Submissions

A bad day only lasts twenty-four hours."

Nathan LaFave, in Happiness and Misery

Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

Kate Moss, in Food and Drink

The best wealth one can have is,the WEALTH OF KNOWLEDGE!

Jas'mine Knox18, Comment plz..., in Wealth and Poverty and Vice and Virtue

Life: there's always an if in it.

Barry James McCulloch, in Wisdom and Ignorance

I believe the children are the future. Now if I can just figure out a way to prove it.

John Alejandro King, noted CIA officer and aphorist

To fear the worst is to ignore a much more terrifying possibility.

John Alejandro King, noted CIA officer and aphorist

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and when he's holding you, he definitely thinks you are beautiful

Life is like a roll of toilet paper; the closer you get to the end, the faster it goes.

Grandpa Troll, in Life and Death

Usually anything that makes you feel real good or that tastes real good is either illegal, immoral or fattening.

Grandpa Troll, in Vice and Virtue and Happiness and Misery

I have very simple tastes. I am always satisfied with the best

Mission criticality does not imply criticality of mission.

John Alejandro King, noted CIA author (www.covertcomic.com), in Law and Politics and Success and Failure

Doing two things half-assed is approximately equivalent to doing one thing ass-whole.

John Alejandro King, www.covertcomic.com, in Success and Failure and Wisdom and Ignorance

It's good to have your head held high, as long as you're the one doing it.

John Alejandro King, in Success and Failure

have u ever seen a spider the size of the twin towers????

good me either

heros can be big, small, fat, skinny, short, tall, a midget, a dog, a cat..... spiderman

hero

your in shape, rounds a shape? DUH!

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my heart is bullet proof, it gets heart, but it bleed.

mason m, in Love and Hate

love isnt found in the prettiest face, but the kindest heart.

mason m., in Love and Hate