Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
4441–4460 (5638)
tiny.ag/rvdqoaqw · submitted 2005
The immoderate drinking is a way of escape to the rest of insanity.
tiny.ag/hiru0mn3 · submitted 2005
The limit between moderation and immoderation is a grey zone.
tiny.ag/z3pzbr12 · submitted 2005
By looking with the eyes of belief, you can see the mountains to remove, though they stay on their places.
tiny.ag/2qfy9nhw · submitted 2005
The burned-out person needs no cremation.
tiny.ag/tjdvw8vy · submitted 2005
Life is like a movie in which its manuscript is unknown for us. Anyway our daily doings can affect for it.
tiny.ag/htnsmy2r · submitted 2005
Fear of love musn't be bigger than fear of God.
tiny.ag/dorvfbhb · submitted 2005
Money Talks, but it don't sing and dance and it don't walk. As long as I can have you here with me I'd much rather be forever in Blue Jeans.
tiny.ag/2lywaquk · submitted 2004
When one reads too many books, there is a danger of overbooking.
tiny.ag/hm24jawd · submitted 2004
My very first job was at McDonalds. In that job I learned an important principle: when something goes wrong at work, blame the guy who gets killed.
John Alejandro King, 'The Covert Comic', From 'My War On Terror!'
tiny.ag/cv7ud4e1 · submitted 2004
why is it everyone in the world is over worked, under paid and under appreciated?
tiny.ag/0i2smpxj · submitted 2004
There are not impossible loves, only
imperfect lovers.
tiny.ag/qalcckut · submitted 2004
People who say they have old souls, rarely have them.
tiny.ag/pzxfq7w9 · submitted 2004
If history has taught us one thing, it's not to believe the teachings of history.
tiny.ag/lw94wdrd · submitted 2004
Religion, science, self- Choose your weapon.
tiny.ag/hwrqtxpd · submitted 2004
"True love can wait forever but hormones can't."
tiny.ag/hqkreray · submitted 2004
One cool thing about working for the Government: if somebody asks you a question and you don't know the answer, you can always turn into a dazzling ball of light, and rise up and disappear through the ceiling.
The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com, from 'Who Killed The Covert Comic?'
tiny.ag/fp2ctlmn · submitted 2004
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from insufficiently advanced technology.
The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com, from 'Secrets For Sale'
tiny.ag/cncu2fny · submitted 2004
Just because you have no clothes doesn't make you an emperor.
The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com, from 'My War On Terror!'
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