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Health and Disease
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Comment# · Poor (one rating) · submitted 8 Feb by
jambone9
Paranoia allows for the development of eyes in the back of the head.
Comment# · Fair (6 ratings) · submitted 27 Jan by
Jambone9
Feeling sorry for oneself is a severe form of self-criticism.
Comment# · Poor (one rating) · submitted 23 Jan by
jambone9
Don't lose your head. Your brain is in your head.
Comment# · Fair (2 ratings) · submitted 11 Jan by
jambone9
More brainwashing than bodywashing occurs when there are more TV sets and personal computers than there are bathtubs and shower stalls.
Comment# · Fair (767 ratings) · submitted 1999 by
Smilee J.
The only abnormality is the incapacity to love.
Anaïs Nin, in
Health and Disease and
Love and Hate
Comment# · Fair (365 ratings) · submitted 1999 by
Stephen
All these nervous breakdowns are driving me crazy.
Comment# · Fair (541 ratings) · submitted 1997 (updated 1999)
Prescription: A physician's guess at what will best prolong the situation with least harm to the patient.
Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, in
Health and Disease and
Life and Death
The Devil's Dictionary (paperback) Comment# · Fair (400 ratings) · submitted 1997 (updated 1998)
I've never met a healthy person who worried much about his health or a good person who worried much about his soul.
Haldane, in
Health and Disease and
Vice and Virtue
Comment# · Fair (307 ratings) · submitted 1997 (updated 1998)
Insanity: a perfectly rational adjustment to the insane world.
Comment# · Fair (348 ratings) · submitted 1997
When dealing with the insane, it is best to pretend to be sane.
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