Aphorisms Galore!

Submissions

These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.

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tiny.ag/prqf6noq  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

Doing good is good until doing better is better.

Jabo James, in Success and Failure

tiny.ag/u28l4sda  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

The degree of personality assertion in a conference room increases in direct proportion to the number of persons present.

Jabo James, in Work and Recreation

tiny.ag/1l0dtndy  ·  submitted 2010

It isn't that you can't cheat death, it's that death can't cheat you.

John Alejandro King, a.k.a. 'The Covert Comic' (www.covertcomic.com), in Life and Death and Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/7timx4qb  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

A loner knows who his friends are.

Jabo James, in Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/dbh5q1po  ·  submitted 2010

A thesaurus is a dictionary on drugs.

John Alejandro King, a.k.a. 'The Covert Comic' (www.covertcomic.com), in Art and Literature

tiny.ag/4yix86m0  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

One woman's way to a man's heart is through his pants.

Jabo James, in Love and Hate

tiny.ag/9rm0tw4l  ·  submitted 2010

Snowflakes are a snowman's DNA.

John Alejandro King, a.k.a. 'The Covert Comic' (www.covertcomic.com)

tiny.ag/52t6arl3  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

I have no intention of elevating my job to the status of a religion. There are more than enough religions out there as it is.

Jabo James, in Work and Recreation

tiny.ag/bpopiluw  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

One woman's way to a man's heart is through his pants.

, in Love and Hate

tiny.ag/nlygxuco  ·  submitted 2010

If you have Ralph Lauren Polo you would wear it, but if u didn't have any WHAT WOULD YOU DO...

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tiny.ag/08yfj6ub  ·  submitted 2010

A bird in the hand might peck you

tiny.ag/69muj0gn  ·  submitted 2010

Everyone thinks kids want more things in life, but what they really want is something that they can be a part of that is a part of them.

Oprah, in Happiness and Misery and Love and Hate

tiny.ag/lvu4a06c  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

What's the big deal about organized crime? Isn't law enforcement organized?

Jabo James, in Law and Politics

tiny.ag/ydxfyufe  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

Which is worse? A friend who lies to spare your feelings, or an enemy who speaks the truth about you?

, in Love and Hate

tiny.ag/h6kdocnr  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

The Creator is not an equal opportunity employer; when the Creator wants you, you go.

Jabo James, in Science and Religion

tiny.ag/g5rrhjll  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

My silence is my space.

Jabo James, in Vice and Virtue

tiny.ag/q4u6vse1  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

If there is light at the end of the tunnel, it is because you are carrying a flashlight.

Jabo James, in Success and Failure

tiny.ag/s2cyahfr  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

When you fail to vote, you deserve all the consequences.

Jabo James, in Law and Politics

tiny.ag/at268owz  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

More brainwashing than bodywashing occurs when there are more TV sets and personal computers than there are bathtubs and shower stalls.

Jabo James, in Health and Disease

tiny.ag/bp3vmwfu  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

When you limit your own abilities, you impose on others.

Jabo James, in Success and Failure

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