Aphorisms Galore!

Submissions

These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.

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tiny.ag/az2vgdsq  ·  submitted 2003

Did someone tell Abraham it would please God if he slit his son's throat? Or did Abraham think of it on his own?

Gary E. Holland

tiny.ag/lpw5yg8j  ·  submitted 2003

Cured of belief in an instant, the belly laughed on for hours.

Gary E. Holland

tiny.ag/1en40mf2  ·  submitted 2003

If you cannot solve a problem, dissolve it.

M.A. Fiol

tiny.ag/bgzuhyrs  ·  submitted 2003

Sometimes, eternal love is one of the less lasting things.

M.A. Fiol

tiny.ag/hxtuozvu  ·  submitted 2003

After victory in combat the young veterans celebrate. The older sit alone in the corners and weep.

an old veteran

tiny.ag/ktebvrai  ·  submitted 2003

"All humans are human. Not one human is more human than the other."

LT. Gen. Romeo Dallaire, Leader, 1993-94 UN mission to Rwanda

tiny.ag/cx3sio5h  ·  submitted 2003

Don't let crack crack you up.

M.A. Fiol

tiny.ag/amyv2tbj  ·  submitted 2003

The surest way to enjoy a long life is to never enjoy what you are doing.

David Cavanaugh, unless someone tells me otherwise

tiny.ag/wbmpwxfp  ·  submitted 2003

If you can't be content as you are you will never be content as you aren't.

Gary E. Holland

tiny.ag/uq7filve  ·  submitted 2003

Desire is composed of three sufferings: I want, I want, I want.

Gary E. Holland

tiny.ag/poudtglw  ·  submitted 2003

In the realm of thoughts, intricate is not guarantee of profound.

M.A. Fiol

tiny.ag/jf8p2sui  ·  submitted 2003

Don't let your fear prompt your faith.

M.A. Fiol

tiny.ag/vnpe6gkl  ·  submitted 2003

Imagine when your parents were children.
You will meet them again.

M.A. Fiol

tiny.ag/j8gk7dwu  ·  submitted 2003

A look in the mirror is worth a thousand pictures.

Gary E. Holland

tiny.ag/5nh9iygb  ·  submitted 2003

If it is in God hands, it is in good hands.

M.A. Fiol

tiny.ag/0ishonzi  ·  submitted 2003

How would you feel if a gigantic lobster
referred to you as a type of earthfood?

M.A. Fiol

tiny.ag/a30j7xg1  ·  submitted 2003

In a world full of raging enemies, fear the calm man.

RHJunior

tiny.ag/zuaef7mc  ·  submitted 2003

When your adversary redoubles his frenzy, take heart. The snake always thrashes the most when it is pinned by the rake.

RHJunior

tiny.ag/jaqhrhc2  ·  submitted 2003

Living life once will cure you of the desire to live it twice.

Gary E. Holland

tiny.ag/n24pocta  ·  submitted 2003

Let your passions flow.

M.A. Fiol

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