Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
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tiny.ag/vki7ldtj · submitted 2007
There are only two valid things by which to judge someone: by what they SAY, and what they DO.
Not coincidentally, they are the only two things by which we are not permitted to evaluate anyone anymore.
tiny.ag/aem4xjxj · submitted 2007
Life's a poem, a never ending story, which is longing to be written down. Every dot a moment, every line some experience, going up and down like waves in the sea.
tiny.ag/zbpwa9gq · submitted 2007
When I was a little child, my mother told me not to beat people if they are lying on the floor already. But why didn't any one tell the others?
tiny.ag/qwsflzqm · submitted 2007
Against any kind of rationality, I'm hoping desperately for hope.
tiny.ag/votp392q · submitted 2007
- Relatives are relative, but the family is absolute. Leonid S. Sukhorukov
Leonid S. Sukhorukov, Family
tiny.ag/4r36cikj · submitted 2007
All women are angels!.. untill you are their god. Leonid S. Sukhorukov
Leonid S. Sukhorukov, Women and men
tiny.ag/op20elw9 · submitted 2007
- In life it is better to be a corkscrew than a cork.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov, Life
tiny.ag/cvzbklnd · submitted 2007
- To win, embrace the majority: to lead, be willing to confront.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov, Politics
tiny.ag/ws7e6vzf · submitted 2007
In America we don't have suicide bombers, we have ‘relatives.’
John Alejandro King, 'The Covert Comic', from 'My War On Terror!'
tiny.ag/f0gst95e · submitted 2007
Hypocrisy is putting a bumper sticker on the back of your car, but not on the back of your head.
John Alejandro King, from ' My War On Terror!'
tiny.ag/0glg7kzy · submitted 2007
All gratification is instant by definition.
John Alejandro King, 'The Covert Comic', from ' My War On Terror!'
tiny.ag/2ork3xsf · submitted 2007
Instead of being selfish,
and selling fish,
give a few away,
like Jesus did.
tiny.ag/pn4helfr · submitted 2007
Franz Kafka. Frank Zappa.
... Coincidence?
John A. King a.k.a. 'The Covert Comic', - 'Black Matters' (www.covertcomic.com)
tiny.ag/jqkem1gl · submitted 2007
Is that a nanomachine in your pocket, or are you not all that glad to see me?
John Alejandro King, 'The Covert Comic', - from 'The Naked Intelligence Officer'
tiny.ag/jza2veqi · submitted 2007
The good news: there are no longer more of them than there are of us.
The bad news: there are now more of us than there are of us.
John Alejandro King, - 'Black Matters' (www.covertcomic.com)
tiny.ag/6tvygsz7 · submitted 2007
Common sense is the ability to spontaneously create new knowledge using only existing knowledge.
Matthew D. Burrows, Long Beach, CA
tiny.ag/nw42iiob · submitted 2007
Have you ever been walking along, and suddenly the toe of your shoe catches on the ground and you almost trip and fall on your face?
No?
... Good, me neither (I was just checking).
John Alejandro King, 'The Covert Comic', www.covertcomic.com
tiny.ag/fhgp1asq · submitted 2007
Secret #37.6691. If a secret message doesn't self-destruct before you read it, it probably isn't worth your time.
The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com, from 'My War On Terror!'
tiny.ag/nyrwt6hq · submitted 2007
To laugh at life isn't so hard, once you master the rapid pulmonary convulsions.
John Alejandro King, www.covertcomic.com, from 'My War On Terror!'
tiny.ag/kfmws6id · submitted 2007
From the day we are born, we are all slowly dieing of life.
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