Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
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tiny.ag/ilnzeqre · ★★☆☆ Fair (3 ratings) · submitted 2004
The educational system is the only industry where the employees grade the quality of their own work.
tiny.ag/wxtjeh7n · ★★☆☆ Fair (3 ratings) · submitted 2004
When one person claims to be a hero and 250 of his former coworkers say he's an asshole, it's safe to say the 250 might have a point.
tiny.ag/w9sz7ntr · ★★★☆ Good (3 ratings) · submitted 2004
"The same people who accused America of creating tyrants are now sputtering in bilious fury because she deposed one."
tiny.ag/qjkplth4 · ★★★☆ Good (2 ratings) · submitted 2004
It's easy to stand tall when your feet aren't on the ground.
tiny.ag/pauxi4t2 · ★★☆☆ Fair (9 ratings) · submitted 2004
The events that happen in the wait are almost always more impotant than the event requiring the waiting.
Ashley McCarty, (God taught me this)
tiny.ag/pxdotfkc · ★★☆☆ Fair (9 ratings) · submitted 2004
Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not after you.
not sure, i read this on some conspiracy web log
tiny.ag/rijbpyb5 · ★★☆☆ Fair (10 ratings) · submitted 2004
there are two kinds of people in this world, those who love what they do and those who do what they love
tiny.ag/f865gujc · ★★☆☆ Fair (11 ratings) · submitted 2004
Prejudices we must hate them.
tiny.ag/5ywdd1eu · ★★☆☆ Fair (8 ratings) · submitted 2004
They create their own mountains to climb.
But, sometimes they create their own steep
cliffs only to fall.
tiny.ag/hhtej1m6 · ★★☆☆ Fair (16 ratings) · submitted 2004
It is never too late to be what we might have been.
tiny.ag/6qthodn5 · ★★☆☆ Fair (9 ratings) · submitted 2004
If everybody could eliminate all his/her supposed enemies, who would remain on this Earth?
tiny.ag/8uebh3ca · ★★☆☆ Fair (10 ratings) · submitted 2004
wealth does not bring happiness...happiness brings wealth
tiny.ag/blsyvgqe · ★★☆☆ Fair (18 ratings) · submitted 2004
As I slide down that banister of life, I'll always remember you as a splinter up my ass.
Unknown, To anyone who's done me wrong
tiny.ag/yotkmjsq · ★★☆☆ Fair (18 ratings) · submitted 2004
"los angels,city of angels,saints,
sinners,has-beens,legends and stars.
with a supporting cast of characters
living in a world located somewhere
between the moon and mars.
image makers,heartbreakers and a host
of side show carnival fakers.
the lucky few will go on attain both
fortune and fame,....the failures are
left without a penny or fame,....
the saddest part of all,...no one
will ever remember or know their name."
copyright 2004 joseph p.martino
JOSEPH P.MARTINO, quote/poem author
tiny.ag/a10tzxnb · ★★☆☆ Fair (11 ratings) · submitted 2004
Like Ogden used to Ogdeniously say- Witty is Pretty
but
Candor is Grandor
Richard Walker, from my poem- Once Upon A Nash
tiny.ag/s9nmabzh · ★★☆☆ Fair (11 ratings) · submitted 2004
Satchel Paige said, 'Don't look back, something may be gaining on you.' Another reason not to look back: You may be gaining on something.
John Alejandro King, Found at www.covertcomic.com
tiny.ag/kn1sbobe · ★★☆☆ Fair (13 ratings) · submitted 2004
If you think you know everything you will never learn anything.
tiny.ag/cnrftega · ★★☆☆ Fair (19 ratings) · submitted 2004
what comes first sing or sang?
tiny.ag/g0hyklfa · ★★☆☆ Fair (12 ratings) · submitted 2004
"My home..." (E.T.); "My precious..." (Gollum); "My oil..." (Bush).
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