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I wouldn't mind dying -- it's that business of having to stay dead that scares the shit out of me.

R. Geis, in Life and Death

A diet is when you watch what you eat and wish you could eat what you watch.

Hermione Gingold, in Food and Drink

I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.

Garrison Keillor, in Vice and Virtue

It is perfectly true that the government is best which governs least. It is equally true that the government is best which provides most.

Walter Lippmann, in Law and Politics

Every calling is great when greatly pursued.

Oliver Wendell Holmes, in Altruism and Cynicism

With love and patience, nothing is impossible.

Daisaku Ikeda, in Success and Failure

To generalize is to be an idiot.

William Blake, in Science and Religion

Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.

Samuel Butler, in Altruism and Cynicism

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

Winston Churchill, in Success and Failure

Wise men don't need advice; fools don't take it.

Benjamin Franklin, in Wisdom and Ignorance

It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.

Abraham Lincoln, in Vice and Virtue

An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.

Nicholas Murray Butler, in Science and Religion and Success and Failure

I never think of the future -- it will come soon enough.

Albert Einstein, in Life and Death

You can lead a boy to college, but you cannot make him think.

Elbert Hubbard, in Wisdom and Ignorance

Being kissed by a man who didn't wax his moustache was like eating an egg without salt.

Rudyard Kipling, in Men and Women

There's nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done at all.

Peter F. Drucker, in Success and Failure

We must become the change we want to see.

Mahatma Gandhi, in Wisdom and Ignorance

Therefore do not be anxious about tomorrow, for tomorrow will be anxious for itself. Sufficient unto the day is its own troubles.

Jesus Christ, (Matthew 6:34), in Wisdom and Ignorance

It was involuntary. They sank my boat.

John F. Kennedy, (comment when asked about his heroism), in War and Peace

If you want a high performance woman, I can go from zero to bitch in less than 2.1 seconds.

Krystal Ann Kraus, in Men and Women