Aphorisms Galore!

Submissions

These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.

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tiny.ag/fhr530j4  ·  submitted 2004

If you think life is a joke, smile.

Petigò

tiny.ag/qlgmebmr  ·  submitted 2004

Boredom can kill a man, but so can a board

Alex Dunn

tiny.ag/6vdymqcr  ·  submitted 2004

At slow speeds we all seem bogus

Alien Ant Farm

tiny.ag/5zb2dc1i  ·  submitted 2004

Cuz we find ourselfs in the same old place singin drunken lullabies.

Floggin Molly, Great band

tiny.ag/27rxt8xj  ·  submitted 2004

The first half of your life is ruined by your parents, the second half is ruined by your kids.

Arles Mauck

tiny.ag/wffwledv  ·  submitted 2004

You know why Rhythm & Blues (and by extension, Jazz, Hip-Hop, etc.) is the greatest music ever made? Not because it expresses the historic suffering of a downtrodden people and their dreams of a better life. No, the reason R&B is the greatest music ever made is that, on any given R&B record, they get some fresh, totally original sound because one of the musicians forgot to bring his instrument to the recording session, and they had to improvise with materials at hand.

Â… I mean, how the hell do you FORGET to bring your instrument to a recording session?! Only an R&B guy could do that.

The Covert Comic, www.covertcomic.com

tiny.ag/cwyqskrp  ·  submitted 2004

Karl Marx said, "Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex."

I say: No way. Philosophy couldnÂ’t possibly be that much better than the real world.

John Alejandro King, www.covertcomic.com

tiny.ag/unia9xlj  ·  submitted 2004

Whatever doesn't kill me makes me stronger.

Not lifting weights doesn't kill me.

Therefore, not lifting weights makes me stronger.

John Alejandro King, www.covertcomic.com

tiny.ag/ilnzeqre  ·  submitted 2004

The educational system is the only industry where the employees grade the quality of their own work.

RHJunior

tiny.ag/wxtjeh7n  ·  submitted 2004

When one person claims to be a hero and 250 of his former coworkers say he's an asshole, it's safe to say the 250 might have a point.

RHJunior

tiny.ag/w9sz7ntr  ·  submitted 2004

"The same people who accused America of creating tyrants are now sputtering in bilious fury because she deposed one."

James Lileks

tiny.ag/qjkplth4  ·  submitted 2004

It's easy to stand tall when your feet aren't on the ground.

Keith Billingsley (as far as I know)

tiny.ag/pauxi4t2  ·  submitted 2004

The events that happen in the wait are almost always more impotant than the event requiring the waiting.

Ashley McCarty, (God taught me this)

tiny.ag/pxdotfkc  ·  submitted 2004

Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not after you.

not sure, i read this on some conspiracy web log

tiny.ag/rijbpyb5  ·  submitted 2004

there are two kinds of people in this world, those who love what they do and those who do what they love

Arles Mauck

tiny.ag/f865gujc  ·  submitted 2004

Prejudices we must hate them.

Terry L. Allen

tiny.ag/5ywdd1eu  ·  submitted 2004

They create their own mountains to climb.
But, sometimes they create their own steep
cliffs only to fall.

Terry L. Allen

tiny.ag/hhtej1m6  ·  submitted 2004

It is never too late to be what we might have been.

George Eliot

tiny.ag/6qthodn5  ·  submitted 2004

If everybody could eliminate all his/her supposed enemies, who would remain on this Earth?

M.A. Fiol

tiny.ag/8uebh3ca  ·  submitted 2004

wealth does not bring happiness...happiness brings wealth

Unknown

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