Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
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tiny.ag/o0ksvwth · submitted 2005
"recent events seem to confirm and
verify,that justice is not only
blind.but,often times deaf and dumb."
copyright joseph p.martino
authored march 30,2005
JOSEPH P.MARTINO, american writer (1937 - )
tiny.ag/rbu63hkv · submitted 2005
The free market serves everyone. Some people just don't like having to carry their own plate.
tiny.ag/xk9ualfy · submitted 2005
"Need is the Mother of survival...Laziness is the Mother of invention. Thank God all humans are lazy SOBs."
tiny.ag/scoe1ky4 · submitted 2005
Christians hold that murdering someone is wrong, because of Divine decree. What makes this any less valid than the unnamed vaporous nail from which agnostics and atheists hang their moral values?
tiny.ag/arwt1nyc · submitted 2005
If Western Civ is a "myth," then apparently all the other Civs can't even compete with a fairy tale.
tiny.ag/urkb2o7g · submitted 2005
Western Civilization is a myth. It is just technologically advanced barbarism.
Tyler Dillon, It's Mine
tiny.ag/b2h0i91x · submitted 2005
We've got a world full of people who have spent their entire lives adding 2 and 2 and getting "potato."
tiny.ag/rx0wtafy · submitted 2005
high school is kinda like prison. the love you want you dont get, and the love you get you dont want.
Unknown, The New Kid
tiny.ag/jq2ieypc · submitted 2005
When you REALLY need God, he is always busy somewhere else.
tiny.ag/yh8gq9id · submitted 2005
Love is what you think you feel,
then when you find out the truth
Hate is what you feel
tiny.ag/gvkfv5co · submitted 2005
HAPPINESS The day I met him
MISERY The day I met the REAL him
tiny.ag/c71nde2x · submitted 2005
A child understands the Law. An adult understands how to be a Lawyer.
tiny.ag/fpoqb8s4 · submitted 2005
Nothing done for the love of God is ever wasted.
tiny.ag/hwnifxks · submitted 2005
Remember, half the time manic depressives feel better than you and I could ever imagine.
The Covert Comic (www.covertcomic.com), - From 'My War On Terror!'
tiny.ag/lsndxx1t · submitted 2005
Be careful what you get - you may wish for it.
The Covert Comic (www.covertcomic.com), From 'My War On Terror!'
tiny.ag/if9kszh5 · submitted 2005
Open your imagination and you will open your path.
tiny.ag/6enarz38 · submitted 2005
I see skies of blue, clouds of white.
Bright blessed days, dark sacred nights.
And I think to myself: "I hope a plane spots my raft soon."
John A. King, The Covert Comic (www.covertcomic.com)
tiny.ag/s6g9r28f · submitted 2005
Spontaneity! There's a time and a place for spontaneity
tiny.ag/ksprlted · submitted 2005
If you can keep your head whilst all around you are losing theirs then you really haven't understood the severity of the situation
tiny.ag/losvyjxc · submitted 2005
When the going's too good to be true, reverse course and beat it.
J. P. Donleavy, The Ginger Man
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