Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
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tiny.ag/nafrtspo · submitted 2010 by Mike Kraso
The the glass is is only half full if it is being filled, and likewise, only half empty when it's being emptied.
tiny.ag/vizvd9xa · submitted 2010
Life sucks and then you die.
my U.S. History teacher, so true!!, in Life and Death and Life and Death
tiny.ag/dnlh6xag · submitted 2010 by jambone9
Respect is keeping your mouth shut when you don't know what you're talking about.
tiny.ag/tpfldcuc · submitted 2010 by jambone9
A glass of water filled halfway is viewed by three different persons: the optimist says the glass is half-full; the pessimist says the glass is half-empty; the thirsty man says "Give me the damn glass!"
tiny.ag/0qk5nxjt · submitted 2010 by jambone9
Respect is keeping your mouth shut when you don't know what you're talking about.
tiny.ag/t80gxj5h · submitted 2010
Lust is the pornography of the mind.
Benjamin Dickens, Musician, in Love and Hate and Men and Women
tiny.ag/bsa01ytr · submitted 2010 by jtegel
Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose
Kris Kristofferson, From his song Me and Bobby McGee
tiny.ag/u9jinkjy · submitted 2010 by jambone9
Education kills ignorance.
tiny.ag/d8vmmqyz · submitted 2010 by caseywhalen7@yahoo.com
women! you cant live with them, you cant live without them
women, am i right
tiny.ag/udvrulkq · submitted 2010 by Monet
"How empty of you , to be so full of me'
Monet Dunham, nyc, in Altruism and Cynicism and Love and Hate
tiny.ag/tjmsoocn · submitted 2010 by sraz
These days, an income is something you can't live without - or within
tiny.ag/vw5kal0r · submitted 2010 by sraz
You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone
tiny.ag/avzrtwsl · submitted 2010 by sraz
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night
tiny.ag/sumvyaag · submitted 2010 by sraz
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What, you too?! I thought I was the only one."
tiny.ag/il5jgc4m · submitted 2010 by sraz
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying
tiny.ag/yc82g5wx · submitted 2010 by sraz
We rarely think people have good sense unless they agree with us
tiny.ag/qxuf8cj4 · submitted 2010 by sraz
Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse
tiny.ag/lrfsdihe · submitted 2010 by sraz
About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends
tiny.ag/4s0cvigu · submitted 2010 by sraz
You don't get anything clean without getting something else dirty
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