv5r · submitted 2010 by jambone9
Sincerity beats politeness.
tiny.ag/jsspyhrm · submitted 2010 by jambone9
There is no connection between talking and thinking; if there is, it is not always apparent.
tiny.ag/0d21k5jt · submitted 2010
In this day and time,it seems you have to screw up, in order to move up.
, on the job, in Work and Recreation and Wealth and Poverty
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