Success and Failure

Wethern's Law: Assumption is the mother of all screw-ups.

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Weiler's Law: Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.

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Watch for big problems; they disguise big opportunities.

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Use soft words and hard arguments.

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Non-Reciprocal Laws of Expectations: Negative expectations yield negative results. Positive expectations yield negative results.

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Ninety-Ninety Rule of Project Schedules: The first ninety percent of the task takes ninety percent of the time, and the last ten percent takes the other ninety percent.

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Never make anything simple and efficient when a way can be found to make it complex and wonderful.

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My hands are free, but my mind hesitates.

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Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than in a Lada.

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Jones' Law: The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

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Johnson's First Law: When any mechanical contrivance fails, it will do so at the most inconvenient possible time.

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Laugh at your problems; everybody else does.

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Law of Probability Dispersal: Whatever it is that hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

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Measure twice because you can only cut once.

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Life's a bitch, and then she has puppies.

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Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.

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It is always better to fail in doing something than to excel in doing nothing.

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I wish I were what I was when I wanted to be what I am now.

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Happiness isn't getting what you want, it's wanting what you've got.

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Hoare's Law of Large Problems: Inside every large problem is a small problem struggling to get out.

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