Aphorisms Galore!

Submissions

These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.

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tiny.ag/jichbxaz  ·  submitted 2005

I bet when future generations study the beliefs and customs of our era, they'll shake their collective head in disbelief.

... Just that one gigantic, collective head.

John Alejandro King

tiny.ag/6sgbpfal  ·  submitted 2005

If global warming was outlawed, only outlaws would warm their globes.

John Alejandro King, 'The Covert Comic', (www.covertcomic.com)

tiny.ag/bviosi6z  ·  submitted 2005

A wise man changes his mind as often as he sees reason.

Unknown

tiny.ag/oxgubest  ·  submitted 2005

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes all the way to the bone

Unknown

tiny.ag/fr9qdkqv  ·  submitted 2005

The best plan of reconstruction is not destroying before.

Petigò

tiny.ag/2gtkbeaf  ·  submitted 2005

Happy is the man who never sees South Yorkshire

Trevor Wainwright, Trevor Wainwright's Journeys

tiny.ag/l9eyrt0k  ·  submitted 2005

Every enduring religion, political party or country begins with a crime. And every businessman buys respespectability with ill-gotten gains.

Tom Burnett, by me

tiny.ag/vejn0zdp  ·  submitted 2005

Its a short cut, it is meant to be difficult; If it was easy, it would just be the way

Unknown

tiny.ag/8repfb4y  ·  submitted 2005

If the American borders were any less secure, the Mexicans would be selling refried beans to the Canadian Mounties.

RHJunior

tiny.ag/s1sanpuh  ·  submitted 2005

Why do men dream of flight? Flight is a rather mediocre commodity. Any man with a lawn chair and a few dozen weather balloons can fly. We are held to the ground, not because flying is too difficult for us, but because we allow other men's fears to ground us.

RHJunior

tiny.ag/r5bjp9op  ·  submitted 2005

the world is divided into those who produce results and those who take the credit

Unknown

tiny.ag/oxal8enh  ·  submitted 2005

I never noticed his bad qualities nor his good qualities. I simply loved him

Mohsin Azeema

tiny.ag/wo28tctm  ·  submitted 2005

They say you can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea.

I say: Any man I want to?

The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com, from 'My War on Terror!'

tiny.ag/3jxgdcne  ·  submitted 2005

I was never so rich as when I had my dog. Because it turns out my dog had swallowed a million dollars.

The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com, from 'My War On Terror!'

tiny.ag/0xqy8dtz  ·  submitted 2005

I bet when future generations study the beliefs and customs of our era, they'll shake their collective head in disbelief.

... Just that one gigantic, collective head.

The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com, from 'My War On Terror!'

tiny.ag/e1vdmxhc  ·  submitted 2005

The best basketball ballons are made of flea leather

Petigò

tiny.ag/pnx8k27x  ·  submitted 2005

God designed men using straightedge and compass. Hence the navel.

Petigò

tiny.ag/abqnrh46  ·  submitted 2005

It's amazing the number of people who are intimidated by the simple act of sincerely professing the truth.

... I mean, I would have thought there would have been at least ONE.

The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com

tiny.ag/kh68oeyv  ·  submitted 2005

Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around us inebriation.

The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com, Prizes for best web site visitor!

tiny.ag/thi6hpaz  ·  submitted 2005

They say you can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea.

I say: Any man I want to?

The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com, Read him while you still can!

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