Aphorisms Galore!

Submissions

These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.

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tiny.ag/thd9pfon  ·  submitted 2010 by boss

Life is like bannanas, pick as many as you can.

mike oxbig, in Food and Drink

tiny.ag/svuzsjxz  ·  submitted 2010

Eveything has been thought of before, but the difficulty is thinking of it again

tiny.ag/qeedpgzi  ·  submitted 2010

Charles Schulz said: 'Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.'
... I've been calling Australia all morning, and there's no answer.

John Alejandro King, from 'My War on Terror!' (www.covertcomic.com)

tiny.ag/l9bqtpuy  ·  submitted 2010

What time isn't it?

John Alejandro King, from 'My War on Terror!' (www.covertcomic.com), in Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/rdcwg4sx  ·  submitted 2009 by roxxye17

Man's fate is remembering women that forgot him.

Pascual Candel Palazon, "El Pirata Virgen (The Virgin Pirate)" Book, in Men and Women and Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/skzwm9pv  ·  submitted 2009

I find polite conversation to be neither.

Mike Rabourn, in Work and Recreation

tiny.ag/ksvwa2x3  ·  submitted 2009 by nemesis911

Yes teachers, it takes two to tango. That's an activity that requires a willing partner. But, a bully and a victim are not partners by any stretch of the imagination. One deserves to be punished and the other deserves to be protected.

David McClellan

tiny.ag/roahwemh  ·  submitted 2009 by nemesis911

Try not to complain about unjust treatment. The world is not a just place, it's just a place.

David McClellan

tiny.ag/yb7mutwk  ·  submitted 2009 by nemesis911

If God is truly just, then no one has to guess whether he exists or not, nor will they be forced to guess at what his will is, and his commandments will be within the capability of each person to do them without error. Otherwise, he would be an evil and cruel tyrant. His grace would be meaningless to those condemned for failures to comply, forgiveness for sins would be absurd, and sincere repentence would literally be impossible.

David McClellan

tiny.ag/cm1rjmsq  ·  submitted 2009 by nemesis911

If God is truly just, then he doesn't condemn or punish people for doing what they cannot avoid doing due to some inherent trait or inability.

David McClellan

tiny.ag/ogywukxq  ·  submitted 2009 by nemesis911

While you might guess the right answer or be right for the wrong reason, you can't consistently be right unless you actually know why.

David McClellan

tiny.ag/wyh9nvqi  ·  submitted 2009 by nemesis911

Believe that if there's a will there's a way but be aware that you could be telling yourself a lie. If you doubt this, try not to get older or to satisfy the demands of a tyrant.

David McClellan

tiny.ag/8jmxofdh  ·  submitted 2009

If all you can be is roadkill, then stink up twenty miles of interstate.

John Alejandro King, a.k.a. The Covert Comic, in Success and Failure and Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/txv3d0ac  ·  submitted 2009

God may be subtle, but He's delicious!

John Alejandro King, a.k.a. The Covert Comic, in Science and Religion and Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/kz34svt6  ·  submitted 2009

If physics is the universe's operating system, then an intelligence estimate is life's core dump.

John Alejandro King, a.k.a. The Covert Comic, in Law and Politics and Altruism and Cynicism

tiny.ag/cah937qz  ·  submitted 2009 by oriolesfan10tejeda

A bad day only lasts twenty-four hours."

Nathan LaFave, in Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/tnidus8a  ·  submitted 2009

Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

Kate Moss, in Food and Drink

tiny.ag/zcjxnmc2  ·  submitted 2009

The best wealth one can have is,the WEALTH OF KNOWLEDGE!

Jas'mine Knox18, Comment plz..., in Wealth and Poverty and Vice and Virtue

tiny.ag/2j3fwj4h  ·  submitted 2009 by gravymaster

Life: there's always an if in it.

Barry James McCulloch, in Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/snijae7m  ·  submitted 2009

I believe the children are the future. Now if I can just figure out a way to prove it.

John Alejandro King, noted CIA officer and aphorist

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