Submissions

Have you ever been walking along, and suddenly the toe of your shoe catches on the ground and you almost trip and fall on your face?

No?

... Good, me neither (I was just checking).

John Alejandro King, www.covertcomic.com, from 'My War On Terror!'

Actually, here in the future, what everyone longs for is 15 minutes of total anonymity.

John Alejandro King, www.covertcomic.com, America's funniest intelligence officer!

• The quality of the flea is their quantity.

Leonid S. Sukhorukov, Quality and quantity

• Nowhere in Nature can one twitter so mellifluously as on the branches of power.

Leonid S. Sukhorukov, Politics

• For some religion cures the soul, to others it sickens the mind.

Leonid S. Sukhorukov, Religion

• Money is evil... and the less we have of it the more evil it becomes. Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid S. Sukhorukov, Money

• Envy is immortal - much to the envy of the envious! Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid S. Sukhorukov, Envy

I assume God isn't constantly depressed at the suffering of those souls cast into hell for all eternity for denying Him. On the other hand, I assume God doesn't just forget about these people either.

... Probably God is sort of mildly bummed out all the time.

John Alejandro King, 'The Covert Comic', from 'My War On Terror!'

To live in your own toilet may be unsanitary, but you can't say it's inconvenient.

John Alejandro King, 'The Covert Comic', www.covertcomic.com

There is no Comedian but Allah, and you are His straight man.

John Alejandro King, 'The Covert Comic', www.covertcomic.com

"Life is an interesting place to Live."

Ken Scarborough

We are all immortal; until we are not.

Ken Scarborough

When action is imperative, contemplation is catestrophic.

Ken Scarborough

When hope flees, all else soon follows.

Ken Scarborough

When you at last think you know a woman you find out you have known nothing at all...

Pasquale Lippiello

Every major problem in the city is always a magnified expression of unresolved problems in the church.

Ed Silvoso, Prayer Evangelism - Amazon.com

Demons are like rats that have infested a house because they were drawn to the spiritual garbage inside

Ed Silvoso, Prayer Evangelism - Amazon.com

Time is a digestive

Domenico Cieri, www.geocities.com/domenicocieriestrada

Perfection is what we want from others, but incompetence is usually what we get. Only God is good, so we must bear and accept it when others fail us.

William Ringer & Philip Godon, Chudley's Law - Land's End 06/06/06

Ignorance is a terrible thing, but to forget what God has done is worse.

William Ringer, an insight after reading scripture