Aphorisms Galore!

Submissions

These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.

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tiny.ag/jycfnmza  ·  submitted 2010 by politically incorrect

Life is like a shit sandwich; the more bread you have the less shit you have to eat!

Unknown, I should be so witty!

tiny.ag/27xvqhtk  ·  submitted 2010 by gcaglion

Usually, Love and Reason push us towards two different paths.
But when those two paths overlap, it is foolish to take a third one.

Giacomo Caglioni, I Just came up with it. Maybe some illustrious thinker has already written this, but I am not aware of this, in Love and Hate and Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/ntocqf6l  ·  submitted 2010 by vinnieping

Sooner or later everything become ancient histort

vinnieping, just said it one day , just popped up in my mind in a conversation

tiny.ag/vlxbybeg  ·  submitted 2010 by kimian111

When you interrupt me, you expect that I will allow you to speak without interruption

K. A. Watkins, in Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/hkuzbrvp  ·  submitted 2010 by kimian111

Some people are perfect; the rest are honest.

K. A. Watkins, in Altruism and Cynicism and Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/4inchjlv  ·  submitted 2010

Some people are perfect; the rest are honest.

K. A. Watkins, A simple statement intended to help weed out the con artists, in Altruism and Cynicism and Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/ragfnjte  ·  submitted 2010 by pilahall

Important is first, or it isn't.

Pila Hall

tiny.ag/soq9uwz4  ·  submitted 2010 by pilahall

Important is first, or it isn't.

Pila Hall

tiny.ag/8n0cqrav  ·  submitted 2010 by pilahall

Masochist: when nothing's wrong, nothing's right.

Pila Hall

tiny.ag/h9d7wt5o  ·  submitted 2010 by pilahall

If I don't see I invent you, we're both my invention.

Pila Hall

tiny.ag/ydufmkj3  ·  submitted 2010 by pilahall

I know an excuse by the speed with which I defend it.

Pila Hall

tiny.ag/zakl9syw  ·  submitted 2010 by pilahall

I know an excuse by the speed with which I defend it.

Pila Hall

tiny.ag/hskfrm6w  ·  submitted 2010 by pilahall

Interrupting rips your thought off its train as cargo for mine.

Pila Hall

tiny.ag/kxwbeknu  ·  submitted 2010 by yawnimia

The best time is the rest of the time

Geoffrey Wright, in Work and Recreation and Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/y7htqscb  ·  submitted 2010 by yawnimia

One who stands in the way of progress eventually stands alone.

Geoffrey Wright, in Success and Failure

tiny.ag/groygzj3  ·  submitted 2010 by yawnimia

Growing old is God's way of convincing us we should die.

Geoffrey Wright, in Life and Death

tiny.ag/31djt5gc  ·  submitted 2010 by yawnimia

There is no favorable alternative to growing old.

Geoffrey Wright, in Life and Death

tiny.ag/y5m4ukra  ·  submitted 2010 by yawnimia

Getting to know someone else is best done by someone who knows himself/herself.

Geoffrey Wright, in Men and Women

tiny.ag/mxm0luor  ·  submitted 2010 by yawnimia

There is no sure fired way to get hired like there is to get fired

Geoffrey Wright, in Work and Recreation

tiny.ag/1xgxjyeo  ·  submitted 2010 by yawnimia

There is not so much shame in being blamed as there is in failing to take responsibility

Geoffrey Wright, in Wisdom and Ignorance

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