Aphorisms Galore!

Submissions

These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.

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tiny.ag/crs8w1ec  ·  submitted 2007

Never fish for compliments. Lob dynamite in the water.

John Alejandro King, from 'My War On Terror!'

tiny.ag/djrbpcx7  ·  submitted 2007

Taken to its logical extreme, Christianity would mean the systematic cultivation of the human failure.

A Hitler, Table Talk, midday, 10 October, 1941

tiny.ag/8k6ckbeq  ·  submitted 2007

You can do anything you want; the public forgets it in 3 months anyway.

...Comment made as to whether to invade the Vatican while restoring Mussolini to power

A Hitler, Situation meeting

tiny.ag/2rk59xgt  ·  submitted 2007

Life is hard. Living it is harder.

Josh Delbridge

tiny.ag/8gph6r3a  ·  submitted 2007

In order to be a leader, you must learn to follow.

Josh Delbridge

tiny.ag/afjmba7y  ·  submitted 2007

show me a person that accepts a bad shot and I will show you a person that hits alot of bad shots.

Leonard Reiss

tiny.ag/sanwjvpk  ·  submitted 2007

You gotta be ready for the fastball. – Ted Williams

You gotta be ready for Ted Williams. – The fastball

John Alejandro King, www.covertcomic.com, Legendary CIA research manager and sage

tiny.ag/j2nkdsmu  ·  submitted 2007

Secret #66. The best thing to come out of the US State Department is the Roosevelt Bridge.

John Alejandro King ('The Covert Comic'), Notorious CIA research manager and sage

tiny.ag/s31e70jm  ·  submitted 2007

Not only am I willing to die for my beliefs, IÂ’m starting to get pretty good at it.

John Alejandro King, 'The Covert Comic', www.covertcomic.com

tiny.ag/dne8lcfc  ·  submitted 2007

They say unless you're the lead dog, the view never changes. I say: If you're a dog, you probably like that view.

The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com, from 'My War On Terror!'

tiny.ag/huc6tqmv  ·  submitted 2007

MEN AND WOMEN MIRROR EACHOTHER. NOT IN THREE DIMENTIONS BUT IN A THOUSAND.

D D HEREIM

tiny.ag/om0dizfx  ·  submitted 2007

HUMAN BEINGS ARE THE MOST VERSTILE THING ON EARTH. MONEY IS THE SECOND MOST VERSATILE.

D D HEREIM

tiny.ag/z1ypwgm9  ·  submitted 2007

GOOD AND EVIL HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON. THEY ARE EACH DYNAMIC NOT STATIC. EACH TRIES TO GROW AND DEEPEN.

D D HEREIM

tiny.ag/mynykvsk  ·  submitted 2007

LAWYERS HAVE TWO PIECES OF WISDOM: MUTATIS MUTANDIS (CHANGE CHANGES) & EVERYTHING COMES DOWN TO CASES.

D D HEREIM

tiny.ag/1yu4qaws  ·  submitted 2007

THE POWER OF INDIRECTION IS NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE TO OVERSTATE.

D D HEREIM

tiny.ag/gamhwbfu  ·  submitted 2007

IF YOU ARE EXTREMELY ARROGANT AND AS ABRASIVE AS SANDPAPER YOU CAN BE AN ACTIVIST.

D D HEREIM

tiny.ag/nv3js1qt  ·  submitted 2007

WHAT WILL HUMANISTS BELIEVE IN IN THE COMING POST-HUMAN ERA?

D D HEREIM

tiny.ag/yo4rw17r  ·  submitted 2007

REDUCTIONISM IS A BOX WITH TITANIUM WALLS A MILE THICK. YOU CAN'T GET OUT WITHOUT OUTSIDE HELP.

D D HEREIM

tiny.ag/fr1hi8cy  ·  submitted 2007

I KNOW TWO MAGIC WORDS: LOVE & WORK

D D HEREIM

tiny.ag/jy70ohz5  ·  submitted 2007

THOSE THINGS WHICH DO NOT KILL US ARE PRELIMINARY.

D D HEREIM

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