Life and Death

Caution: breathing may be hazardous to your health.

Unknown, in Life and Death

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners.

Unknown, in Life and Death

Children in the front seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children.

Unknown, in Life and Death

Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.

Unknown, in Life and Death

Cox's Philosophy: Life's a bitch, and then you die.

Unknown, in Life and Death and Success and Failure

Death and taxes may always be with us, but death at least doesn't get any worse.

Unknown, in Life and Death

Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.

Unknown, in Life and Death

Death is nature's way of recycling human beings.

Unknown, in Life and Death

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down.

Unknown, in Life and Death and Work and Recreation

Born to be wild -- live to outgrow it.

Doug Horton, in Life and Death

Death is feared as birth is forgotten.

Doug Horton, in Life and Death

Death is the final wake-up call.

Doug Horton, in Life and Death

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery -- drive fast and join the scenery.

Doug Horton, in Life and Death

Growing old is not growing up.

Doug Horton, in Life and Death and Wisdom and Ignorance

Happiness in the present is only shattered by comparison with the past.

Doug Horton, in Life and Death

It's not a question of happiness, it's a requirement. Consider the alternative.

Doug Horton, in Life and Death

Life is good when we think it's good. Life is bad when we don't think.

Doug Horton, in Life and Death

Search for meaning, eat, sleep. Search for meaning, eat, sleep. Die, search for meaning, search for meaning, search for meaning.

Doug Horton, in Life and Death

Seeing the light is a choice, not seeing the light is no choice.

Doug Horton, in Life and Death

Thoughts are the gun, words are the bullets, deeds are the target, the bulls-eye is heaven.

Doug Horton, in Life and Death