Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
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tiny.ag/lqfcuj2g · submitted 2010 by jambone9
Don't lose your head. Your brain is in your head.
tiny.ag/nhxdvuun · submitted 2010 by jambone9
Returning to work for a former employer is like getting re-acquainted with an ex; it may or may not work out.
tiny.ag/l4upbxzv · submitted 2010 by jambone9
To live an let live is sometimes an exercise in tolerating intolerance.
tiny.ag/oqnwuml7 · submitted 2010 by jambone9
If one plus one equals three or four or five and so on, the result is both poor math skills and lack of birth control.
tiny.ag/zsryqav3 · submitted 2010 by jambone9
When you are in a real hurry, there will be someone or something standing in your way.
tiny.ag/fenvh4ar · submitted 2010 by jambone9
Are you anybody important?
tiny.ag/holkyahs · submitted 2010 by jambone9
When you leave home for work, take your brain with you.
tiny.ag/d3zputrv · submitted 2010 by jambone9
The introduction of 2 genders was perhaps subject to the law of unintended consequences-same sex emotional-sexual relationships.
tiny.ag/v8aobcag · submitted 2010 by jambone9
In marriage, if you do it right, twice should suffice-the first time being a dress rehearsal and the second time being the real deal.
tiny.ag/romi7mub · submitted 2010 by Jambone9
Whenever humankind creates means, these invariably become ends in themselves.
tiny.ag/onew37u2 · submitted 2010 by Jambone9
The teachings of a male or female wise one, are always subject to eventual distortions by disciples and followers.
tiny.ag/igrgmskv · submitted 2010 by Jambone9
Ignorance is a terribly expensive inconvenience.
tiny.ag/hfmgqfoa · submitted 2010 by Jambone9
Some people say the darndest things when they are intoxicated, or when they experience an orgasm, or when they vie for political office.
tiny.ag/zacsvmog · submitted 2010 by Jambone9
The death penalty does not deter if potential or actual killers have a death wish.
tiny.ag/ogzsf74a · submitted 2010 by Jambone9
My parents were doing themselves and each other a favor when I was conceived. My father made his point and my mother conceded the point.
tiny.ag/cfl3qj7l · submitted 2010 by Jambone9
Behind every great man there's a great woman willing and ready to kick his ass if he screws up.
tiny.ag/0pbytfmw · submitted 2010 by Jambone9
The death penalty does not a deter if potential or actual killers have a death wish.
tiny.ag/sapthvba · submitted 2010 by Jambone9
I would like to visit heaven, just for the hell of it.
tiny.ag/p6819vel · submitted 2010 by Jambone9
To be merely needed is boring; to be loved, now that's a different story.
Jabo James, in Love and Hate and Life and Death
tiny.ag/0s8mlpva · submitted 2010 by Jambone9
Purpose is an excuse used to justify existence.
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