Life and Death
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Any idiot can face a crisis; it is this day-to-day living that wears you out.
After I'm dead, I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one.
To be prepared against surprise is to be trained. To be prepared for surprise is to be educated.
All animals except man know that the ultimate of life is to enjoy it.
What makes old age so sad is not that our joys but our hopes cease.
I have all the time in the world to worry about death when I am dead.
Life's a bitch, and life's got lots of sisters.
Children aren't happy without something to ignore, and that's what parents were created for.
We are here to add what we can to life, not to get what we can from it.
I've never been this old in my entire life.
All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.
If death did not exist today it would be necessary to invent it.
"How long does getting thin take?" Pooh asked anxiously.