Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
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tiny.ag/i1jeqslp · submitted 2005
Men and women each have a weakness. In men it is the desire for sexual intercourse. In women it is the desire to be loved.
tiny.ag/huxbahpi · submitted 2005
Remember: action is the condom that keeps meetings from getting pregnant.
The Covert Comic, www.covertcomic.com
tiny.ag/62afxiov · submitted 2005
War all you want to, just leave people out of it.
Philip A. Edles, Original--see more www.bennythepenny.com
tiny.ag/an0am2wz · submitted 2005
Life can only be misunderstood backwards, but it must be totally botched forward.
The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com, - From 'My War On Terror!'
tiny.ag/mbolwtsf · submitted 2005
I can accept a map showing Japan and Monster Island. I can accept Japanese military and civil authorities analyzing an attack on Japan by a group of giant monsters. What I can’t understand is how the heck they justified their conclusion: ‘The giant monsters that attacked us probably came from Monster Island.’
The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com, - From 'My War On Terror!'
tiny.ag/uio1vmye · submitted 2005
Once you're caught in the mousetrap, why not eat the cheese?
The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com, - From 'My War On Terror!'
tiny.ag/szj2hwsd · submitted 2005
The power of one's mind cannot be determined, for one would only be isolated from all whom he reveals it to.
tiny.ag/sxjca1e9 · submitted 2005
Once you're caught in the mousetrap, why not eat the cheese?
John Alejandro King, (The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com)
tiny.ag/9shpqiit · submitted 2005
There's always time to do something less important
tiny.ag/aughgvyi · submitted 2005
A neoconservative is someone who believes that Elliott Abrams is an idealist.
Bill Hilliard, Modesty Forbids
tiny.ag/w9junre2 · submitted 2005
I KNOW he's not as bad as he THINKS I am!
Gary Poplin, about my dad
tiny.ag/l3oapecq · submitted 2005
If Time is money, How come I'm free this weekend, but I can't afford to go anywhere?
Lucas Finnamore-Smith, I wrote this while doing a project in sc
tiny.ag/yp1q9xac · submitted 2005
According to a new study, guns in the home are nearly 50 times more likely to kill a family member than an assailant. Talk about an eye opener: an assailant can be different from a family member!
The Covert Comic (www.covertcomic.com), from 'My War On Terror!'
tiny.ag/e83lim4g · submitted 2005
"When it comes to love, I am 'amour' plated"
Paul Ian Camp, Own quote
tiny.ag/9wu3ktlq · submitted 2005
I wanted to know about the better Catalyst to be used in production process of MONO CHLORO ACETIC ACID. Currently i know about the use of Sulphur based catalyst. Is there any other alternative which would not bring sulphur impurities in the by product- HCL alongwith the main product ie. MCA.please send me the feedback on this issue
tiny.ag/52yxarfd · submitted 2005
Because I did not choose to live, perhaps I cannot choose to die either...
John Chaplain, www.SocratesWager.com
tiny.ag/hxbufkwq · submitted 2005
It's fine to talk about building a new and better world, so long as we don't lose sight of the profound challenges involved. For example, where are we supposed to get all that extra dirt?
John Alejandro King, www.covertcomic.com, - from 'My War On Terror!'
tiny.ag/23pdkqn1 · submitted 2005
Many times I catch myself wondering- even if we knew of the technological advances of the modern world, would we still act as barbarians if the weapons we carried were the sword and the bow and arrow?
Anonymous, Just a random thought.
tiny.ag/y3pu1duv · submitted 2005
If it smells like fish either cook it or date it but don't try to sell it to me.
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