Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
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tiny.ag/qfqgtomy · submitted 2006
I think there's been a slight misunderstanding here - I'm ALREADY using my powers for good instead of evil.
John Alejandro King (The Covert Comic), from 'My War On Terror!'
tiny.ag/cwqbrvml · submitted 2006
If the universe is expanding, what else can we do but get fatter?
John Alejandro King, 'The Covert Comic', My War On Terror! (www.covertcomic.com)
tiny.ag/59rcsf2o · submitted 2006
WWJD - Wine, Whores and Jewish Dancing.
According to the Gospel, that's what Jesus would do.
John Alejandro King (The Covert Comic), (www.covertcomic.com)
tiny.ag/8gl95vkt · submitted 2006
While I would be disappointed if it turned out that I was my evil twin, it would certainly explain a lot.
John Alejandro King (covertcomic.com), America's funniest CIA officer
tiny.ag/sfn7eip9 · submitted 2006
When psychics offer half off, isn't that kind of an insult?
John Alejandro King, real CIA officer, The Covert Comic (www.covertcomic.com)
tiny.ag/ton4zap1 · submitted 2006
Money is evil. The more you spend the more you are bought.
tiny.ag/jz8i2lpe · submitted 2006
- Everyone is a genius, but not necessarily in the right epoch.
tiny.ag/a2kadq3t · submitted 2006
Maybe laughter is a desperate attempt to stop breathing.
John Alejandro King, My War On Terror! - www.covertcomic.com
tiny.ag/qrtbkuvn · submitted 2006
All earthlings are indigenous, but some earthlings are more indigenous than others
The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com, - From 'My War On Terror!'
tiny.ag/n0cziboy · submitted 2006
With all due respect to Maslow, there aren't that many problems you CAN'T solve with a hammer.
The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com, - from 'My War On Terror!'
tiny.ag/3lqdlwra · submitted 2006
Nostalgia ain't what it used to be
Martin Swords, View of a fifty five year old man
tiny.ag/hj2ctivf · submitted 2006
Financial happiness is paying more in income tax than you spend to be happy.
tiny.ag/kcvpf6uc · submitted 2006
When Jesus walked on water, did the water contain significant concentrations of calcium and magnesium ions? Because if it did, that's what chemists call 'hard water,' and my fat-as-a-house Aunt Rosario could walk on THAT stuff.
John Alejandro King ('The Covert Comic'), www.covertcomic.com
tiny.ag/b81yuoc6 · submitted 2006
I bet Father Brown could find out who molested all those altar boys.
John Alejandro King ('The Covert Comic'), www.covertcomic.com
tiny.ag/hrdnjzet · submitted 2006
Let's not just sit here doing nothing - let's jog in place.
John Alejandro King ('The Covert Comic'), - www.covertcomic.com
tiny.ag/estvbghi · submitted 2006
If God brought you to it, he will bring you through it
Anonymus, Words to live by
tiny.ag/voxulbi6 · submitted 2006
An ounce of mother may be worth a ton of priest, but six inches of priest is now worth several million dollars.
John Alejandro King, from 'My War On Terror!'
tiny.ag/myzfa387 · submitted 2006
"Patience is love's wristwatch."
James W. Miller, from book "God Scent" www.godscent.net
tiny.ag/rixdkusa · submitted 2006
- No matter how long you teach a fool, he still knows everything.
Leonid S.Sukhorukov, Book of aphorisms "All About Everything"
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