Aphorisms Galore!

Submissions

These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.

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tiny.ag/khpgtaxm  ·  submitted 2006

... On the other hand, if you don't have sex with someone, you're not having sex with every person they ever had sex with. So basically, you're losing out huge time.

The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com, 'My War On Terror!' (real CIA officer!)

tiny.ag/sscwc7gf  ·  submitted 2006

If you're having a bad day, a bad hour, or a bad minute, remember: the very next second brings a new opportunity for change.

... However, if you're having a bad nanosecond, you're going to need several million nanoseconds just to reflect on this fact.

The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com, Cleared readers only, please

tiny.ag/6ipgvsjf  ·  submitted 2005

Happines divided by two is multiplied.

Leonid S.Sukhorukov, A book "All About Everything",UK,2005

tiny.ag/hzxcr6ig  ·  submitted 2005

Never interrupt a silent enemy.

Leonid Sukhorukov, Book "All About Everything" ,UK, 2005

tiny.ag/ryovngeb  ·  submitted 2005

Modesty is the shortest route to obscurity. But once famous, you can afford to become modest.

Leonid Sukhorukov, Happy New Year to All!

tiny.ag/cihqw9ou  ·  submitted 2005

Imagine the physical universe as a holiday weekend spent with relatives, and it immediately becomes clear why everything in the cosmos tends to fly apart at an ever increasing rate.

John Alejandro King, 'The Covert Comic' @ www.covertcomic.com

tiny.ag/esqfbloi  ·  submitted 2005

If you're not scared or angry at the thought of a human brain being controlled remotely, then it could be this prototype of mine is finally starting to work.

John Alejandro King, 'The Covert Comic' @ www.covertcomic.com

tiny.ag/wbk8lyc6  ·  submitted 2005

Patience is a virtue best practised by aspiring saints.

Charles Patrick Mears

tiny.ag/2ucdxigc  ·  submitted 2005

The affectations of serious men are hilarity personified.

Charles Patrick Mears

tiny.ag/4wxcwoys  ·  submitted 2005

Time is pushing you forward so don't look back and take the hand of your future.

Alishia, hope you enjoy this

tiny.ag/j2iuv3eq  ·  submitted 2005

From Commander-in-Chief of the Continental Army, to America's first President, to the largest whiskey producer in the United States, George Washington's was one of those rare careers marked by continual enhancement.

John Alejandro King, 'The Covert Comic', @ www.covertcomic.com

tiny.ag/rodybtpy  ·  submitted 2005

If you think the answer is "more government" then you don't understand the question.

RHJunior

tiny.ag/conzdb1e  ·  submitted 2005

"Wisdom is the meeting point of doubt and certainty."

Leonid S.Sukhorukov, The book "All About Everything."UK 2005

tiny.ag/ippwvaon  ·  submitted 2005

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person!

Unknown

tiny.ag/b69alxjn  ·  submitted 2005

An item of information is only properly classified 'Secret' if its negation would be just as shocking.

The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com, from 'My War On Terror!'

tiny.ag/zazwoinx  ·  submitted 2005

Whoever said 'grandmas are moms with lots of frosting' obviously never licked one.

The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com, from 'My War On Terror!'

tiny.ag/7agestbu  ·  submitted 2005

Always do what I would do, if you were me and I were you.

The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com, from 'My War On Terror!'

tiny.ag/rme867eu  ·  submitted 2005

No good deed goes unpunished

Keith Prim

tiny.ag/gih8urxr  ·  submitted 2005

If one percent of what a person believes about their own god were true, He wouldn't want anything to do with them.

Tom Burnett

tiny.ag/b4ag5s3x  ·  submitted 2005

If you look down on someone, they won't look up to you.

I can't remember her name., I saw it being created.

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