Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
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tiny.ag/nlygxuco · submitted 2010
If you have Ralph Lauren Polo you would wear it, but if u didn't have any WHAT WOULD YOU DO...
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tiny.ag/69muj0gn · submitted 2010
Everyone thinks kids want more things in life, but what they really want is something that they can be a part of that is a part of them.
Oprah, in Happiness and Misery and Love and Hate
tiny.ag/lvu4a06c · submitted 2010 by jambone9
What's the big deal about organized crime? Isn't law enforcement organized?
tiny.ag/ydxfyufe · submitted 2010 by jambone9
Which is worse? A friend who lies to spare your feelings, or an enemy who speaks the truth about you?
, in Love and Hate
tiny.ag/h6kdocnr · submitted 2010 by jambone9
The Creator is not an equal opportunity employer; when the Creator wants you, you go.
tiny.ag/g5rrhjll · submitted 2010 by jambone9
My silence is my space.
tiny.ag/q4u6vse1 · submitted 2010 by jambone9
If there is light at the end of the tunnel, it is because you are carrying a flashlight.
tiny.ag/s2cyahfr · submitted 2010 by jambone9
When you fail to vote, you deserve all the consequences.
tiny.ag/at268owz · submitted 2010 by jambone9
More brainwashing than bodywashing occurs when there are more TV sets and personal computers than there are bathtubs and shower stalls.
tiny.ag/bp3vmwfu · submitted 2010 by jambone9
When you limit your own abilities, you impose on others.
tiny.ag/daybxb1v · submitted 2010 by jambone9
The word whatever, when used as a response, indicates annoyance and a desire to cut short the conversation.
tiny.ag/6ao2reef · submitted 2010 by jambone9
Jesus of Nazareth was a Jew. His disciples and subsequent followers promoted him to Christian.
tiny.ag/rn4ezcn7 · submitted 2010 by jambone9
The I.R.S. can instill more terror than al-Qaeda or Hammas.
tiny.ag/fkbqitwi · submitted 2010 by jambone9
The I.R.S. can instill more terror than al-Qaeda or Hammas.
, in Law and Politics
tiny.ag/zrdim7sq · submitted 2010 by jambone9
There is life and there is death. What truly counts is what you do in between.
tiny.ag/enps1dxr · submitted 2010 by jambone9
Outsourcing is a four-letter word with seven extra letters.
tiny.ag/poesy1i8 · submitted 2010 by jambone9
A cult is a religion that has yet to attain legitimacy; a religion is a former cult that has barely attained it.
tiny.ag/gsczeb4a · submitted 2010 by jambone9
Beauty is only skin-deep; tell that to an elephant.
tiny.ag/tmckyrcl · submitted 2010 by jambone9
There is more law and order in TV series and in movies than there is in real life.
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