Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
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tiny.ag/dettzk2q · submitted 2010 by Jambone9
There are occasions when the lack of a response is itself a response.
tiny.ag/yf56n07w · submitted 2010 by Jambone9
Uncommon sense is a virtue.
tiny.ag/ojkzf47c · submitted 2010 by Jambone9
There are occasions when "Bless your heart" actually means "Kiss my ass."
tiny.ag/iyqmsubv · submitted 2010 by Jambone9
Verdicts in trials by jury could become more decisive with 13 jurors.
tiny.ag/lr8y1zz9 · submitted 2010 by Jambone9
The gap between the ideal and the real determines the degree to which you are prepared to settle for less than what you want.
tiny.ag/2hfpvqz8 · submitted 2010 by Jambone9
Your failure to vote may result in a government or a lack thereof not at all to your liking.
tiny.ag/amcbioan · submitted 2010 by Jambone9
Doing right for the wrong reason results in doing wrong.
tiny.ag/ykzicg2a · submitted 2010 by Jambone9
A bird in the hand might crap on it.
tiny.ag/bruwzjee · submitted 2010 by Jambone9
The children are the future, but right now they are driving me insane.
tiny.ag/bletjhym · submitted 2010 by Jambone9
When I look at myself in the mirror and my reflection moves much faster than I do, I'm in deep trouble.
tiny.ag/jkrddal3 · submitted 2010 by Jambone9
F... the wedding. Make the marriage work.
tiny.ag/qebrjlt2 · submitted 2010 by Jambone9
Pussy Galore had a lot of it to give.
Jabo James, A character in the James Bond Books by Ian Fleming, in Love and Hate
tiny.ag/c2rsb49d · submitted 2010 by Jambone9
Anyone who attempts to invoke the wrath of the Creator against gays and lesbians must necessarily blame the Creator for having implanted in men and in women a gene that predisposes one favorably toward attraction to the same gender.
tiny.ag/91herjey · submitted 2010 by Jambone9
A love of life does not necessarily include a love of your life.
tiny.ag/etn0t4m2 · submitted 2010 by Jambone9
A government no more represents the people than a warden in a penitentiary represents the inmates.
tiny.ag/cbvlqwnk · submitted 2010 by Jambone9
You can help make fools out of voters only once every 4 or 5 years, depending on the country.
tiny.ag/ogixd8eb · submitted 2010 by Jambone9
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I'm certain the blind could see this.
tiny.ag/u6f8debi · submitted 2010 by Jambone9
Either the pen or the sword can be used to take a stab at someone.
Jabo James, in Life and Death and War and Peace
tiny.ag/gwlai62j · submitted 2010 by Jambone9
To the extent that a corporation exhibits a social conscience, it does so in direct proportion to its profit margins.
tiny.ag/dbp0vjyu · submitted 2010 by gk_
To behold oneself as a whole, is to see a stranger
George Kassabgi, Reflective Journeys, Methuselah
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