Submissions

If you are easy on both the eyes and on the stomach, you will go a long way in this life.

Jabo James, in Success and Failure

The law of unintended consequences simply put-shit happens!

Jabo James, in Life and Death

Fear failure to learn from mistakes.

Jabo James, in Success and Failure

Where did i go wrong, i lost a friend

michael saber, pdheg, in Altruism and Cynicism and Altruism and Cynicism

Every day when I wake up I think to myself... what am I going to eat for breakfast?

Q:What did the goldfish say when he ran into the concrete wall?

A: Dam

How to skin a squirrel.
step 1- Peel back the hide
step 2- Very carefully remove the gizzard and the liver
Step 3- Cook and enjoy

The object of life is to take every moment and throw it on the ground.

Kitty Licker

Life is like a turkey sangwhich.

Kitty Licker

Having a brain does not necessarily prove intelligence.

Jabo James, in Wisdom and Ignorance

If your ambition in life is to be free of ambition, good luck!

Jabo James, in Success and Failure

Humankind's ability to create has far outpaced its ability to gauge social consequences.

Jabo James, in Success and Failure

fat is where its at

dave me, ha, in Men and Women

abbigale m haggit is the best of the best in the dark

david m dasich, woop woop, in Happiness and Misery

Guilt is a trip.

Jabo James, in Happiness and Misery

Every conflict has within it the means for its own resolution.

Jabo James, in Success and Failure

One's honesty is not questioned as much as the motives underlying it.

Jabo James, in Vice and Virtue

Yabble foob blag, pum wagort spuzz monkey!

Mindyobiz, Makes sense, in Life and Death and Happiness and Misery

If you chase crazy dreams, they may come and bite you in the ass.

Bambi

Nobody in your life can care as much as you.. Make them understand that.

Doctor Bob, This is deep..., in Vice and Virtue and Love and Hate