Aphorisms Galore!

Submissions

These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.

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tiny.ag/4vag2ay3  ·  submitted 2011

No vice is worth your life.

Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths

tiny.ag/fepadtv5  ·  submitted 2011

You'll never converse with anyone else, as much as ( you have ) with yourself.

Paul Trawitzki

tiny.ag/klwgi3md  ·  submitted 2011

You'll never converse with anyone else, as much as you have with yourself.

Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths

tiny.ag/sbzwvbxd  ·  submitted 2011

Nothing comes at a higher price, than misspent time.

Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths

tiny.ag/0xz9irlv  ·  submitted 2011 by 2nd period

Only the dead have seen the end of war.

war what is it good for 3rd period, in War and Peace and Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/3hydt5ya  ·  submitted 2011 by 2nd period

You can put any two things together to make a sandwhich, whether or not your teethe break is a matter of strength.

Strength, in Art and Literature and Food and Drink

tiny.ag/jyallzyq  ·  submitted 2011

Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late.

Benjamin Franklin, in Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/4ifxelhl  ·  submitted 2011 by Shubnell

Honest appreciation doesn't depreciate.

Thomas F. Shubnell, my twitter post, in Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/cky0ecih  ·  submitted 2011 by Shubnell

In the garden of life, you control the seasons

Thomas F. Shubnell, my twitter post, in Success and Failure

tiny.ag/y8qgndlm  ·  submitted 2011 by Shubnell

Laughter silences politicians faster than arguments.

Thomas F. Shubnell, my twitter post, in Law and Politics

tiny.ag/tlc2apyf  ·  submitted 2011 by Shubnell

Life imitates art, because you begin each day with a clean canvas

Thomas F. Shubnell, my twitter post, in Art and Literature and Life and Death

tiny.ag/hjnoiq2o  ·  submitted 2011 by jibandiya

I would not like to be a part of the crowd where everyone has to speak the truth and nothing but the truth. So help me God.

Dipak Sen Gupta, in Altruism and Cynicism

tiny.ag/ngpqlk8o  ·  submitted 2011

Life is like a tree full of pooping birds: the ones on the top look down and see only shit, while the ones on the bottom look up and see only assholes.

tiny.ag/sqwoeyvg  ·  submitted 2011 by billytepper

I am a foolish man that does stupid things, not a stupid man that does foolish things.

Jonathan Troy, in Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/oedqnzf3  ·  submitted 2011 by billytepper

I am a foolish man that does stupid things, not a stupid man that does foolish things.

Jonathan Troy, in Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/an3op9vm  ·  submitted 2011 by EvanDavis

Music is food for thought, morphine for emotional wounds, and a friend for the lonely.

Evan Davis, I came up with this., in Art and Literature and Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/apbtqqe3  ·  submitted 2011 by Jage

A near death is a cure for a wasted life.

Jage, Halperin, in Life and Death and Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/zrlr6bcs  ·  submitted 2011 by Jage

Young people hate nothing more than to be asked how they feel...and love nothing more than to answer.

Jage Halperin, in Altruism and Cynicism and Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/hdnobrag  ·  submitted 2011 by Jage

An abacus will correct your spelling before numerology will steer you true.

Jage Halperin, in Science and Religion and Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/yvqw0slm  ·  submitted 2011 by Jage

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