Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
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tiny.ag/blsyvgqe · submitted 2004
As I slide down that banister of life, I'll always remember you as a splinter up my ass.
Unknown, To anyone who's done me wrong
tiny.ag/yotkmjsq · submitted 2004
"los angels,city of angels,saints,
sinners,has-beens,legends and stars.
with a supporting cast of characters
living in a world located somewhere
between the moon and mars.
image makers,heartbreakers and a host
of side show carnival fakers.
the lucky few will go on attain both
fortune and fame,....the failures are
left without a penny or fame,....
the saddest part of all,...no one
will ever remember or know their name."
copyright 2004 joseph p.martino
JOSEPH P.MARTINO, quote/poem author
tiny.ag/a10tzxnb · submitted 2004
Like Ogden used to Ogdeniously say- Witty is Pretty
but
Candor is Grandor
Richard Walker, from my poem- Once Upon A Nash
tiny.ag/s9nmabzh · submitted 2004
Satchel Paige said, 'Don't look back, something may be gaining on you.' Another reason not to look back: You may be gaining on something.
John Alejandro King, Found at www.covertcomic.com
tiny.ag/kn1sbobe · submitted 2004
If you think you know everything you will never learn anything.
tiny.ag/g0hyklfa · submitted 2004
"My home..." (E.T.); "My precious..." (Gollum); "My oil..." (Bush).
tiny.ag/xho19k5c · submitted 2004
Finantial happiness consists in being a monopoly.
tiny.ag/kdp7ar4y · submitted 2004
If nobody is obliged to declare against himself, why have we to answer "I do"?
tiny.ag/0aumhnci · submitted 2004
In a six-hour meeting, the most interesting things are said after the first three hours and before the last three.
tiny.ag/ae6n7rzh · submitted 2004
hope is mankinds greatest atribute because it blinds us from the truth
tiny.ag/pgxdcjgt · submitted 2004
When there are a lot of rules, things usually go as if there were no rules.
tiny.ag/rikxosxv · submitted 2004
Liberty exists, another matter is whether she is allowed to be at large.
tiny.ag/zhmwf0lp · submitted 2004
The letters "b" and "d" have opposite political tendencies.
tiny.ag/6vqisk1z · submitted 2004
The wise man said "I know nothing".
The wiser man said nothing.
tiny.ag/hcz52daw · submitted 2004
Space, its a funny thing. Dark, cold lonley, but we all want out there, we all want to see it for ourselves. We need to see to believe.
tiny.ag/ngdzyat8 · submitted 2004
Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.
tiny.ag/qf8zpcdr · submitted 2004
If you're going to be driven crazy it might as well be in a limo.
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