Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
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tiny.ag/dnjstli4 · submitted 2004
God's nature lays curled at the heart of human nature like a worm.
tiny.ag/7vc3dbxb · submitted 2004
"try to avoid the most natural of all
human tendencies.the habit of
nonchalantly resisting and rejecting
out of hand,that which we fail to appreciate or comprehend."
copyright 2004 joseph p.martino
tiny.ag/ix3oyqqw · submitted 2004
"Good poetry does not exist merely for the sake of itself, but rather, is a byproduct of yearning and growth; great poetry canonizes that yearning for the growth of others."
Bryant McGill, From the Preface to Existence
tiny.ag/bpottv5x · submitted 2004
ItÂ’s all right to pass with flying colors, but donÂ’t rub it in the faces of others.
Me!, When you succeed or win at something, do
tiny.ag/rqkinmlj · submitted 2004
Man can be satisfied with stuff and things, but he will fly with lonely wings.
Me!, Don't succumb to materialism.
tiny.ag/jk9ub6at · submitted 2004
One technical term I think needs clarifying: Is it up the wazoo, or out the wazoo?
The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com, 'Who Killed The Covert Comic?'
tiny.ag/wgdfkucs · submitted 2004
"Humility is the price we pay for our irrepressible and drunken verdicts."
Brian E. Clark, Aphorisms By: Brian E. Clark
tiny.ag/fitoijt8 · submitted 2004
"When failure is used as a tool, Perfection will be achieved."
Brian E. Clark, Aphorisms By: Brian E. Clark
tiny.ag/e1eyzcvy · submitted 2004
"When a man knows everything his lips are sewn together."
Brian E. Clark, Aphorisms By: Brian E. Clark
tiny.ag/isuacq3d · submitted 2004
Whatever doesn't kill me makes me stronger. Not lifting weights doesn't kill me. Therefore, not lifting weights makes me stronger.
The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com, from 'School Of Assassins'
tiny.ag/bctacbfl · submitted 2004
The mightiest of weapons is truth. And everyone knows youÂ’re not permitted to enter a Government building with a weapon.
The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com, from 'My War On Terror!'
tiny.ag/8jahkmem · submitted 2004
They say that unless you're the lead dog, the view never changes.
... Then again, if you're a dog, you probably like that view.
The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com, (from 'Secrets For Sale')
tiny.ag/lgl50tiw · submitted 2004
take it easy, and if it's easy, take it again
tiny.ag/qa13oeih · submitted 2004
If the color red can symbolize either love or evil and a human's blood is red, then what does that make the human capable of, love or evil?
Samantha Teague, project for English class
tiny.ag/6tpqyr7w · submitted 2004
I wonder how on earth a millipede can put on his underpants.
tiny.ag/rjhkqpl6 · submitted 2004
The most common last name in the world is Wong.
The most common first name in the world is Muhammad.
Is there even one guy somewhere named Muhammad Wong?
The Covert Comic, @ www.covertcomic.com
tiny.ag/bd3uf7st · submitted 2004
IÂ’ve proven I can succeed in the real world. Now, how do I get there?
The Covert Comic, @ www.covertcomic.com
tiny.ag/zroicgen · submitted 2004
Is there TV in heaven? My guess is that there is, and my guess is that it's even better than TV here on earth.
The Covert Comic, @ www.covertcomic.com
tiny.ag/0egno9xr · submitted 2004
One way to make sure you're not a self-absorbed person is to take an active interest in the lives of other people, for instance, by accusing them of being self-absorbed.
The Covert Comic, @ www.covertcomic.com
tiny.ag/dckfrjs7 · submitted 2004
H.Jackson Brown Jr. said: 'Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language.'
... Obviously this guy never met an American.
The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com, (But his book, get a job at CIA!!!)
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