Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
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tiny.ag/tr32i5mv · ★★☆☆ Fair (3 ratings) · submitted 2003
Morality is doing what is right no matter what you're told. Religion is doing what you're told no matter what is right.
tiny.ag/exytbslr · ★★☆☆ Fair (5 ratings) · submitted 2003
Experience is what we get when we don't get what we want.
tiny.ag/0qmzrwyl · ★★☆☆ Fair (5 ratings) · submitted 2003
C students -- you too can be president.
George W Bush, Said in a Yale Commencement Speech
tiny.ag/fvexdgib · ★★☆☆ Fair (5 ratings) · submitted 2003
You can't kill a man until you've killed his name.
tiny.ag/z2yyixru · ★★☆☆ Fair (14 ratings) · submitted 2003
Love is love, yes indeed. But there are plenty who call molestation "love."
Calling perversity by a divine name does not change its true nature.
tiny.ag/lagekq2n · ★★☆☆ Fair (4 ratings) · submitted 2002
Gay, lesbian, straight- why should it matter? Love is Love.
tiny.ag/hng5k9re · ★★☆☆ Fair (6 ratings) · submitted 2002
What if salvation were not by divine grace through Christ? What if it were rather, as many apostate faiths claim, based upon a tally of works and good deeds? What an unholy, wretched, unjust system that would be-- where a soul could be damned to eternal torment for falling below some unknown arbitrary "line of morality" by the smallest of infractions!
tiny.ag/c8mgn0zd · ★★☆☆ Fair (5 ratings) · submitted 2002
We percieve that the structure and the order of the Universe is sustained by the will and the presence of the Creator. We know that Hell is the one place where God is not. Thus we understand: Hell is not some specially designed eternal torture chamber for the execution of Divine sadism. It is simply what happens to the Universe when God withdraws Himself.... and those who go there do so because they desired to be away from His presence.
tiny.ag/2qcmegel · ★★☆☆ Fair (5 ratings) · submitted 2002
Just a little reminder: the people who said,
"The world is flat" and "No one will be interested in staring at a little box all day [television] "
were thought to have made wise and intelligent remarks.
tiny.ag/djwp9mgy · ★★☆☆ Fair (5 ratings) · submitted 2002
The first panacea for a mismanaged nation is inflation of the currency, the second is war. Both bring a temporary prosperity, both bring a permanent ruin. But both are the refuge of political and economic opportunists.
tiny.ag/4fw8iknj · ★★☆☆ Fair (15 ratings) · submitted 2002
One more generation of these public schools and we'll be a nation of monkeys on speed.
tiny.ag/xjhosvu2 · ★★☆☆ Fair (4 ratings) · submitted 2002
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tiny.ag/wje4daft · ★★☆☆ Fair (4 ratings) · submitted 2002
I am of the conviction that most people believe in God only so that they can have someone to blame.
tiny.ag/mdp6svoh · ★★☆☆ Fair (4 ratings) · submitted 2002
Listen, if human beings are smart enough to figure out whether to put a G, PG, R or X in front of a movie, then they've already demonstrated they know what obscenity is. They just don't want to go from the step of recognizing it to the step of abolishing it.
tiny.ag/zwhcb7xk · ★★☆☆ Fair (4 ratings) · submitted 2002
I am as averse to giving the power of censorship to a government as I would be to giving a loaded flamethrower to the village idiot.
tiny.ag/9gcjzxzi · ★★☆☆ Fair (4 ratings) · submitted 2002
In Christ's time on earth, cynics-- ones who would not be swayed by reason or common sense-- cried for "a sign." Today they cry for statistics. Both are merely excuses for not using your own rational abilities.
tiny.ag/ka1juzyn · ★★☆☆ Fair (5 ratings) · submitted 2002
I find it hysterical that politicians and media figureheads are worried about the internet's influence on social mores. It's rather like the fox worrying that the dog will steal all the chickens first.
tiny.ag/yfzndouj · ★★☆☆ Fair (5 ratings) · submitted 2002
To not resist evil, even if need be by force, is to partake of it.
tiny.ag/mu3l4djr · ★★☆☆ Fair (5 ratings) · submitted 2002
The truth is hate to those who hate the truth.
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