Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
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tiny.ag/lubkd7qn · submitted 2010 by jambone9
The U.S. Constitution does not guarantee freedom from speech.
tiny.ag/lqyuqmg9 · submitted 2010 by jambone9
"To be or what?" is John Rambo's rendition of Shakespeare.
tiny.ag/qgwazifu · submitted 2010 by jambone9
Politeness sanitizes speech.
tiny.ag/0zf7diyr · submitted 2010 by jambone9
Jesus of Nazareth did not intend to found a new religion-he didn't have time. His followers had other ideas.
tiny.ag/ordi2pxe · submitted 2010 by jambone9
An eye for an eye seems like a fair exchange.
tiny.ag/wrjihrz4 · submitted 2010 by jambone9
We all exist. Do we all live?
tiny.ag/lkicv0hw · submitted 2010 by jambone9
An outlaw is a former in-law who has fallen out of grace.
tiny.ag/cwkgdq5w · submitted 2010 by jambone9
Monogamy means forsake all others.
tiny.ag/jkfmn5qg · submitted 2010 by jambone9
Misery loves misery.
tiny.ag/149gyzkr · submitted 2010 by jambone9
Misery needs to love itself since no one truly loves it.
tiny.ag/aqsofscj · submitted 2010 by jambone9
Progress breeds casualties.
tiny.ag/mmrh9aq2 · submitted 2010 by jambone9
If you can't eat principles, then a little humble pie is in order.
tiny.ag/k7j3r9bd · submitted 2010 by jambone9
There is more to love than a certain feeling inside your underwear.
tiny.ag/wokq5gpf · submitted 2010 by jambone9
Meritocracy is great; mediocracy is so-so.
tiny.ag/bcwscazy · submitted 2010 by Jambone9
In this century, in this economy, there is reluctance to "take it to the bank."
tiny.ag/dettzk2q · submitted 2010 by Jambone9
There are occasions when the lack of a response is itself a response.
tiny.ag/yf56n07w · submitted 2010 by Jambone9
Uncommon sense is a virtue.
tiny.ag/ojkzf47c · submitted 2010 by Jambone9
There are occasions when "Bless your heart" actually means "Kiss my ass."
tiny.ag/iyqmsubv · submitted 2010 by Jambone9
Verdicts in trials by jury could become more decisive with 13 jurors.
tiny.ag/lr8y1zz9 · submitted 2010 by Jambone9
The gap between the ideal and the real determines the degree to which you are prepared to settle for less than what you want.
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