American screenplay writer, actor and director; b. 1935
Aphorisms Attributed to This Aphorist
Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality by living forever.
Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought -- particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.
It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.
Love is the answer. But while you're waiting for the answer, sex brings up some pretty good questions.