Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
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tiny.ag/6ao2reef · submitted 2010 by jambone9
Jesus of Nazareth was a Jew. His disciples and subsequent followers promoted him to Christian.
tiny.ag/rn4ezcn7 · submitted 2010 by jambone9
The I.R.S. can instill more terror than al-Qaeda or Hammas.
tiny.ag/fkbqitwi · submitted 2010 by jambone9
The I.R.S. can instill more terror than al-Qaeda or Hammas.
, in Law and Politics
tiny.ag/zrdim7sq · submitted 2010 by jambone9
There is life and there is death. What truly counts is what you do in between.
tiny.ag/enps1dxr · submitted 2010 by jambone9
Outsourcing is a four-letter word with seven extra letters.
tiny.ag/poesy1i8 · submitted 2010 by jambone9
A cult is a religion that has yet to attain legitimacy; a religion is a former cult that has barely attained it.
tiny.ag/gsczeb4a · submitted 2010 by jambone9
Beauty is only skin-deep; tell that to an elephant.
tiny.ag/tmckyrcl · submitted 2010 by jambone9
There is more law and order in TV series and in movies than there is in real life.
tiny.ag/hb07y2qe · submitted 2010
To go from the sublime to the ridiculous is less ridiculous than going from the ridiculous to the sublime.
John Alejandro King, from 'The Covert Comic', in Success and Failure and Wisdom and Ignorance
tiny.ag/jgn97w6a · submitted 2010
To go from the sublime to the ridiculous is less ridiculous than going from the ridiculous to the sublime.
John Alejandro King, from 'The Covert Comic', in Wisdom and Ignorance and Success and Failure
tiny.ag/4mnpt6x0 · submitted 2010
If a paralyzed adult male falls to the floor because he refused to stay seated, would you help him?
THINK ABOUT IT...
tiny.ag/l2xo1ywb · submitted 2010 by boss
Life is like the border, make a run for it.
tiny.ag/thd9pfon · submitted 2010 by boss
Life is like bannanas, pick as many as you can.
tiny.ag/svuzsjxz · submitted 2010
tiny.ag/qeedpgzi · submitted 2010
Charles Schulz said: 'Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.'
... I've been calling Australia all morning, and there's no answer.
John Alejandro King, from 'My War on Terror!' (www.covertcomic.com)
tiny.ag/l9bqtpuy · submitted 2010
What time isn't it?
John Alejandro King, from 'My War on Terror!' (www.covertcomic.com), in Wisdom and Ignorance
tiny.ag/rdcwg4sx · submitted 2009 by roxxye17
Man's fate is remembering women that forgot him.
Pascual Candel Palazon, "El Pirata Virgen (The Virgin Pirate)" Book, in Men and Women and Happiness and Misery
tiny.ag/skzwm9pv · submitted 2009
I find polite conversation to be neither.
tiny.ag/ksvwa2x3 · submitted 2009 by nemesis911
Yes teachers, it takes two to tango. That's an activity that requires a willing partner. But, a bully and a victim are not partners by any stretch of the imagination. One deserves to be punished and the other deserves to be protected.
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