Aphorisms Galore!

Submissions

These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.

2421–2440 (6042)

tiny.ag/kmlzasyr  ·  submitted 2011

Never kick a fresh "turd" on a hot day----Harry S. Truman

Harry S Truman, in Law and Politics and Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/vemkt15n  ·  submitted 2011

Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure.

George E. Woodberry

tiny.ag/mby0wusj  ·  submitted 2011 by jibandiya

Truth may be ruthless but eighty percent of truth is ruth.

Dipak Sen Gupta, in Altruism and Cynicism

tiny.ag/pnvsmim7  ·  submitted 2011 by jibandiya

I have given up on knowing because the more I know the more ignorant I feel.

Dipak Sen Gupta, in Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/nuseurod  ·  submitted 2011 by jibandiya

Silence needs no license.

Dipak Sen Gupta, in Vice and Virtue

tiny.ag/5uoad0wg  ·  submitted 2011 by walterbaker

Success is a journey and Life is the road it travels on.

Successful Journey, in Success and Failure

tiny.ag/aspy1z6n  ·  submitted 2011

I can almost accept a battleship floats when everybody knows steel sinks.

Amy Hempel, in Life and Death

tiny.ag/wrfhyzog  ·  submitted 2011 by edric

Aphorisms, And Observations, By Ed Vaile,

“ You’re Only As Smart, As A Google Bar Away “

" Through Faith, One Gains Eternal Hope "

" Never Under Estimate, The Power Of Conviction "

" Hate, Spite, Envy, Greed, Sloth, And Deceit, Are The Foundation Of Misfortune "

" The Key To Good Health, Is A Healthy Ration Of Hard Labor "

" A Women’s Greatest Ally, Is Her Vanity "

" That Which Is Easily Attainable, Often Bares Little Value "

" If You Don't Make A Mess, You Don't Have To Clean It Up "

" You Don't Know How Good You've Got It, Until You've Got It Worse"

" Beware Of The Future, Nature Demands Justice Be Served "

" No Amount Of Wealth, Can Buy You Good Health "

" Say What you Mean, And Mean What You Say "

" In Natures Eyes, We Are But Thieves, Clean Air, And Water, Our Bounty "

" Lose Tract Of Your Physical Fitness, A Physician Will Soon Bare Witness "

" A Man Without Principals, Is A Man Without Honor "

" All The Intellectuality In The World, Can't Replace Good Common Sense "

" A Little Praise, Goes A Long Ways "

" Rhetoric, Is The Preachers Salvation "

" Politicians, Say What They Would Like To Mean, And Promise What They Can't Keep "

" Love Is What You Make It "

" Good Business Sense, Means Good Common Sense "

" If You Can't Learn From Your Mistakes, Learn From Those Of Others "

" Good Lighting Is Everything "

" Greed Will Be The Fall Of Humanity, For Nature Has No Emotion "

" If You Don't Stay Ahead Of Your Work, Your Work Will Get Ahead Of You "

" Sobriety Is For The Valiant "

" It's Not Charity, If It's Preformed With Expectations Of Retribution "

" Delusion, Is The Seat Of Happiness "

" The Domestication Of Humanity, Purged It From The Ranks Of Nature, It's Called Civilization "

" Unlike Nature, Human Emotion Allows Humanitarianism; To Proceed Logic "

" Wisdom Is A Combination, Of Maturity, Age, Experience, Patience, And Discipline "

" Principals, Are The Building Blocks Of Good Moral Character "

" A Wise Man Takes His Loses In Stride, And In Perspective "

" Your Word Is Your Bond "

" Honor Thy Father, But Worship Thy Mother "

" The Spoiled, Are The Thankless "

" He Who Gives Of Himself, Shall Receive Of Others "

" The Wind Blows, Which Ever Way You Don't Want It To "

" Rationalization, Is The Product Of Maturity "

" He Who Finds Amusement In Others Misfortunes, Shall Soon Find Misfortune Itself "

" Your Friends, Are Those Who Love You "

" A Mans Success, Is Not Measured Buy His Monetary Income "

" The Less Said About A Lie, The Better "

" True Love, Is Unconditional "

" If You're Sure You Can't, You Won't "

" The Hardest Thing In The World To Do, Is Practice What You Preach "

" Theology Is Non Existent, In The Mind Of Science "

" There Is A Fine Line Between Flattery, And Patronization "

“ There Is No Beginning, And There Is No End, Only Constant Change “

“ Wit, Is A Combination Of Deductive, And Rationalizational Skills “

“ Our Biggest Problem Is, We Take So Much For Granted “

“ Respect Is Earned, Not Given “

“ Drink And Delusion, Go Hand In Hand “

“ Can You Imagine How Bad, Good Would Be, If There Was No Bad “

“ Want To Be Productive, Pay Attention To Your Work “

“ They Say Talk Is Cheap, But My Mouth Sure Costs Me A lot “

“ If You’re Real Smart, You’re Heart Smart “

“ The Harder You Work, The Stronger You Get “

“ There’s Head Work, And There’s Heart Work “

“ Fashion, Spreads Like Wildfire “

“ Food Comes Before Pride “

“ Always Give A Man Credit, Where Credit Is Due “

“ A Good Boss Has Patience, Finesse, And Tact “

“ Common Sense Occurs, When Rationalization Out Weighs Delusion “

“ The Answers To Creation. And Existence, Are At Present Beyond Human Capacity “

“Sincerity, Is given Little Consideration In Modern Society “

“ Cut And Dried, Things Seldom Are “

“ You Have A Choice To Make In Life, Science Or Theology “

“ For Instant Fool, Just Add Alcohol “

“ Most Of Us Would Complain, No Matter How Good We’ve Got It “

“ Flowers To A Woman, Are The Salt Of The Earth “

“ What Would Be A Hand Me Down To One Fellow, Is A Family Heir Loom To Another “

“ Be Aware Of Your Priorities, Without Your Health, You Have Nothing “

“ If Anything; We’re The Source Of Someone’s Amusement “

“ The Greatest Sin Against God, Is Obesity “

“ A Happy Crew, Is A Snappy Crew”

“ Nature Is God, And God Alone “

“ A Mistake Is Something That Someone Else Catches, A Correction Is Something You Catch Yourself “

“ There Are Two Kinds Of Lies, Intentional, And Unintentional “

“ Never Ask For Something Given, to Be Returned, Or Return Something, That Has Been Given “

“ Expecting The Average Individual To Keep His Word, Is Like Expecting A Prostitute To Keep Her Virginity “

“ No Amount Of Logic, Can Un-cloud Those Devout “

“ Emotional Security, Comes With Maturity “

“ Have You Earned Your Food Today, Have You Burned Your Food Today “

“ Time Isn’t Constant, The Older You Get, The Faster It Goes “

“ I’m The First One To Give Advise, And The Last One To Take It “

“ You Can Have Anything, You Don’t Want “

“ Without Problems, There Are No Resolutions “

” Inflation Is The Product, Of An Unproductive Workforce “

“ No Amount Of Money Can Mend A Damaged Reputation “

“ Beware Of Counterproductive Rationalization “

“ It’s June, In Mosquito Lagoon, And There’s No Mosquitoes “

“ You Don’t Have To Be Fat To Be Lazy, But You’ve Got To Be Lazy To Be Fat “

“ Nature Works On Logic, Humans Work On Emotion “

“ Western Man, Wants So Much, To Do So Little “

“ War Is A Business “

“ To Think That Your Religion, Is The Only Right One, Would Be Ludicrous “

“ Hormones, And Emotions, Are Very Powerful Things “

“ When You Domesticate A Species, One Must Institute Selective Breeding, Or Highly Unsuitable Results, Will Eventually Occur, Humans are No Exception “

“ You Only See, What You Want To See “

“ Sloth, Is Inherent To Domestication “

“ Trying To Live Life, Without A Crutch Like Religion, Is A Very Difficult Task “

“ Poor Humans… Governed By Morality Instead Of Logic “

“ One Of The Most Important Things In Life, Is To Do What You Say Your Going To Do, When You Say Your Going To Do It “

“ There’s Two Things You Can Lose, And Never Know The Difference, Your Mind, And Your Life “

“ Empathy, Or Apathy, That Is The Question “

“ Happiness, Is Relative “

“ Obesity, Is Proof Of Sloth “

“ Forgive, Lest Ye Be Un-forgiven”

“ Everyone Wants To Be Friends, With A Good Listener”

“ They Let Just Anybody Make Babies, And then They Let’em Vote “

Edward Vaile, My work

tiny.ag/cs98mubw  ·  submitted 2011 by venncan

Things are never the way they should be, they are only the way they are.

Acceptance, in Altruism and Cynicism

tiny.ag/ojgpldas  ·  submitted 2011

Rats live on no evil star

Thomas Gauntt, in Science and Religion and Vice and Virtue

tiny.ag/jv3nliep  ·  submitted 2011

Deliver no evil live on reviled

Thomas Gauntt, in Love and Hate and Vice and Virtue

tiny.ag/61inn3ra  ·  submitted 2011 by jibandiya

In politics, there is no fence between foes and friends.

Dipak Sen Gupta, in Law and Politics

tiny.ag/cq4kumed  ·  submitted 2011

Rhetorical eloquence is a sufficient substitute for physical elegance.

Anonymous

tiny.ag/3dapl86y  ·  submitted 2011 by alankfowler

Time is deep but not long

, Found on a concert programme - no attribution given., in Wisdom and Ignorance and Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/vyn7kqxw  ·  submitted 2011 by devito35

The words that you miss are most likely more important than what your doing at that time.

Devin Langdon, my third one please constuctive critisim only, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Vice and Virtue

tiny.ag/wa8oby2s  ·  submitted 2011 by devito35

I would rather fear for reality, then something i saw in the movies.

Devin Langdon, my second one please constuctive critisim only, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/wpsmo5di  ·  submitted 2011 by devito35

a man who worries of death in a short life, is usually the one on the death bed first.

Devin Langdon, my first one please constuctive critisim only, in Life and Death and Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/xwlsobkb  ·  submitted 2011 by devito35

a man who worries of death in a short life, is usually the one on the death bed first.

Devin Langdon, in Life and Death and Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/mtnyiszn  ·  submitted 2011 by devito35

a man who worries of death in a short life, is usually the one on the death bed first.

Devin Langdon, in Life and Death and Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/x5sevqwo  ·  submitted 2011

If time be of all things most precious, wasting time must be the greatest prodigality, since lost time is never found again; and what we call time enough always proves little enough. though shalt get high!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Benjamin Franklin, in Life and Death

2421–2440 (6042)