Aphorisms Galore!

Submissions

These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.

4121–4140 (5853)

tiny.ag/a0yxpcij  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

If you truly believe that ignorance is bliss, then you are entitled to your illusion.

Jabo James, in Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/5hxnm0wv  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

Lack of eye contact may be a sign of subservience.

Jabo James, in Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/jazy7krg  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

A man chases a woman until she catches him. If that's true, then I got caught twice.

Jabo James, in Men and Women

tiny.ag/yxz2pr9i  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

I don't care about being consistent; I care about the right to be either right or wrong at one particular point in time.

Jabo James, in Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/i36pzmqb  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

I have a difficult time with people who do not respect the difference between a donation and a loan.

Jabo James, in Wealth and Poverty

tiny.ag/1utftohv  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

Progress claims no responsibility for the people it brutalizes.

Jabo James, in Wealth and Poverty

tiny.ag/z6pq9oge  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

A comedian is happiest when not taken seriously.

Jabo James, in Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/32hkaubr  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

Time flies when you don't look at your wristwatch.

Jabo James, in Life and Death

tiny.ag/frkst5d2  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

If the grass appears greener on the other side, it's probably made of astroturf.

Jabo James, in Success and Failure

tiny.ag/0pcevxhr  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

A woman's place is where she chooses to be.

Jabo James, in Men and Women

tiny.ag/olrca8f2  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

There is no one more dangerous than a fool who finally acknowledges the foolishness and does something about it.

Jabo James, in Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/bjupf7nz  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

The person you call a fool may be setting you up.

Jabo James, in Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/65htpsxt  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

You can actually say what you think without actually thinking about what you said.

Jabo James, in Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/lubkd7qn  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

The U.S. Constitution does not guarantee freedom from speech.

Jabo James, in Law and Politics

tiny.ag/lqyuqmg9  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

"To be or what?" is John Rambo's rendition of Shakespeare.

Jabo James, in Art and Literature

tiny.ag/qgwazifu  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

Politeness sanitizes speech.

Jabo James, in Vice and Virtue

tiny.ag/0zf7diyr  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

Jesus of Nazareth did not intend to found a new religion-he didn't have time. His followers had other ideas.

Jabo James, in Science and Religion

tiny.ag/ordi2pxe  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

An eye for an eye seems like a fair exchange.

Jabo James, in Love and Hate

tiny.ag/wrjihrz4  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

We all exist. Do we all live?

Jabo James, in Life and Death

tiny.ag/lkicv0hw  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

An outlaw is a former in-law who has fallen out of grace.

Jabo James, in Men and Women

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