Life and Death
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My interest is in the future because I am going to spend the rest of my life there.
Life is short. Live it up.
A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten.
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own.
Life is like a sewer -- what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the Sun.
Living your life is a task so difficult, it has never been attempted before.
Insisting on perfect safety is for people who don't have the balls to live in the real world.
It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road.
Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn't mean he knows what it is.
Parents are traffic signs that are always in our blind spots.