Aphorisms Galore!

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These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.

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tiny.ag/cfl3qj7l  ·  submitted 2010 by Jambone9

Behind every great man there's a great woman willing and ready to kick his ass if he screws up.

Jabo James, in Love and Hate

tiny.ag/0pbytfmw  ·  submitted 2010 by Jambone9

The death penalty does not a deter if potential or actual killers have a death wish.

Jabo James, in Life and Death

tiny.ag/sapthvba  ·  submitted 2010 by Jambone9

I would like to visit heaven, just for the hell of it.

Jabo James, in Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/p6819vel  ·  submitted 2010 by Jambone9

To be merely needed is boring; to be loved, now that's a different story.

Jabo James, in Love and Hate and Life and Death

tiny.ag/0s8mlpva  ·  submitted 2010 by Jambone9

Purpose is an excuse used to justify existence.

Jabo James, in Life and Death

tiny.ag/bnrvfhoo  ·  submitted 2010 by Jambone9

Attorneys may have a vested interest in maintaining the institution of divorce.

Jabo James, in Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/s5yvi3tm  ·  submitted 2010 by Jambone9

It matters little if a government is democratic or totalitarian. In either case, someone does step on someone else's back.

Jabo James, in Law and Politics

tiny.ag/a0yxpcij  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

If you truly believe that ignorance is bliss, then you are entitled to your illusion.

Jabo James, in Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/5hxnm0wv  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

Lack of eye contact may be a sign of subservience.

Jabo James, in Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/jazy7krg  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

A man chases a woman until she catches him. If that's true, then I got caught twice.

Jabo James, in Men and Women

tiny.ag/yxz2pr9i  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

I don't care about being consistent; I care about the right to be either right or wrong at one particular point in time.

Jabo James, in Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/i36pzmqb  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

I have a difficult time with people who do not respect the difference between a donation and a loan.

Jabo James, in Wealth and Poverty

tiny.ag/1utftohv  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

Progress claims no responsibility for the people it brutalizes.

Jabo James, in Wealth and Poverty

tiny.ag/z6pq9oge  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

A comedian is happiest when not taken seriously.

Jabo James, in Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/32hkaubr  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

Time flies when you don't look at your wristwatch.

Jabo James, in Life and Death

tiny.ag/frkst5d2  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

If the grass appears greener on the other side, it's probably made of astroturf.

Jabo James, in Success and Failure

tiny.ag/0pcevxhr  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

A woman's place is where she chooses to be.

Jabo James, in Men and Women

tiny.ag/olrca8f2  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

There is no one more dangerous than a fool who finally acknowledges the foolishness and does something about it.

Jabo James, in Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/bjupf7nz  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

The person you call a fool may be setting you up.

Jabo James, in Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/65htpsxt  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

You can actually say what you think without actually thinking about what you said.

Jabo James, in Wisdom and Ignorance

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