Aphorisms Galore!

Submissions

These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.

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tiny.ag/grrscizn  ·  submitted 2010 by 126jomar28

"you can learn more from your competitors than your friends,they will be among
the very first to expose your every flaw and shortcoming."
copyright joseph p.martino

tiny.ag/7zcryq90  ·  submitted 2010

Black people are like sperm one in a million succed.

tiny.ag/g71zp0tu  ·  submitted 2010 by 126jomar28

"the high price of success is bought,paid and purchased with blood,sweat and tears"
copyright joseph p.martino

JOSEPH P.MARTINO

tiny.ag/bvsv4dpb  ·  submitted 2010

Thier are people that are so annonying in life, and then thiers Joe Kimball hes a loser.

Joes annoying

tiny.ag/luupwqcx  ·  submitted 2010

A man is more likely to build a house when he sees storm clouds than when he sees sunshine.

BigJB, in Work and Recreation

tiny.ag/dvmqstro  ·  submitted 2010

People spend too much time spending time.

BigJB, in Work and Recreation and Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/pzforg37  ·  submitted 2010

When someone tells you "that's a whole 'nother thing," don't get caught up on the fact that 'nother isn't a word. His mistake is diminished since you weren't even on the right subject

, in Success and Failure and Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/dcbgh3v2  ·  submitted 2010 by fababb127

Wise words can come from unsuspected mouths

Abbie Fieldhouse, in Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/0ilyqfuh  ·  submitted 2010 by fababb127

you will not reach the pot of gold if you can not see past the rain and climb the rainbow.

Abbie Fieldhouse, in Happiness and Misery and Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/cv0abw14  ·  submitted 2010 by Alel

In censorship, asterisks are ****ing useless.

Bezalel Hermoso

tiny.ag/53vrmzse  ·  submitted 2010

If two wrongs don't make a right,maybe three's the right number.

Peter Daniels

tiny.ag/apgx62mf  ·  submitted 2010

Girls are alright but it's nothing like the real thing

paddy

tiny.ag/6470vswe  ·  submitted 2010 by Miceazy

When life gives you lemons, be sure to ask for lots of sugar and water.

Micah Earley, in Happiness and Misery and Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/fezqsv6k  ·  submitted 2010 by nickyskye

Absinthe makes the fond grow hotter.

tiny.ag/hnpegldc  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

Living beyond your income is bad; living beyond your credit limit is worse.

Jabo James, in Wealth and Poverty

tiny.ag/kvbejlg5  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

Jesus of Nazareth did not say "Let he who is without sin go get stoned."

Jabo James, in Science and Religion

tiny.ag/ngz9p0il  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

There are actually two ways to think-either with your brain or with your mouth.

Jabo James, in Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/vomybvh3  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

Forever is a long time.

Jabo James, in Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/xm5kzwyg  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

When in doubt, hesitate, but only for so long.

Jabo James, in Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/vfshd2la  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

Indecision is the thief of the soul.

Jabo James, in Success and Failure

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