Aphorisms Galore!

Submissions

These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.

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tiny.ag/r5eclinp  ·  submitted 2011

Some People Have Never Been. Off their asses that is.

Yumigami, Fin., in Altruism and Cynicism and Science and Religion

tiny.ag/done3diw  ·  submitted 2011

Let it and it'll become a habit, quick.

Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths

tiny.ag/zauodhce  ·  submitted 2011 by NebbioloKid

The problem with trust
is that it is
untrustworthy.

NebbioloKid, in Life and Death

tiny.ag/najei4ny  ·  submitted 2011 by NebbioloKid

I'll vote Republican when
birds fly like pigs.

NebbioloKid, in Life and Death

tiny.ag/oigzazyy  ·  submitted 2011 by NebbioloKid

I only date girls who wax
Brazilian!

NebbioloKid, in Life and Death

tiny.ag/peussg8t  ·  submitted 2011

While the truth may take time to find, it only takes a moment to ignite a lie.

Paul Trawitzki

tiny.ag/fynxjecf  ·  submitted 2011

Life's hard enough without some love or trust.

Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths

tiny.ag/rtod9cq5  ·  submitted 2011

Life isn't out to get you, but it will, if you allow it to.

Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths

tiny.ag/vlyncguz  ·  submitted 2011

While the truth may take time to find, it only takes a moment to spark a lie.

Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths

tiny.ag/vrxhp6f1  ·  submitted 2011

Nothing exchanges hands like cash.

Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths

tiny.ag/x6bft0my  ·  submitted 2011

It's easier to begin, than to quit a habit.

Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths

tiny.ag/yv1hx48j  ·  submitted 2011

Lose and most won't want to hear your excuse. Win and people tend to listen.

Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths

tiny.ag/am0imugi  ·  submitted 2011

Time misspent, only breeds regret.

Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths

tiny.ag/lrvneznu  ·  submitted 2011

If we're halfway through a mistake, better early than late.

Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths

tiny.ag/7a4zrlno  ·  submitted 2011

No need to contemplate why, when it's do or die.

Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths

tiny.ag/nmnos9kg  ·  submitted 2011

Doubt is, usually, whispered, but heard as loud as a shout.

Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths

tiny.ag/nwarifsb  ·  submitted 2011

Have heart, but be smart.

Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths

tiny.ag/blcrsw70  ·  submitted 2011

When so much hangs on a thread, best to use your head.

Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths

tiny.ag/twuvteoe  ·  submitted 2011

Our first impulse may not suit us.

Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths

tiny.ag/sgorwwnp  ·  submitted 2011

Life becomes a habit, that's hard to quit.

Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths

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