Submissions

Should there even BE a word for 'mime'?

John Alejandro King, from 'My War On Terror!'

We Americans like to say we can't be the world's policeman. But at 2 o'clock in the morning, who's sitting in the world's donut shop wearing Kevlar and a nine-millimeter, eating Bavarian Crèmes?

John Alejandro King, from 'My War On Terror!'

nickels and dimes end up costing quarters and dollars

John Kaczmarowski

Show me a person who accepts a bad shot and I'll show you a person who hits alot of bad shots.

Leonard Reiss

Be kind to those who are so ignorant they don't even know they are ignorant.

Unknown, I have no idea where I picked this up

Never fish for compliments. Lob dynamite in the water.

The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com, from 'The Naked Intelligence Officer'

The buck stops here? So THAT'S what this thing on my desk is.

John Alejandro King, 'The Covert Comic', (www.covertcomic.com)

If the schizophrenics of the world were all cured, the average human would have less than one personality.

John Alejandro King, from 'The Naked Intelligence Officer'

If the straight jacket fits, wear it.

Unknown

Nietzsche said: "A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith doesn't prove anything." And I guess that's my question: should I believe a guy who took casual strolls through lunatic asylums?

John Alejandro King, - From 'My War On Terror!'

I decided to take up boxing to see what I was made of. It turns out IÂ’m made of blood.

John Alejandro King, real CIA officer, ... Soon to be sent back to Iraq

When they say 'It's better to die on your feet than live on your knees,Â’ do they mean itÂ’s EVEN better?

John Alejandro King, CIA officer, Recently returned from Iraq

The good news: I kept my head when all about me were losing theirs. The bad news: I can't find my body.

John Alejandro King, a CIA officer, website is www.covertcomic.com

There are only two valid things by which to judge someone: by what they SAY, and what they DO.

Not coincidentally, they are the only two things by which we are not permitted to evaluate anyone anymore.

RHJunior

Life's a poem, a never ending story, which is longing to be written down. Every dot a moment, every line some experience, going up and down like waves in the sea.

Elisabeth Stone

When I was a little child, my mother told me not to beat people if they are lying on the floor already. But why didn't any one tell the others?

Elisabeth Stone

Against any kind of rationality, I'm hoping desperately for hope.

Elisabeth Stone

• Relatives are relative, but the family is absolute. Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid S. Sukhorukov, Family

All women are angels!.. untill you are their god. Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid S. Sukhorukov, Women and men

• In life it is better to be a corkscrew than a cork.

Leonid S. Sukhorukov, Life