Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
4481–4500 (5228)
tiny.ag/zxyavhlk · ★★☆☆ Fair (3 ratings) · submitted 2003
Damned are those who fear war more than they fear tyranny, who hate conflict more than they hate wickedness. They are the footstools of the Devil.
tiny.ag/pmglek83 · ★★☆☆ Fair (6 ratings) · submitted 2003
There is such a thing as too much love for country.
Adam Allen, just a thought
tiny.ag/mygwosnp · ★★☆☆ Fair (10 ratings) · submitted 2003
He who has a fool for a lawyer should defend himself.
Stan Smith, MAL-Aphorism
tiny.ag/d0xhtmg1 · ★★☆☆ Fair (17 ratings) · submitted 2003
Democrats say -- "Give a man a fish." Republicans say -- "Teach a man to fish." Libertarians say -- "Go fish!"
tiny.ag/7vqpkjva · ★★☆☆ Fair (8 ratings) · submitted 2003
"Teach a man to fish and you've fed him for a lifetime ... unless, of course, he doesn't like sushi -- then you also need to teach him how to cook."
tiny.ag/mrixbldj · ★★☆☆ Fair (15 ratings) · submitted 2003
"An entrepreneur is someone that steals office supplies from home and brings them to work."
tiny.ag/9rfnqvg6 · ★★☆☆ Fair (11 ratings) · submitted 2003
Remember, Those that are truly politically correct are usually assholes.
tiny.ag/kwmuze3d · ★★☆☆ Fair (14 ratings) · submitted 2003
Providence is always on the side of the big battalion.
tiny.ag/szvafeub · ★★☆☆ Fair (9 ratings) · submitted 2003
The difference between a good and great joke is the lack of political correctness.
tiny.ag/asxr7ben · ★★☆☆ Fair (12 ratings) · submitted 2003
stand by your heart as your heart is what keeps you alive if that fails then it will not matter how much you loved or lost.
Eric Schiffhauer, I just caught myself saying this
tiny.ag/1hg2qzdn · ★★☆☆ Fair (16 ratings) · submitted 2003
Why do they sterilize the needle before lethal injection?
tiny.ag/acl075bs · ★★☆☆ Fair (14 ratings) · submitted 2003
In a democracy, capital's share of the economic pie can't keep growing while labor's shrinks.
tiny.ag/qlurgxwp · ★★☆☆ Fair (16 ratings) · submitted 2003
Gravitation cannot be blamed for two people falling in love
tiny.ag/ophthjmi · ★★☆☆ Fair (13 ratings) · submitted 2003
When I grow up, I want to be just like me.
tiny.ag/bdkbo7gh · ★★☆☆ Fair (14 ratings) · submitted 2003
I am convinced that the only people worthy of consideration in this world are the unusual ones. For the common folk are like leaves of a tree, and live and die unnoticed.
tiny.ag/8yyl2nhj · ★★☆☆ Fair (12 ratings) · submitted 2003
No nation on earth ever taxed itself into prosperity.
tiny.ag/ws7urlzt · ★★☆☆ Fair (13 ratings) · submitted 2003
An eye for an eye and the world will go blind? Aye, maybe. But let the eye-gouger go without accounting long enough... and the world goes blind anyway.
tiny.ag/sv2aycwy · ★★☆☆ Fair (11 ratings) · submitted 2003
An eye for an eye, and the world will go blind.
tiny.ag/kbrj0uwl · ★★☆☆ Fair (14 ratings) · submitted 2003
Perfection would have a devestating effect on the economy.
tiny.ag/xu2c4zus · ★★☆☆ Fair (16 ratings) · submitted 2003
How many legs does a cat have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling the tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.
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