Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
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tiny.ag/msazolid · submitted 2007
- Money is evil... and the less we have of it the more evil it becomes. Leonid S. Sukhorukov
Leonid S. Sukhorukov, Money
tiny.ag/y81bcvdj · submitted 2007
- Envy is immortal - much to the envy of the envious! Leonid S. Sukhorukov
Leonid S. Sukhorukov, Envy
tiny.ag/302ajwdx · submitted 2007
I assume God isn't constantly depressed at the suffering of those souls cast into hell for all eternity for denying Him. On the other hand, I assume God doesn't just forget about these people either.
... Probably God is sort of mildly bummed out all the time.
John Alejandro King, 'The Covert Comic', from 'My War On Terror!'
tiny.ag/13sf9i0w · submitted 2007
To live in your own toilet may be unsanitary, but you can't say it's inconvenient.
John Alejandro King, 'The Covert Comic', www.covertcomic.com
tiny.ag/higwv75x · submitted 2007
There is no Comedian but Allah, and you are His straight man.
John Alejandro King, 'The Covert Comic', www.covertcomic.com
tiny.ag/tvalsfxx · submitted 2007
When action is imperative, contemplation is catestrophic.
tiny.ag/q0ywajpf · submitted 2007
When you at last think you know a woman you find out you have known nothing at all...
tiny.ag/ar4gviqw · submitted 2007
Every major problem in the city is always a magnified expression of unresolved problems in the church.
Ed Silvoso, Prayer Evangelism - Amazon.com
tiny.ag/lqgk7ci8 · submitted 2007
Demons are like rats that have infested a house because they were drawn to the spiritual garbage inside
Ed Silvoso, Prayer Evangelism - Amazon.com
tiny.ag/qdnailpy · submitted 2007
Time is a digestive
Domenico Cieri, www.geocities.com/domenicocieriestrada
tiny.ag/mlc3r74b · submitted 2007
Perfection is what we want from others, but incompetence is usually what we get. Only God is good, so we must bear and accept it when others fail us.
William Ringer & Philip Godon, Chudley's Law - Land's End 06/06/06
tiny.ag/9jcitgni · submitted 2007
Ignorance is a terrible thing, but to forget what God has done is worse.
William Ringer, an insight after reading scripture
tiny.ag/k0ly9lv3 · submitted 2006
I consider conversations with people to be mind exorcizes. But I don't want to pull a muscle, so I stretch a lot. That's why I'm constantly either rolling my eyes or yawning.
Jarod Kintz, Taken from "E-mails from a Madman."
tiny.ag/s34bxt0f · submitted 2006
Honesty may be the best policy, but not all situations call for a policy.
LexThePen a.k.a. Don E. Irwin, I write original epigrams & aphorisms
tiny.ag/1len9k64 · submitted 2006
It looks like the joke's on us, people. I just bought a Danish phrase book, and guess what 'Søren Kierkegaard' means?
John Alejandro King, 'The Covert Comic', www.covertcomic.com
tiny.ag/svaec3rv · submitted 2006
It's true we're borrowing from future generations. But we're doing it to pay dead people, so it kind of evens out.
John Alejandro King, 'The Covert Comic', www.covertcomic.com
tiny.ag/ug0nvgmn · submitted 2006
Better to be asked what drug you're on, than what drug you're off.
John Alejandro King, 'The Covert Comic', www.covertcomic.com
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