Aphorisms Attributed to This Aphorist
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never her age.
By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve.
Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer.
The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get to work.