Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
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tiny.ag/a0yxpcij · submitted 2010 by jambone9
If you truly believe that ignorance is bliss, then you are entitled to your illusion.
tiny.ag/5hxnm0wv · submitted 2010 by jambone9
Lack of eye contact may be a sign of subservience.
tiny.ag/jazy7krg · submitted 2010 by jambone9
A man chases a woman until she catches him. If that's true, then I got caught twice.
tiny.ag/yxz2pr9i · submitted 2010 by jambone9
I don't care about being consistent; I care about the right to be either right or wrong at one particular point in time.
tiny.ag/i36pzmqb · submitted 2010 by jambone9
I have a difficult time with people who do not respect the difference between a donation and a loan.
tiny.ag/1utftohv · submitted 2010 by jambone9
Progress claims no responsibility for the people it brutalizes.
tiny.ag/z6pq9oge · submitted 2010 by jambone9
A comedian is happiest when not taken seriously.
tiny.ag/32hkaubr · submitted 2010 by jambone9
Time flies when you don't look at your wristwatch.
tiny.ag/frkst5d2 · submitted 2010 by jambone9
If the grass appears greener on the other side, it's probably made of astroturf.
tiny.ag/0pcevxhr · submitted 2010 by jambone9
A woman's place is where she chooses to be.
tiny.ag/olrca8f2 · submitted 2010 by jambone9
There is no one more dangerous than a fool who finally acknowledges the foolishness and does something about it.
tiny.ag/bjupf7nz · submitted 2010 by jambone9
The person you call a fool may be setting you up.
tiny.ag/65htpsxt · submitted 2010 by jambone9
You can actually say what you think without actually thinking about what you said.
tiny.ag/lubkd7qn · submitted 2010 by jambone9
The U.S. Constitution does not guarantee freedom from speech.
tiny.ag/lqyuqmg9 · submitted 2010 by jambone9
"To be or what?" is John Rambo's rendition of Shakespeare.
tiny.ag/qgwazifu · submitted 2010 by jambone9
Politeness sanitizes speech.
tiny.ag/0zf7diyr · submitted 2010 by jambone9
Jesus of Nazareth did not intend to found a new religion-he didn't have time. His followers had other ideas.
tiny.ag/ordi2pxe · submitted 2010 by jambone9
An eye for an eye seems like a fair exchange.
tiny.ag/wrjihrz4 · submitted 2010 by jambone9
We all exist. Do we all live?
tiny.ag/lkicv0hw · submitted 2010 by jambone9
An outlaw is a former in-law who has fallen out of grace.
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