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A diet is when you watch what you eat and wish you could eat what you watch.
Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
Disorder increases with time because we measure time in the direction in which disorder increases.
The shepherd drives the wolf from the sheep's throat, for which the sheep thanks the shepherd as his liberator, while the wolf denounces him for the same act as the destroyer of liberty.
As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain, and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.
I don't know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
So of cheerfulness, or a good temper, the more it is spent, the more it remains.
Being kissed by a man who didn't wax his moustache was like eating an egg without salt.
It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
Silence is argument carried out by other means.