Aphorisms Galore!

Submissions

These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.

4161–4180 (5997)

tiny.ag/st9nxq2v  ·  submitted 2010

If you chase crazy dreams, they may come and bite you in the ass.

Bambi

tiny.ag/n8ux2dsc  ·  submitted 2010 by Okay

Nobody in your life can care as much as you.. Make them understand that.

Doctor Bob, This is deep..., in Vice and Virtue and Love and Hate

tiny.ag/sqhhwebm  ·  submitted 2010 by Okay

Life is like a box of chocolates. they're gone by the time you get the point.

Toodles McQuote, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Love and Hate

tiny.ag/xwle2pci  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

Oppression can exist only by consent.

Jabo James, in Law and Politics

tiny.ag/b320c1zw  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

Whether you love or hate your country, you have every right to criticize it if it does wrong.

Jabo James, in Law and Politics

tiny.ag/upsx0q9b  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

Art reflects the value system of a culture.

Jabo James, in Art and Literature

tiny.ag/w65abuis  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

Failure is a doormat to success.

Jabo James, in Success and Failure

tiny.ag/ljyxzhaw  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

Hell lacks fire escapes.

Jabo James, in Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/wu2bcwt3  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

Experience cures immaturity.

Jabo James, in Success and Failure and Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/prqil37w  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

Marriage is the kind of gambling endorsed by the clergy.

Jabo James, in Happiness and Misery and Love and Hate

tiny.ag/9gmwjczn  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

Fear may well guarantee the success of an act of courage.

Jabo James, in Success and Failure and Life and Death

tiny.ag/eqh4fll1  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

If I need a nag in my life, I'll go to the nearest stable.

Jabo James, in Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/ov6orhkg  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

Finance-for-romance marriages are exercises in prostitution.

Jabo James, in Wealth and Poverty and Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/3bsde1hc  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

It is vexing, if not ironic, for an employee facing job loss because of outsourcing to seek relief from an employer's assistance program which is itself an outsourced function.

Jabo James, in Work and Recreation

tiny.ag/hxfqvbjc  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

Like your neighbor if possible but keep your distance.

Jabo James, in Altruism and Cynicism

tiny.ag/ztdkc8vq  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

Paranoia allows for the development of eyes in the back of the head.

Jabo James, in Health and Disease and Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/mfb1f7rn  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

The most significant, all-encompassing, far-reaching industry developed in the 20th century and continually refined in this century is information technology.

Jabo James, in Work and Recreation

tiny.ag/ifenvymo  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

There are three types of government-by the people, for the people, and over the people.

Jabo James, in Law and Politics

tiny.ag/w0lfeyk1  ·  submitted 2010 by Jambone9

So-called self-evident "truths" require no elaborations.

Jabo James, in Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/e1vsjsuu  ·  submitted 2010 by Jambone9

To learn to unlearn is freedom.

Jabo James, in Happiness and Misery and Success and Failure

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