Aphorisms Galore!

Submissions

These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.

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tiny.ag/i1jeqslp  ·  submitted 2005

Men and women each have a weakness. In men it is the desire for sexual intercourse. In women it is the desire to be loved.

Gary E. Holland

tiny.ag/huxbahpi  ·  submitted 2005

Remember: action is the condom that keeps meetings from getting pregnant.

The Covert Comic, www.covertcomic.com

tiny.ag/62afxiov  ·  submitted 2005

War all you want to, just leave people out of it.

Philip A. Edles, Original--see more www.bennythepenny.com

tiny.ag/an0am2wz  ·  submitted 2005

Life can only be misunderstood backwards, but it must be totally botched forward.

The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com, - From 'My War On Terror!'

tiny.ag/mbolwtsf  ·  submitted 2005

I can accept a map showing Japan and Monster Island. I can accept Japanese military and civil authorities analyzing an attack on Japan by a group of giant monsters. What I can’t understand is how the heck they justified their conclusion: ‘The giant monsters that attacked us probably came from Monster Island.’

The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com, - From 'My War On Terror!'

tiny.ag/uio1vmye  ·  submitted 2005

Once you're caught in the mousetrap, why not eat the cheese?

The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com, - From 'My War On Terror!'

tiny.ag/szj2hwsd  ·  submitted 2005

The power of one's mind cannot be determined, for one would only be isolated from all whom he reveals it to.

Dustin Wayne Butler

tiny.ag/sxjca1e9  ·  submitted 2005

Once you're caught in the mousetrap, why not eat the cheese?

John Alejandro King, (The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com)

tiny.ag/9shpqiit  ·  submitted 2005

There's always time to do something less important

E. Meller

tiny.ag/aughgvyi  ·  submitted 2005

A neoconservative is someone who believes that Elliott Abrams is an idealist.

Bill Hilliard, Modesty Forbids

tiny.ag/w9junre2  ·  submitted 2005

I KNOW he's not as bad as he THINKS I am!

Gary Poplin, about my dad

tiny.ag/l3oapecq  ·  submitted 2005

If Time is money, How come I'm free this weekend, but I can't afford to go anywhere?

Lucas Finnamore-Smith, I wrote this while doing a project in sc

tiny.ag/yp1q9xac  ·  submitted 2005

According to a new study, guns in the home are nearly 50 times more likely to kill a family member than an assailant. Talk about an eye opener: an assailant can be different from a family member!

The Covert Comic (www.covertcomic.com), from 'My War On Terror!'

tiny.ag/e83lim4g  ·  submitted 2005

"When it comes to love, I am 'amour' plated"

Paul Ian Camp, Own quote

tiny.ag/9wu3ktlq  ·  submitted 2005

I wanted to know about the better Catalyst to be used in production process of MONO CHLORO ACETIC ACID. Currently i know about the use of Sulphur based catalyst. Is there any other alternative which would not bring sulphur impurities in the by product- HCL alongwith the main product ie. MCA.please send me the feedback on this issue

Unknown

tiny.ag/52yxarfd  ·  submitted 2005

Because I did not choose to live, perhaps I cannot choose to die either...

John Chaplain, www.SocratesWager.com

tiny.ag/hxbufkwq  ·  submitted 2005

It's fine to talk about building a new and better world, so long as we don't lose sight of the profound challenges involved. For example, where are we supposed to get all that extra dirt?

John Alejandro King, www.covertcomic.com, - from 'My War On Terror!'

tiny.ag/23pdkqn1  ·  submitted 2005

Many times I catch myself wondering- even if we knew of the technological advances of the modern world, would we still act as barbarians if the weapons we carried were the sword and the bow and arrow?

Anonymous, Just a random thought.

tiny.ag/y3pu1duv  ·  submitted 2005

If it smells like fish either cook it or date it but don't try to sell it to me.

Tom Burnett

tiny.ag/uzfaxdhd  ·  submitted 2005

I read this quote by Aleister Crowley: "I do not want to have anything to do with a conventionally minded person any more than I want to eat canned salmon."

Talk about a wake-up call: I was eating canned salmon when I read this.

John Alejandro King, www.covertcomic.com, from 'Who Killed The Covert Comic?'

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