Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
4501–4520 (6412)
tiny.ag/53vrmzse · submitted 2010
If two wrongs don't make a right,maybe three's the right number.
tiny.ag/apgx62mf · submitted 2010
Girls are alright but it's nothing like the real thing
tiny.ag/6470vswe · submitted 2010 by Miceazy
When life gives you lemons, be sure to ask for lots of sugar and water.
Micah Earley, in Happiness and Misery and Wisdom and Ignorance
tiny.ag/hnpegldc · submitted 2010 by jambone9
Living beyond your income is bad; living beyond your credit limit is worse.
tiny.ag/kvbejlg5 · submitted 2010 by jambone9
Jesus of Nazareth did not say "Let he who is without sin go get stoned."
tiny.ag/ngz9p0il · submitted 2010 by jambone9
There are actually two ways to think-either with your brain or with your mouth.
tiny.ag/vomybvh3 · submitted 2010 by jambone9
Forever is a long time.
tiny.ag/xm5kzwyg · submitted 2010 by jambone9
When in doubt, hesitate, but only for so long.
tiny.ag/vfshd2la · submitted 2010 by jambone9
Indecision is the thief of the soul.
tiny.ag/wzaues3j · submitted 2010 by Coleden
Pride as an individual doesn't mark one as wholly vengeful, selfish or with conceit; it only keeps them above those who cower in the sight of opposition, initiative, and defiance.
Cole Denison, my philosophy on pride, in Vice and Virtue and Wisdom and Ignorance
tiny.ag/ggccik9p · submitted 2010 by Coleden
The flare of love can burn bright or burn bridges.
tiny.ag/2xqytv5r · submitted 2010 by jambone9
Sincerity beats politeness.
tiny.ag/jsspyhrm · submitted 2010 by jambone9
There is no connection between talking and thinking; if there is, it is not always apparent.
tiny.ag/0d21k5jt · submitted 2010
In this day and time,it seems you have to screw up, in order to move up.
, on the job, in Work and Recreation and Wealth and Poverty
tiny.ag/nafrtspo · submitted 2010 by Mike Kraso
The the glass is is only half full if it is being filled, and likewise, only half empty when it's being emptied.
tiny.ag/vizvd9xa · submitted 2010
Life sucks and then you die.
my U.S. History teacher, so true!!, in Life and Death and Life and Death
tiny.ag/dnlh6xag · submitted 2010 by jambone9
Respect is keeping your mouth shut when you don't know what you're talking about.
tiny.ag/tpfldcuc · submitted 2010 by jambone9
A glass of water filled halfway is viewed by three different persons: the optimist says the glass is half-full; the pessimist says the glass is half-empty; the thirsty man says "Give me the damn glass!"
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