Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
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tiny.ag/jfn39ml5 · submitted 2004
Hope is the thing with wings that perches on the soul.
tiny.ag/aibjonhe · submitted 2004
In the vegetable kingdom, the carnivorous plants which are vegetarian are frowned on.
tiny.ag/w4afz1vu · submitted 2004
Militarism is when the government puts the generals' interest before the general interest.
tiny.ag/e7hz0zko · submitted 2004
False friends are easily recognized by their skill in becoming invisible.
tiny.ag/ybqpajng · submitted 2004
Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to conceive!
tiny.ag/mvnidxlh · submitted 2004
Hell doesn't exist, as the eternal flames would use up all the oil reserves.
tiny.ag/s6fqhsrc · submitted 2004
I gave up believing most teachers had something worth hearing a long time ago.
tiny.ag/03qdfiyd · submitted 2004
always looking at the bright side of things will cause irreversible eye damage.
Andrew Diaz, I'm a ninth grader, its ok to disagree.
tiny.ag/0isgxlac · submitted 2004
Happiness comes in small doses, a cigarett, a cookie, a five second orgasm, whatever. so smoke the cig, eat the cookie, cum then get up the next morning and go to work.
tiny.ag/lm8lrrwu · submitted 2004
money isn't real, never let anyone ever convince you otherwise
tiny.ag/vxiicezz · submitted 2004
It is better to have sinned, than to have killed the man who sinned against your father's mother.
Deanna Smele, David The Great Feim, Mall, "Learning By Reading"
tiny.ag/kyz2mtcq · submitted 2004
It's a bittersweet symphony, this life.
Trying to make ends meet
You're a slave to money then you die.
I'll take you down the only road I've ever been down.
You know the one that takes you to the places
where all the veins meet.
Well I've never prayed
But tonight I'm on my knees.
I need to hear some sounds that recognize the pain in me.
I'll let the melody shine, let it cleanse my mind, I feel free
But the airwaves are clean and there's nobody singing to me now.
tiny.ag/cluzux58 · submitted 2004
Beginnings are scary, endings are sad but its whats in between that really matters
tiny.ag/wvisrsbd · submitted 2004
Won't you look down upon me, Jesus
You've got to help me make a stand.
You've just got to see me through another day.
My body's aching and my time is at hand
And I won't make it any other way
tiny.ag/x8n1sbhb · submitted 2004
Living on a lighted stage
Approaches the unreal
For those who think and feel
In touch with some reality
Beyond the gilded cage.
Cast in this unlikely role,
Ill-equipped to act,
With insufficient tact,
One must put up barriers
To keep oneself intact.
Living in the Limelight,
The universal dream
For those who wish to seem.
Those who wish to be
Must put aside the alienation,
Get on with the fascination,
The real relation,
The underlying theme.
Living in a fisheye lens,
Caught in the camera eye.
I have no heart to lie,
I can't pretend a stranger
Is a long-awaited friend.
All the world's indeed a stage,
And we are merely players,
Performers and portrayers,
Each another's audience
Outside the gilded cage.
Rush, best band ever
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