Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
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tiny.ag/roahwemh · submitted 2009 by nemesis911
Try not to complain about unjust treatment. The world is not a just place, it's just a place.
tiny.ag/yb7mutwk · submitted 2009 by nemesis911
If God is truly just, then no one has to guess whether he exists or not, nor will they be forced to guess at what his will is, and his commandments will be within the capability of each person to do them without error. Otherwise, he would be an evil and cruel tyrant. His grace would be meaningless to those condemned for failures to comply, forgiveness for sins would be absurd, and sincere repentence would literally be impossible.
tiny.ag/cm1rjmsq · submitted 2009 by nemesis911
If God is truly just, then he doesn't condemn or punish people for doing what they cannot avoid doing due to some inherent trait or inability.
tiny.ag/ogywukxq · submitted 2009 by nemesis911
While you might guess the right answer or be right for the wrong reason, you can't consistently be right unless you actually know why.
tiny.ag/wyh9nvqi · submitted 2009 by nemesis911
Believe that if there's a will there's a way but be aware that you could be telling yourself a lie. If you doubt this, try not to get older or to satisfy the demands of a tyrant.
tiny.ag/8jmxofdh · submitted 2009
If all you can be is roadkill, then stink up twenty miles of interstate.
John Alejandro King, a.k.a. The Covert Comic, in Success and Failure and Happiness and Misery
tiny.ag/txv3d0ac · submitted 2009
God may be subtle, but He's delicious!
John Alejandro King, a.k.a. The Covert Comic, in Science and Religion and Wisdom and Ignorance
tiny.ag/kz34svt6 · submitted 2009
If physics is the universe's operating system, then an intelligence estimate is life's core dump.
John Alejandro King, a.k.a. The Covert Comic, in Law and Politics and Altruism and Cynicism
tiny.ag/cah937qz · submitted 2009 by oriolesfan10tejeda
A bad day only lasts twenty-four hours."
tiny.ag/tnidus8a · submitted 2009
Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.
tiny.ag/zcjxnmc2 · submitted 2009
The best wealth one can have is,the WEALTH OF KNOWLEDGE!
Jas'mine Knox18, Comment plz..., in Wealth and Poverty and Vice and Virtue
tiny.ag/2j3fwj4h · submitted 2009 by gravymaster
Life: there's always an if in it.
tiny.ag/snijae7m · submitted 2009
I believe the children are the future. Now if I can just figure out a way to prove it.
John Alejandro King, noted CIA officer and aphorist
tiny.ag/m0szwlaq · submitted 2009
To fear the worst is to ignore a much more terrifying possibility.
John Alejandro King, noted CIA officer and aphorist
tiny.ag/jylfkije · submitted 2009 by pastelkess
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and when he's holding you, he definitely thinks you are beautiful
tiny.ag/nk4aelhg · submitted 2009
Life is like a roll of toilet paper; the closer you get to the end, the faster it goes.
tiny.ag/7fw3tfj1 · submitted 2009
Usually anything that makes you feel real good or that tastes real good is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
tiny.ag/ae5xwzbz · submitted 2009
tiny.ag/tnylozpc · submitted 2009
Mission criticality does not imply criticality of mission.
John Alejandro King, noted CIA author (www.covertcomic.com), in Law and Politics and Success and Failure
tiny.ag/sq5ckozs · submitted 2009
Doing two things half-assed is approximately equivalent to doing one thing ass-whole.
John Alejandro King, www.covertcomic.com, in Success and Failure and Wisdom and Ignorance
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