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I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.

Garrison Keillor, in Vice and Virtue

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The relationship between truth and a newspaper is like the relationship between the color green and the number seven. Occasionally you will see the number seven written in green, but you learn not to expect this.

Garrison Keillor, in Altruism and Cynicism

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