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These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.

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tiny.ag/6ao2reef  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

Jesus of Nazareth was a Jew. His disciples and subsequent followers promoted him to Christian.

Jabo James, in Science and Religion

tiny.ag/rn4ezcn7  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

The I.R.S. can instill more terror than al-Qaeda or Hammas.

Jabo James, in Law and Politics

tiny.ag/fkbqitwi  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

The I.R.S. can instill more terror than al-Qaeda or Hammas.

, in Law and Politics

tiny.ag/zrdim7sq  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

There is life and there is death. What truly counts is what you do in between.

Jabo James, in Life and Death

tiny.ag/enps1dxr  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

Outsourcing is a four-letter word with seven extra letters.

Jabo James, in Work and Recreation

tiny.ag/poesy1i8  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

A cult is a religion that has yet to attain legitimacy; a religion is a former cult that has barely attained it.

Jabo James, in Science and Religion

tiny.ag/gsczeb4a  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

Beauty is only skin-deep; tell that to an elephant.

Jabo James, in Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/tmckyrcl  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

There is more law and order in TV series and in movies than there is in real life.

Jabo James, in Law and Politics

tiny.ag/hb07y2qe  ·  submitted 2010

To go from the sublime to the ridiculous is less ridiculous than going from the ridiculous to the sublime.

John Alejandro King, from 'The Covert Comic', in Success and Failure and Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/jgn97w6a  ·  submitted 2010

To go from the sublime to the ridiculous is less ridiculous than going from the ridiculous to the sublime.

John Alejandro King, from 'The Covert Comic', in Wisdom and Ignorance and Success and Failure

tiny.ag/4mnpt6x0  ·  submitted 2010

If a paralyzed adult male falls to the floor because he refused to stay seated, would you help him?
THINK ABOUT IT...

colla

tiny.ag/l2xo1ywb  ·  submitted 2010 by boss

Life is like the border, make a run for it.

mike oxbig, in Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/thd9pfon  ·  submitted 2010 by boss

Life is like bannanas, pick as many as you can.

mike oxbig, in Food and Drink

tiny.ag/svuzsjxz  ·  submitted 2010

Eveything has been thought of before, but the difficulty is thinking of it again

tiny.ag/qeedpgzi  ·  submitted 2010

Charles Schulz said: 'Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.'
... I've been calling Australia all morning, and there's no answer.

John Alejandro King, from 'My War on Terror!' (www.covertcomic.com)

tiny.ag/l9bqtpuy  ·  submitted 2010

What time isn't it?

John Alejandro King, from 'My War on Terror!' (www.covertcomic.com), in Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/rdcwg4sx  ·  submitted 2009 by roxxye17

Man's fate is remembering women that forgot him.

Pascual Candel Palazon, "El Pirata Virgen (The Virgin Pirate)" Book, in Men and Women and Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/skzwm9pv  ·  submitted 2009

I find polite conversation to be neither.

Mike Rabourn, in Work and Recreation

tiny.ag/ksvwa2x3  ·  submitted 2009 by nemesis911

Yes teachers, it takes two to tango. That's an activity that requires a willing partner. But, a bully and a victim are not partners by any stretch of the imagination. One deserves to be punished and the other deserves to be protected.

David McClellan

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