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tiny.ag/uzwnoldl  ·   Fair (5 ratings)  ·  submitted 2004

There arn't words that can describe life

Arles Mauck

tiny.ag/0isgxlac  ·   Fair (10 ratings)  ·  submitted 2004

Happiness comes in small doses, a cigarett, a cookie, a five second orgasm, whatever. so smoke the cig, eat the cookie, cum then get up the next morning and go to work.

Denis Leary

tiny.ag/j9bwnohy  ·   Fair (5 ratings)  ·  submitted 2004

Humans define life through suffering

Arles Mauck

tiny.ag/lm8lrrwu  ·   Fair (4 ratings)  ·  submitted 2004

money isn't real, never let anyone ever convince you otherwise

Arles Mauck

tiny.ag/vxiicezz  ·   Fair (46 ratings)  ·  submitted 2004

It is better to have sinned, than to have killed the man who sinned against your father's mother.

Deanna Smele, David The Great Feim, Mall, "Learning By Reading"

tiny.ag/kyz2mtcq  ·   Fair (34 ratings)  ·  submitted 2004

It's a bittersweet symphony, this life.
Trying to make ends meet
You're a slave to money then you die.
I'll take you down the only road I've ever been down.
You know the one that takes you to the places
where all the veins meet.
Well I've never prayed
But tonight I'm on my knees.
I need to hear some sounds that recognize the pain in me.
I'll let the melody shine, let it cleanse my mind, I feel free
But the airwaves are clean and there's nobody singing to me now.

The Verve

tiny.ag/cluzux58  ·   Fair (23 ratings)  ·  submitted 2004

Beginnings are scary, endings are sad but its whats in between that really matters

Unknown

tiny.ag/wvisrsbd  ·   Fair (10 ratings)  ·  submitted 2004

Won't you look down upon me, Jesus
You've got to help me make a stand.
You've just got to see me through another day.
My body's aching and my time is at hand
And I won't make it any other way

James Taylor

tiny.ag/x8n1sbhb  ·   Fair (12 ratings)  ·  submitted 2004

Living on a lighted stage
Approaches the unreal
For those who think and feel
In touch with some reality
Beyond the gilded cage.

Cast in this unlikely role,
Ill-equipped to act,
With insufficient tact,
One must put up barriers
To keep oneself intact.

Living in the Limelight,
The universal dream
For those who wish to seem.
Those who wish to be
Must put aside the alienation,
Get on with the fascination,
The real relation,
The underlying theme.

Living in a fisheye lens,
Caught in the camera eye.
I have no heart to lie,
I can't pretend a stranger
Is a long-awaited friend.

All the world's indeed a stage,
And we are merely players,
Performers and portrayers,
Each another's audience
Outside the gilded cage.

Rush, best band ever

tiny.ag/iff8eyk5  ·   Fair (13 ratings)  ·  submitted 2004

never grow old, never die young

James Taylor

tiny.ag/ufhxqdxn  ·   Fair (11 ratings)  ·  submitted 2004

aint nothing easy

Arles Mauck

tiny.ag/avhvl8il  ·   Fair (13 ratings)  ·  submitted 2004

Is there really such a thing as freedom?
If you could do anything in the world what would you do?
Why havenÂ’t you?

Arles Mauck

tiny.ag/7blnvyaw  ·   Fair (14 ratings)  ·  submitted 2004

Experience is something you never have until just after you need it

Unknown

tiny.ag/dynuycmv  ·   Fair (15 ratings)  ·  submitted 2004

Ignorance is bliss

Cipher, from The Matrix

tiny.ag/fngs8ijr  ·   Fair (18 ratings)  ·  submitted 2004

When you marry, and you're driving to your honeymoon do yourself a favor. Roll down your window and toss all your pride out the window, you will never need it again

Unknown

tiny.ag/ylvlwdkb  ·   Fair (24 ratings)  ·  submitted 2004

I went to the woods because i wished to live deliberately, to front only the essential facts of life, and see if I could not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived

Ralph Waldo Emerson, from Nature

tiny.ag/dqvllx67  ·   Fair (18 ratings)  ·  submitted 2004

Well its not far down to paradise, at least its not for me

Christopher Cross

tiny.ag/5xctpf38  ·   Fair (14 ratings)  ·  submitted 2004

Enjoy every sandwich

Little Richard, thiscame from a man on the edge of death

tiny.ag/xak8ojxr  ·   Fair (19 ratings)  ·  submitted 2004

The true sign of a wise man is seeing the extraordinary in the ordinary

Arles Mauck

tiny.ag/pqemzmky  ·   Fair (14 ratings)  ·  submitted 2004

There is no winning, just different degrees of losing

Arles Mauck

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