Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
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tiny.ag/prqf6noq · submitted 2010 by jambone9
Doing good is good until doing better is better.
tiny.ag/u28l4sda · submitted 2010 by jambone9
The degree of personality assertion in a conference room increases in direct proportion to the number of persons present.
tiny.ag/1l0dtndy · submitted 2010
It isn't that you can't cheat death, it's that death can't cheat you.
John Alejandro King, a.k.a. 'The Covert Comic' (www.covertcomic.com), in Life and Death and Wisdom and Ignorance
tiny.ag/7timx4qb · submitted 2010 by jambone9
A loner knows who his friends are.
tiny.ag/dbh5q1po · submitted 2010
A thesaurus is a dictionary on drugs.
John Alejandro King, a.k.a. 'The Covert Comic' (www.covertcomic.com), in Art and Literature
tiny.ag/4yix86m0 · submitted 2010 by jambone9
One woman's way to a man's heart is through his pants.
tiny.ag/9rm0tw4l · submitted 2010
Snowflakes are a snowman's DNA.
John Alejandro King, a.k.a. 'The Covert Comic' (www.covertcomic.com)
tiny.ag/52t6arl3 · submitted 2010 by jambone9
I have no intention of elevating my job to the status of a religion. There are more than enough religions out there as it is.
tiny.ag/bpopiluw · submitted 2010 by jambone9
One woman's way to a man's heart is through his pants.
, in Love and Hate
tiny.ag/nlygxuco · submitted 2010
If you have Ralph Lauren Polo you would wear it, but if u didn't have any WHAT WOULD YOU DO...
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tiny.ag/69muj0gn · submitted 2010
Everyone thinks kids want more things in life, but what they really want is something that they can be a part of that is a part of them.
Oprah, in Happiness and Misery and Love and Hate
tiny.ag/lvu4a06c · submitted 2010 by jambone9
What's the big deal about organized crime? Isn't law enforcement organized?
tiny.ag/ydxfyufe · submitted 2010 by jambone9
Which is worse? A friend who lies to spare your feelings, or an enemy who speaks the truth about you?
, in Love and Hate
tiny.ag/h6kdocnr · submitted 2010 by jambone9
The Creator is not an equal opportunity employer; when the Creator wants you, you go.
tiny.ag/g5rrhjll · submitted 2010 by jambone9
My silence is my space.
tiny.ag/q4u6vse1 · submitted 2010 by jambone9
If there is light at the end of the tunnel, it is because you are carrying a flashlight.
tiny.ag/s2cyahfr · submitted 2010 by jambone9
When you fail to vote, you deserve all the consequences.
tiny.ag/at268owz · submitted 2010 by jambone9
More brainwashing than bodywashing occurs when there are more TV sets and personal computers than there are bathtubs and shower stalls.
tiny.ag/bp3vmwfu · submitted 2010 by jambone9
When you limit your own abilities, you impose on others.
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