Aphorisms Galore!

Submissions

These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.

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tiny.ag/xfnrlyam  ·  submitted 2010 by Jambone9

The common denominator for religion and science is believers and followers.

Jabo James, in Science and Religion

tiny.ag/ku3jyvnd  ·  submitted 2010 by Jambone9

A truth always has a context; if the context changes, so does a truth.

Jabo James, in Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/ybpvms1x  ·  submitted 2010 by Jambone9

If you are easy on both the eyes and on the stomach, you will go a long way in this life.

Jabo James, in Success and Failure

tiny.ag/lyvops6p  ·  submitted 2010 by Jambone9

The law of unintended consequences simply put-shit happens!

Jabo James, in Life and Death

tiny.ag/evkdjmph  ·  submitted 2010 by Jambone9

Fear failure to learn from mistakes.

Jabo James, in Success and Failure

tiny.ag/zc6qdetq  ·  submitted 2010 by Msaber

Where did i go wrong, i lost a friend

michael saber, pdheg, in Altruism and Cynicism and Altruism and Cynicism

tiny.ag/3bi9a0tq  ·  submitted 2010 by kittylicker

Every day when I wake up I think to myself... what am I going to eat for breakfast?

tiny.ag/rtuccbgw  ·  submitted 2010 by kittylicker

Q:What did the goldfish say when he ran into the concrete wall?

A: Dam

tiny.ag/iuu9ojge  ·  submitted 2010 by kittylicker

How to skin a squirrel.
step 1- Peel back the hide
step 2- Very carefully remove the gizzard and the liver
Step 3- Cook and enjoy

tiny.ag/edvm9y83  ·  submitted 2010 by kittylicker

The object of life is to take every moment and throw it on the ground.

Kitty Licker

tiny.ag/prbf7gmw  ·  submitted 2010 by kittylicker

Life is like a turkey sangwhich.

Kitty Licker

tiny.ag/kez7w6ru  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

Having a brain does not necessarily prove intelligence.

Jabo James, in Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/37sihbw0  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

If your ambition in life is to be free of ambition, good luck!

Jabo James, in Success and Failure

tiny.ag/c8nslddw  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

Humankind's ability to create has far outpaced its ability to gauge social consequences.

Jabo James, in Success and Failure

tiny.ag/kaerpnya  ·  submitted 2010 by david dasich

fat is where its at

dave me, ha, in Men and Women

tiny.ag/mupdj5ig  ·  submitted 2010 by david dasich

abbigale m haggit is the best of the best in the dark

david m dasich, woop woop, in Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/1njr0hgs  ·  submitted 2010 by Jambone9

Guilt is a trip.

Jabo James, in Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/k5ujfgqt  ·  submitted 2010 by Jambone9

Every conflict has within it the means for its own resolution.

Jabo James, in Success and Failure

tiny.ag/fq8127fl  ·  submitted 2010 by Jambone9

One's honesty is not questioned as much as the motives underlying it.

Jabo James, in Vice and Virtue

tiny.ag/enmkgb4y  ·  submitted 2010 by Okay

Yabble foob blag, pum wagort spuzz monkey!

Mindyobiz, Makes sense, in Life and Death and Happiness and Misery

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