Success and Failure

There are people who make things happen, those who watch what happens, and those who wonder what happened.

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There are a lot of ways to become a failure, but never taking a chance is the most successful.

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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.

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The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the scythe.

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The surest way of having something done is to forbid your kids to do it.

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To be upset over what you don't have is to waste what you do have.

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The one who says it cannot be done should never interrupt the one who is doing it.

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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

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Official Project Stages: (1) Uncritical Acceptance. (2) Wild Enthusiasm. (3) Dejected Disillusionment. (4) Total Confusion. (5) Search for the Guilty. (6) Punishment of the Innocent. (7) Promotion of the Non-participants.

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Nothing is difficult to those who have the will.

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Non-Reciprocal Laws of Expectations: Negative expectations yield negative results. Positive expectations yield negative results.

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Ninety-Ninety Rule of Project Schedules: The first ninety percent of the task takes ninety percent of the time, and the last ten percent takes the other ninety percent.

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Never make anything simple and efficient when a way can be found to make it complex and wonderful.

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My hands are free, but my mind hesitates.

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Silverman's Law: If Murphy's Law can go wrong, it will.

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Law of Probability Dispersal: Whatever it is that hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

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Johnson's First Law: When any mechanical contrivance fails, it will do so at the most inconvenient possible time.

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Jones' Law: The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

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Laugh at your problems; everybody else does.

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Measure twice because you can only cut once.

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