Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
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tiny.ag/thd9pfon · submitted 2010 by boss
Life is like bannanas, pick as many as you can.
tiny.ag/svuzsjxz · submitted 2010
tiny.ag/qeedpgzi · submitted 2010
Charles Schulz said: 'Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.'
... I've been calling Australia all morning, and there's no answer.
John Alejandro King, from 'My War on Terror!' (www.covertcomic.com)
tiny.ag/l9bqtpuy · submitted 2010
What time isn't it?
John Alejandro King, from 'My War on Terror!' (www.covertcomic.com), in Wisdom and Ignorance
tiny.ag/rdcwg4sx · submitted 2009 by roxxye17
Man's fate is remembering women that forgot him.
Pascual Candel Palazon, "El Pirata Virgen (The Virgin Pirate)" Book, in Men and Women and Happiness and Misery
tiny.ag/skzwm9pv · submitted 2009
I find polite conversation to be neither.
tiny.ag/ksvwa2x3 · submitted 2009 by nemesis911
Yes teachers, it takes two to tango. That's an activity that requires a willing partner. But, a bully and a victim are not partners by any stretch of the imagination. One deserves to be punished and the other deserves to be protected.
tiny.ag/roahwemh · submitted 2009 by nemesis911
Try not to complain about unjust treatment. The world is not a just place, it's just a place.
tiny.ag/yb7mutwk · submitted 2009 by nemesis911
If God is truly just, then no one has to guess whether he exists or not, nor will they be forced to guess at what his will is, and his commandments will be within the capability of each person to do them without error. Otherwise, he would be an evil and cruel tyrant. His grace would be meaningless to those condemned for failures to comply, forgiveness for sins would be absurd, and sincere repentence would literally be impossible.
tiny.ag/cm1rjmsq · submitted 2009 by nemesis911
If God is truly just, then he doesn't condemn or punish people for doing what they cannot avoid doing due to some inherent trait or inability.
tiny.ag/ogywukxq · submitted 2009 by nemesis911
While you might guess the right answer or be right for the wrong reason, you can't consistently be right unless you actually know why.
tiny.ag/wyh9nvqi · submitted 2009 by nemesis911
Believe that if there's a will there's a way but be aware that you could be telling yourself a lie. If you doubt this, try not to get older or to satisfy the demands of a tyrant.
tiny.ag/8jmxofdh · submitted 2009
If all you can be is roadkill, then stink up twenty miles of interstate.
John Alejandro King, a.k.a. The Covert Comic, in Success and Failure and Happiness and Misery
tiny.ag/txv3d0ac · submitted 2009
God may be subtle, but He's delicious!
John Alejandro King, a.k.a. The Covert Comic, in Science and Religion and Wisdom and Ignorance
tiny.ag/kz34svt6 · submitted 2009
If physics is the universe's operating system, then an intelligence estimate is life's core dump.
John Alejandro King, a.k.a. The Covert Comic, in Law and Politics and Altruism and Cynicism
tiny.ag/cah937qz · submitted 2009 by oriolesfan10tejeda
A bad day only lasts twenty-four hours."
tiny.ag/tnidus8a · submitted 2009
Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.
tiny.ag/zcjxnmc2 · submitted 2009
The best wealth one can have is,the WEALTH OF KNOWLEDGE!
Jas'mine Knox18, Comment plz..., in Wealth and Poverty and Vice and Virtue
tiny.ag/2j3fwj4h · submitted 2009 by gravymaster
Life: there's always an if in it.
tiny.ag/snijae7m · submitted 2009
I believe the children are the future. Now if I can just figure out a way to prove it.
John Alejandro King, noted CIA officer and aphorist
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