Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
2281–2300 (6042)
tiny.ag/4vag2ay3 · submitted 2011
No vice is worth your life.
Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths
tiny.ag/fepadtv5 · submitted 2011
You'll never converse with anyone else, as much as ( you have ) with yourself.
tiny.ag/klwgi3md · submitted 2011
You'll never converse with anyone else, as much as you have with yourself.
Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths
tiny.ag/sbzwvbxd · submitted 2011
Nothing comes at a higher price, than misspent time.
Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths
tiny.ag/0xz9irlv · submitted 2011 by 2nd period
Only the dead have seen the end of war.
war what is it good for 3rd period, in War and Peace and Wisdom and Ignorance
tiny.ag/3hydt5ya · submitted 2011 by 2nd period
You can put any two things together to make a sandwhich, whether or not your teethe break is a matter of strength.
Strength, in Art and Literature and Food and Drink
tiny.ag/jyallzyq · submitted 2011
Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late.
tiny.ag/4ifxelhl · submitted 2011 by Shubnell
Honest appreciation doesn't depreciate.
Thomas F. Shubnell, my twitter post, in Happiness and Misery
tiny.ag/cky0ecih · submitted 2011 by Shubnell
In the garden of life, you control the seasons
Thomas F. Shubnell, my twitter post, in Success and Failure
tiny.ag/y8qgndlm · submitted 2011 by Shubnell
Laughter silences politicians faster than arguments.
Thomas F. Shubnell, my twitter post, in Law and Politics
tiny.ag/tlc2apyf · submitted 2011 by Shubnell
Life imitates art, because you begin each day with a clean canvas
Thomas F. Shubnell, my twitter post, in Art and Literature and Life and Death
tiny.ag/hjnoiq2o · submitted 2011 by jibandiya
I would not like to be a part of the crowd where everyone has to speak the truth and nothing but the truth. So help me God.
tiny.ag/ngpqlk8o · submitted 2011
Life is like a tree full of pooping birds: the ones on the top look down and see only shit, while the ones on the bottom look up and see only assholes.
tiny.ag/sqwoeyvg · submitted 2011 by billytepper
I am a foolish man that does stupid things, not a stupid man that does foolish things.
tiny.ag/oedqnzf3 · submitted 2011 by billytepper
I am a foolish man that does stupid things, not a stupid man that does foolish things.
tiny.ag/an3op9vm · submitted 2011 by EvanDavis
Music is food for thought, morphine for emotional wounds, and a friend for the lonely.
Evan Davis, I came up with this., in Art and Literature and Wisdom and Ignorance
tiny.ag/apbtqqe3 · submitted 2011 by Jage
A near death is a cure for a wasted life.
Jage, Halperin, in Life and Death and Wisdom and Ignorance
tiny.ag/zrlr6bcs · submitted 2011 by Jage
Young people hate nothing more than to be asked how they feel...and love nothing more than to answer.
Jage Halperin, in Altruism and Cynicism and Wisdom and Ignorance
tiny.ag/hdnobrag · submitted 2011 by Jage
An abacus will correct your spelling before numerology will steer you true.
Jage Halperin, in Science and Religion and Wisdom and Ignorance
tiny.ag/yvqw0slm · submitted 2011 by Jage
It takes one to hate one.
Jage Halperin, in Altruism and Cynicism and Wisdom and Ignorance
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