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Anybody who wants the presidency so much that he'll spend two years organizing and campaigning for it is not to be trusted with the office.
The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously.
When skunks duel, wind direction is everything.
The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization.
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.
Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions -- it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
He who spends his time reading aphorisms of another to have one of his own, has no time or brains to have any of his own.
The Puritans hated bear-baiting, not because it gave pain to the bear, but because it gave pleasure to the spectators.
If you want a high performance woman, I can go from zero to bitch in less than 2.1 seconds.
My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating.
An aphorism is not an aphorism unless you know what it means.
A man who seeks truth and loves it must be reckoned precious to any human society.