tiny.ag/ahl2zuia · submitted 2001
One golfer a year is hit by lightning. This may be the only evidence we have of godÂ’s existence.
Steve Aylett, Atom /
The most amusing thing about a pantomime horse is the necessity of having to shoot it twice.
Aylett, Bigot Hall /
How many times does a man have to shave before his chin gets the message?
Slaughtermatic, Aylett /
We have truth in order not to die of art.
Bigot Hall, Aylett /
Staring is its own reward.
Aylett, Toxicology /
What happens when the hitcher and the driver are equally murderous?
Aylett, Atom
Steve Aylett, Aylett writes satire novels like ATOM.
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