Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
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tiny.ag/ws7e6vzf · submitted 2007
In America we don't have suicide bombers, we have ‘relatives.’
John Alejandro King, 'The Covert Comic', from 'My War On Terror!'
tiny.ag/f0gst95e · submitted 2007
Hypocrisy is putting a bumper sticker on the back of your car, but not on the back of your head.
John Alejandro King, from ' My War On Terror!'
tiny.ag/0glg7kzy · submitted 2007
All gratification is instant by definition.
John Alejandro King, 'The Covert Comic', from ' My War On Terror!'
tiny.ag/2ork3xsf · submitted 2007
Instead of being selfish,
and selling fish,
give a few away,
like Jesus did.
tiny.ag/pn4helfr · submitted 2007
Franz Kafka. Frank Zappa.
... Coincidence?
John A. King a.k.a. 'The Covert Comic', - 'Black Matters' (www.covertcomic.com)
tiny.ag/jqkem1gl · submitted 2007
Is that a nanomachine in your pocket, or are you not all that glad to see me?
John Alejandro King, 'The Covert Comic', - from 'The Naked Intelligence Officer'
tiny.ag/jza2veqi · submitted 2007
The good news: there are no longer more of them than there are of us.
The bad news: there are now more of us than there are of us.
John Alejandro King, - 'Black Matters' (www.covertcomic.com)
tiny.ag/6tvygsz7 · submitted 2007
Common sense is the ability to spontaneously create new knowledge using only existing knowledge.
Matthew D. Burrows, Long Beach, CA
tiny.ag/nw42iiob · submitted 2007
Have you ever been walking along, and suddenly the toe of your shoe catches on the ground and you almost trip and fall on your face?
No?
... Good, me neither (I was just checking).
John Alejandro King, 'The Covert Comic', www.covertcomic.com
tiny.ag/fhgp1asq · submitted 2007
Secret #37.6691. If a secret message doesn't self-destruct before you read it, it probably isn't worth your time.
The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com, from 'My War On Terror!'
tiny.ag/nyrwt6hq · submitted 2007
To laugh at life isn't so hard, once you master the rapid pulmonary convulsions.
John Alejandro King, www.covertcomic.com, from 'My War On Terror!'
tiny.ag/kfmws6id · submitted 2007
From the day we are born, we are all slowly dieing of life.
tiny.ag/asr2o8j9 · submitted 2007
No matter what a man might claim to know, he will never know who will show up to his funeral.
tiny.ag/fm04pnor · submitted 2007
I know itÂ’s just a silly superstition, but I never go out of the house without my lucky gun.
John Alejandro King, www.covertcomic.com, from 'Real Men Don't Get Published'
tiny.ag/hnmudbyu · submitted 2007
Have you ever been walking along, and suddenly the toe of your shoe catches on the ground and you almost trip and fall on your face?
No?
... Good, me neither (I was just checking).
John Alejandro King, www.covertcomic.com, from 'My War On Terror!'
tiny.ag/lg0vu7ym · submitted 2007
Actually, here in the future, what everyone longs for is 15 minutes of total anonymity.
John Alejandro King, www.covertcomic.com, America's funniest intelligence officer!
tiny.ag/gx8phez1 · submitted 2007
- The quality of the flea is their quantity.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov, Quality and quantity
tiny.ag/laf0uklm · submitted 2007
- Nowhere in Nature can one twitter so mellifluously as on the branches of power.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov, Politics
tiny.ag/6rgf5nyj · submitted 2007
- For some religion cures the soul, to others it sickens the mind.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov, Religion
tiny.ag/msazolid · submitted 2007
- Money is evil... and the less we have of it the more evil it becomes. Leonid S. Sukhorukov
Leonid S. Sukhorukov, Money
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