Aphorisms Galore!

Submissions

These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.

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tiny.ag/m0szwlaq  ·  submitted 2009

To fear the worst is to ignore a much more terrifying possibility.

John Alejandro King, noted CIA officer and aphorist

tiny.ag/jylfkije  ·  submitted 2009 by pastelkess

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and when he's holding you, he definitely thinks you are beautiful

tiny.ag/nk4aelhg  ·  submitted 2009

Life is like a roll of toilet paper; the closer you get to the end, the faster it goes.

Grandpa Troll, in Life and Death

tiny.ag/7fw3tfj1  ·  submitted 2009

Usually anything that makes you feel real good or that tastes real good is either illegal, immoral or fattening.

Grandpa Troll, in Vice and Virtue and Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/ae5xwzbz  ·  submitted 2009

I have very simple tastes. I am always satisfied with the best

tiny.ag/tnylozpc  ·  submitted 2009

Mission criticality does not imply criticality of mission.

John Alejandro King, noted CIA author (www.covertcomic.com), in Law and Politics and Success and Failure

tiny.ag/sq5ckozs  ·  submitted 2009

Doing two things half-assed is approximately equivalent to doing one thing ass-whole.

John Alejandro King, www.covertcomic.com, in Success and Failure and Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/e32u90gb  ·  submitted 2009

It's good to have your head held high, as long as you're the one doing it.

John Alejandro King, in Success and Failure

tiny.ag/dnkhigcp  ·  submitted 2009

have u ever seen a spider the size of the twin towers????

good me either

tiny.ag/z0yjigl4  ·  submitted 2009

heros can be big, small, fat, skinny, short, tall, a midget, a dog, a cat..... spiderman

hero

tiny.ag/ypa47p8n  ·  submitted 2009

your in shape, rounds a shape? DUH!

tiny.ag/wi4cocl2  ·  submitted 2009

hahahahahhahha

tiny.ag/k7wh5l2t  ·  submitted 2009

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha aphorisms suck

tiny.ag/civneea4  ·  submitted 2009

my heart is bullet proof, it gets heart, but it bleed.

mason m, in Love and Hate

tiny.ag/evtrlyuh  ·  submitted 2009

love isnt found in the prettiest face, but the kindest heart.

mason m., in Love and Hate

tiny.ag/6l19hcgj  ·  submitted 2009

aim high, just dont shoot me down.

, in Success and Failure

tiny.ag/mr1dwh4w  ·  submitted 2009

hate what u cant see, but love what u can get

, in Wealth and Poverty

tiny.ag/tmvvcdgh  ·  submitted 2009 by lboggs

All luck is bad. Bad luck is obviously bad, but good luck fools you into thinking that you did something right.

, in Work and Recreation and Success and Failure

tiny.ag/mbyoedcs  ·  submitted 2009

A motivational speaker was reportedly stabbed by one of his students. This either officially qualifies him as the worst motivational speaker ever, or possibly the best.

John Alejandro King, in Altruism and Cynicism

tiny.ag/ghfd2aqu  ·  submitted 2009 by lboggs

Its even harder to soar with the eagles if turkeys are standing on your wings.

Lowell Boggs, in Work and Recreation

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