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These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.

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tiny.ag/t80gxj5h  ·  submitted 2010

Lust is the pornography of the mind.

Benjamin Dickens, Musician, in Love and Hate and Men and Women

tiny.ag/bsa01ytr  ·  submitted 2010 by jtegel

Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose

Kris Kristofferson, From his song Me and Bobby McGee

tiny.ag/u9jinkjy  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

Education kills ignorance.

Jabo James, in Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/d8vmmqyz  ·  submitted 2010 by caseywhalen7@yahoo.com

women! you cant live with them, you cant live without them

women, am i right

tiny.ag/udvrulkq  ·  submitted 2010 by Monet

"How empty of you , to be so full of me'

Monet Dunham, nyc, in Altruism and Cynicism and Love and Hate

tiny.ag/tjmsoocn  ·  submitted 2010 by sraz

These days, an income is something you can't live without - or within

Tom Wilson, in Wealth and Poverty and Life and Death

tiny.ag/vw5kal0r  ·  submitted 2010 by sraz

You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone

John Ciardi, in Life and Death and Art and Literature

tiny.ag/avzrtwsl  ·  submitted 2010 by sraz

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night

Steve Martin, in Altruism and Cynicism

tiny.ag/sumvyaag  ·  submitted 2010 by sraz

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What, you too?! I thought I was the only one."

C. S. Lewis, in Life and Death and Altruism and Cynicism

tiny.ag/il5jgc4m  ·  submitted 2010 by sraz

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying

Oscar Wilde, in Altruism and Cynicism

tiny.ag/yc82g5wx  ·  submitted 2010 by sraz

We rarely think people have good sense unless they agree with us

Francois de la Rochefoucauld, in Altruism and Cynicism

tiny.ag/qxuf8cj4  ·  submitted 2010 by sraz

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse

Thomas Szasz, in Life and Death

tiny.ag/lrfsdihe  ·  submitted 2010 by sraz

About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends

Herbert Hoover, in Life and Death and Law and Politics

tiny.ag/4s0cvigu  ·  submitted 2010 by sraz

You don't get anything clean without getting something else dirty

Cecil Baxter, in Life and Death

tiny.ag/v7fkouid  ·  submitted 2010 by sraz

I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for is reputation if he didn't

Jules Renard, in Science and Religion

tiny.ag/r43ht7qn  ·  submitted 2010 by sraz

Computer games don't affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music

Marcus Brigstocke, in Work and Recreation

tiny.ag/u1wsxzk0  ·  submitted 2010 by sraz

Everyone builds on other men's failures

Daniel Keyes, in Success and Failure

tiny.ag/zpa1bkx5  ·  submitted 2010 by sraz

Intelligence and education that hasn't been tempered with isn't worth a damn

Daniel Keyes, in Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/rxumjqqb  ·  submitted 2010 by Lance Rhetoric

The world is spinning and I haven't fallen off yet

Its a Rhetoric, in Success and Failure

tiny.ag/kynfc1ep  ·  submitted 2010

most women of wisdom, prefer beauty to intelligence, because the average man in the society sees better than he thinks.

D.K. Longla

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