Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
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tiny.ag/cwkgdq5w · submitted 2010 by jambone9
Monogamy means forsake all others.
tiny.ag/jkfmn5qg · submitted 2010 by jambone9
Misery loves misery.
tiny.ag/149gyzkr · submitted 2010 by jambone9
Misery needs to love itself since no one truly loves it.
tiny.ag/aqsofscj · submitted 2010 by jambone9
Progress breeds casualties.
tiny.ag/mmrh9aq2 · submitted 2010 by jambone9
If you can't eat principles, then a little humble pie is in order.
tiny.ag/k7j3r9bd · submitted 2010 by jambone9
There is more to love than a certain feeling inside your underwear.
tiny.ag/wokq5gpf · submitted 2010 by jambone9
Meritocracy is great; mediocracy is so-so.
tiny.ag/bcwscazy · submitted 2010 by Jambone9
In this century, in this economy, there is reluctance to "take it to the bank."
tiny.ag/dettzk2q · submitted 2010 by Jambone9
There are occasions when the lack of a response is itself a response.
tiny.ag/yf56n07w · submitted 2010 by Jambone9
Uncommon sense is a virtue.
tiny.ag/ojkzf47c · submitted 2010 by Jambone9
There are occasions when "Bless your heart" actually means "Kiss my ass."
tiny.ag/iyqmsubv · submitted 2010 by Jambone9
Verdicts in trials by jury could become more decisive with 13 jurors.
tiny.ag/lr8y1zz9 · submitted 2010 by Jambone9
The gap between the ideal and the real determines the degree to which you are prepared to settle for less than what you want.
tiny.ag/2hfpvqz8 · submitted 2010 by Jambone9
Your failure to vote may result in a government or a lack thereof not at all to your liking.
tiny.ag/amcbioan · submitted 2010 by Jambone9
Doing right for the wrong reason results in doing wrong.
tiny.ag/ykzicg2a · submitted 2010 by Jambone9
A bird in the hand might crap on it.
tiny.ag/bruwzjee · submitted 2010 by Jambone9
The children are the future, but right now they are driving me insane.
tiny.ag/bletjhym · submitted 2010 by Jambone9
When I look at myself in the mirror and my reflection moves much faster than I do, I'm in deep trouble.
tiny.ag/jkrddal3 · submitted 2010 by Jambone9
F... the wedding. Make the marriage work.
tiny.ag/qebrjlt2 · submitted 2010 by Jambone9
Pussy Galore had a lot of it to give.
Jabo James, A character in the James Bond Books by Ian Fleming, in Love and Hate
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