Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
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tiny.ag/m0szwlaq · submitted 2009
To fear the worst is to ignore a much more terrifying possibility.
John Alejandro King, noted CIA officer and aphorist
tiny.ag/jylfkije · submitted 2009 by pastelkess
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and when he's holding you, he definitely thinks you are beautiful
tiny.ag/nk4aelhg · submitted 2009
Life is like a roll of toilet paper; the closer you get to the end, the faster it goes.
tiny.ag/7fw3tfj1 · submitted 2009
Usually anything that makes you feel real good or that tastes real good is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
tiny.ag/ae5xwzbz · submitted 2009
tiny.ag/tnylozpc · submitted 2009
Mission criticality does not imply criticality of mission.
John Alejandro King, noted CIA author (www.covertcomic.com), in Law and Politics and Success and Failure
tiny.ag/sq5ckozs · submitted 2009
Doing two things half-assed is approximately equivalent to doing one thing ass-whole.
John Alejandro King, www.covertcomic.com, in Success and Failure and Wisdom and Ignorance
tiny.ag/e32u90gb · submitted 2009
It's good to have your head held high, as long as you're the one doing it.
tiny.ag/dnkhigcp · submitted 2009
tiny.ag/z0yjigl4 · submitted 2009
heros can be big, small, fat, skinny, short, tall, a midget, a dog, a cat..... spiderman
tiny.ag/k7wh5l2t · submitted 2009
tiny.ag/civneea4 · submitted 2009
my heart is bullet proof, it gets heart, but it bleed.
mason m, in Love and Hate
tiny.ag/evtrlyuh · submitted 2009
love isnt found in the prettiest face, but the kindest heart.
tiny.ag/6l19hcgj · submitted 2009
aim high, just dont shoot me down.
, in Success and Failure
tiny.ag/mr1dwh4w · submitted 2009
hate what u cant see, but love what u can get
, in Wealth and Poverty
tiny.ag/tmvvcdgh · submitted 2009 by lboggs
All luck is bad. Bad luck is obviously bad, but good luck fools you into thinking that you did something right.
, in Work and Recreation and Success and Failure
tiny.ag/mbyoedcs · submitted 2009
A motivational speaker was reportedly stabbed by one of his students. This either officially qualifies him as the worst motivational speaker ever, or possibly the best.
tiny.ag/ghfd2aqu · submitted 2009 by lboggs
Its even harder to soar with the eagles if turkeys are standing on your wings.
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