Aphorisms Galore!

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These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.

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tiny.ag/c2rsb49d  ·  submitted 2010 by Jambone9

Anyone who attempts to invoke the wrath of the Creator against gays and lesbians must necessarily blame the Creator for having implanted in men and in women a gene that predisposes one favorably toward attraction to the same gender.

Jabo James, in Love and Hate and Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/91herjey  ·  submitted 2010 by Jambone9

A love of life does not necessarily include a love of your life.

Jabo James, in Love and Hate

tiny.ag/etn0t4m2  ·  submitted 2010 by Jambone9

A government no more represents the people than a warden in a penitentiary represents the inmates.

Jabo James, in Law and Politics

tiny.ag/cbvlqwnk  ·  submitted 2010 by Jambone9

You can help make fools out of voters only once every 4 or 5 years, depending on the country.

Jabo James, in Law and Politics

tiny.ag/ogixd8eb  ·  submitted 2010 by Jambone9

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I'm certain the blind could see this.

Jabo James, in Happiness and Misery and Love and Hate

tiny.ag/u6f8debi  ·  submitted 2010 by Jambone9

Either the pen or the sword can be used to take a stab at someone.

Jabo James, in Life and Death and War and Peace

tiny.ag/gwlai62j  ·  submitted 2010 by Jambone9

To the extent that a corporation exhibits a social conscience, it does so in direct proportion to its profit margins.

Jabo James, in Altruism and Cynicism

tiny.ag/dbp0vjyu  ·  submitted 2010 by gk_

To behold oneself as a whole, is to see a stranger

George Kassabgi, Reflective Journeys, Methuselah

tiny.ag/4csbotnu  ·  submitted 2010 by gk_

At the heart of objectification what is most in danger, is man himself

George Kassabgi, Reflective Journeys, Methuselah

tiny.ag/3uty8jhp  ·  submitted 2010 by gk_

The existence of very many creates an illusion of none at all.

George Kassabgi, Reflective Journeys, Methuselah

tiny.ag/kwzsx40x  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

In this century, in this economy, greed is good, especially at the expense of taxpayers.

Jabo James, in Wealth and Poverty

tiny.ag/hbhumwk7  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

Death and taxes are recession-proof.

Jabo James, in Life and Death

tiny.ag/7jvxmppc  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

A life well lived requires no justification.

Jabe James, in Life and Death

tiny.ag/prqf6noq  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

Doing good is good until doing better is better.

Jabo James, in Success and Failure

tiny.ag/u28l4sda  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

The degree of personality assertion in a conference room increases in direct proportion to the number of persons present.

Jabo James, in Work and Recreation

tiny.ag/1l0dtndy  ·  submitted 2010

It isn't that you can't cheat death, it's that death can't cheat you.

John Alejandro King, a.k.a. 'The Covert Comic' (www.covertcomic.com), in Life and Death and Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/7timx4qb  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

A loner knows who his friends are.

Jabo James, in Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/dbh5q1po  ·  submitted 2010

A thesaurus is a dictionary on drugs.

John Alejandro King, a.k.a. 'The Covert Comic' (www.covertcomic.com), in Art and Literature

tiny.ag/4yix86m0  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

One woman's way to a man's heart is through his pants.

Jabo James, in Love and Hate

tiny.ag/9rm0tw4l  ·  submitted 2010

Snowflakes are a snowman's DNA.

John Alejandro King, a.k.a. 'The Covert Comic' (www.covertcomic.com)

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