Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
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tiny.ag/yw21tnpl · submitted 2005
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
tiny.ag/zucpeyjq · submitted 2005
People will always do the right thing as long as it is in their best interests.
tiny.ag/be8eiayo · submitted 2005
I am the most tolerant person in the world so long as you have the gun.
tiny.ag/qgqy2mna · submitted 2005
I don't know everything, but I know more about the things other people don't than they ever will.
tiny.ag/5yurosrh · submitted 2005
I don't know everything, but I know more about the things other people don't than they ever will.
Thomas C Burnett, Yep, it's me.
tiny.ag/t06mrclh · submitted 2005
The blood of a true hero always comes from the heart. A coward's merely runs down his back.
tiny.ag/hxa8lu46 · submitted 2005
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, shame on you again.
The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com, From 'My War On Terror!'
tiny.ag/alsdwozz · submitted 2005
Have you ever noticed that, about the same time 'born again' Christians started showing up, movie monsters began coming back to life after the hero killed them?
The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com, From 'Who Killed The Covert Comic?'
tiny.ag/twbnq5je · submitted 2005
Lying here peacefully in my bed, I can hear the soft breathing of the woman I love. But then, I was always good at electronics.
The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com, From 'My War On Terror!'
tiny.ag/vzyjyeav · submitted 2005
If you're swimming in a school of whales, always, and I mean ALWAYS, swim at the front.
The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com, From 'My War On Terror!'
tiny.ag/ayactgio · submitted 2005
There is, undeniably, a continuous thread of moral purpose running through the history of America. And being a thread, it's a little hard to see at times.
The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com, From 'My War On Terror!'
tiny.ag/iu4yjwrh · submitted 2005
It seems that time and space are infinite... and so is the work to be done.
tiny.ag/jkpz9rxm · submitted 2005
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
tiny.ag/gjza9ajp · submitted 2005
Laugh about your problems. Everybody else already do it.
tiny.ag/jojumehn · submitted 2005
"try to avoid the most natural of all
human tendencies.
the habit of nonchalently resisting
and rejecting out of hand, what we fail to appreciate or comprehend
copyright 2004 joseph p.martino
tiny.ag/fec2qr58 · submitted 2005
There is no perfect freedom, it's only a feeling about it.
tiny.ag/uf3h7sxk · submitted 2005
The tears of pure sorrow are bath water for the heart.
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