Aphorisms Galore!

Submissions

These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.

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tiny.ag/cwkgdq5w  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

Monogamy means forsake all others.

Jabo James, in Love and Hate

tiny.ag/jkfmn5qg  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

Misery loves misery.

Jabo James, in Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/149gyzkr  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

Misery needs to love itself since no one truly loves it.

Jabo James, in Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/aqsofscj  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

Progress breeds casualties.

Jabo James, in Wealth and Poverty

tiny.ag/mmrh9aq2  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

If you can't eat principles, then a little humble pie is in order.

Jabo James, in Success and Failure

tiny.ag/k7j3r9bd  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

There is more to love than a certain feeling inside your underwear.

Jabo James, in Love and Hate

tiny.ag/wokq5gpf  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

Meritocracy is great; mediocracy is so-so.

Jabo James, in Success and Failure

tiny.ag/bcwscazy  ·  submitted 2010 by Jambone9

In this century, in this economy, there is reluctance to "take it to the bank."

Jabo James, in Wealth and Poverty

tiny.ag/dettzk2q  ·  submitted 2010 by Jambone9

There are occasions when the lack of a response is itself a response.

Jabo James, in Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/yf56n07w  ·  submitted 2010 by Jambone9

Uncommon sense is a virtue.

Jabo James, in Vice and Virtue

tiny.ag/ojkzf47c  ·  submitted 2010 by Jambone9

There are occasions when "Bless your heart" actually means "Kiss my ass."

Jabo James, in Altruism and Cynicism

tiny.ag/iyqmsubv  ·  submitted 2010 by Jambone9

Verdicts in trials by jury could become more decisive with 13 jurors.

Jabo James, in Law and Politics

tiny.ag/lr8y1zz9  ·  submitted 2010 by Jambone9

The gap between the ideal and the real determines the degree to which you are prepared to settle for less than what you want.

Jabo James, in Success and Failure

tiny.ag/2hfpvqz8  ·  submitted 2010 by Jambone9

Your failure to vote may result in a government or a lack thereof not at all to your liking.

Jabo James, in Law and Politics

tiny.ag/amcbioan  ·  submitted 2010 by Jambone9

Doing right for the wrong reason results in doing wrong.

Jabo James, in Success and Failure

tiny.ag/ykzicg2a  ·  submitted 2010 by Jambone9

A bird in the hand might crap on it.

Jabo James, in Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/bruwzjee  ·  submitted 2010 by Jambone9

The children are the future, but right now they are driving me insane.

Jabo James, in Success and Failure and Health and Disease

tiny.ag/bletjhym  ·  submitted 2010 by Jambone9

When I look at myself in the mirror and my reflection moves much faster than I do, I'm in deep trouble.

Jabo James, in Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/jkrddal3  ·  submitted 2010 by Jambone9

F... the wedding. Make the marriage work.

Jabo James, in Love and Hate

tiny.ag/qebrjlt2  ·  submitted 2010 by Jambone9

Pussy Galore had a lot of it to give.

Jabo James, A character in the James Bond Books by Ian Fleming, in Love and Hate

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