Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
3321–3340 (6054)
tiny.ag/e6tkrj1y · submitted 2010 by jibandiya
I have nothing in my vanity except some cleaning materials.
tiny.ag/06ggrlv2 · submitted 2010 by jibandiya
Happiness happens.
tiny.ag/ilmkcvyw · submitted 2010 by jibandiya
Stars donot twinkle to a myopic eye.
tiny.ag/myowzned · submitted 2010 by jibandiya
Middle age is the age that levitates between two equal and opposite forces; namely, the youngman's urge to grow older and the oldman's wish to feel younger.
tiny.ag/npjkxxum · submitted 2010 by jibandiya
Anything, however insignificant, that may be lacking in the friendship between your friend and you makes a staple food for your enemy.
tiny.ag/91klrvrk · submitted 2010 by jibandiya
A woman was in love with me since I was very young. She happened to be married to my father.
tiny.ag/uhbvrkiy · submitted 2010 by jibandiya
Last laugh lasts.
tiny.ag/nuqlajcv · submitted 2010 by jibandiya
The transformation from being knowledgeably ignorant to being ignorantly knowledgeable may not happen within a lifetime.
tiny.ag/do397hpx · submitted 2010 by jibandiya
Enmity and envy are conjoined twins.
tiny.ag/0pklrqjf · submitted 2010 by jibandiya
The institution that has only two students and no faculty is called the institution of marriage.
tiny.ag/iqn1rnkj · submitted 2010 by jibandiya
Honesty is the best fallacy.
tiny.ag/vjltc8mg · submitted 2010 by jibandiya
I always thought I had nothing when I actually had enough. Now I do have nothing and actually enough of it.
tiny.ag/miexa6vc · submitted 2010 by jibandiya
All friends were strangers once.
tiny.ag/zs6avfkb · submitted 2010 by jibandiya
You have been sent to this world with a complete heart. Why use only half of it when you approach life?
tiny.ag/hnjczybk · submitted 2010 by jibandiya
Men believe sex for them is one-upmanship.
tiny.ag/kmiknm9y · submitted 2010 by jibandiya
Life is a Balance Sheet without the bottomline.
tiny.ag/twafhlox · submitted 2010 by jibandiya
Kissing is often an extra-territorial aggression.
tiny.ag/3de5hlc4 · submitted 2010 by jibandiya
When you love, you love; when you make love, you fake love.
tiny.ag/pj1o9ejy · submitted 2010
Might as well get used to dealing with problems, because everyone and everything's got 'em.
Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths
tiny.ag/ubjl4lh7 · submitted 2010
There's no defeating an antagonist or anything, if we don't know whom or what it is.
Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths
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