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tiny.ag/0aumhnci  ·   Fair (44 ratings)  ·  submitted 2004

In a six-hour meeting, the most interesting things are said after the first three hours and before the last three.

Petigò

tiny.ag/ae6n7rzh  ·   Fair (57 ratings)  ·  submitted 2004

hope is mankinds greatest atribute because it blinds us from the truth

Arles Mauck

tiny.ag/pgxdcjgt  ·   Poor (124 ratings)  ·  submitted 2004

When there are a lot of rules, things usually go as if there were no rules.

Petigò

tiny.ag/rikxosxv  ·   Fair (41 ratings)  ·  submitted 2004

Liberty exists, another matter is whether she is allowed to be at large.

Petigò

tiny.ag/zhmwf0lp  ·   Fair (43 ratings)  ·  submitted 2004

The letters "b" and "d" have opposite political tendencies.

Petigò

tiny.ag/6vqisk1z  ·   Fair (48 ratings)  ·  submitted 2004

The wise man said "I know nothing".
The wiser man said nothing.

M.A. Fiol

tiny.ag/hcz52daw  ·   Fair (53 ratings)  ·  submitted 2004

Space, its a funny thing. Dark, cold lonley, but we all want out there, we all want to see it for ourselves. We need to see to believe.

Arles Mauck

tiny.ag/wv5e4cgm  ·   Fair (41 ratings)  ·  submitted 2004

Stars...they get brighter when it gets darker.

Mr. Z

tiny.ag/4iyjayof  ·   Fair (42 ratings)  ·  submitted 2004

Familiarity breeds consent.

XaurreauX

tiny.ag/ngdzyat8  ·   Fair (41 ratings)  ·  submitted 2004

Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.

Tallulah Bankhead

tiny.ag/qf8zpcdr  ·   Fair (40 ratings)  ·  submitted 2004

If you're going to be driven crazy it might as well be in a limo.

XaurreauX

tiny.ag/jfn39ml5  ·   Fair (37 ratings)  ·  submitted 2004

Hope is the thing with wings that perches on the soul.

E. Dickenson

tiny.ag/aibjonhe  ·   Fair (48 ratings)  ·  submitted 2004

In the vegetable kingdom, the carnivorous plants which are vegetarian are frowned on.

Petigò

tiny.ag/w4afz1vu  ·   Fair (47 ratings)  ·  submitted 2004

Militarism is when the government puts the generals' interest before the general interest.

Petigò

tiny.ag/e7hz0zko  ·   Fair (48 ratings)  ·  submitted 2004

False friends are easily recognized by their skill in becoming invisible.

Petigò

tiny.ag/ybqpajng  ·   Fair (39 ratings)  ·  submitted 2004

Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to conceive!

Unknown

tiny.ag/mvnidxlh  ·   Fair (27 ratings)  ·  submitted 2004

Hell doesn't exist, as the eternal flames would use up all the oil reserves.

Petigò

tiny.ag/s6fqhsrc  ·   Fair (25 ratings)  ·  submitted 2004

I gave up believing most teachers had something worth hearing a long time ago.

Arles Mauck

tiny.ag/03qdfiyd  ·   Fair (6 ratings)  ·  submitted 2004

always looking at the bright side of things will cause irreversible eye damage.

Andrew Diaz, I'm a ninth grader, its ok to disagree.

tiny.ag/ereowhzq  ·   Fair (5 ratings)  ·  submitted 2004

Sand timers gain a lot in the Sahara.

Petigò

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