Life and Death
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We all have to die some day, if we live long enough.
You are only young once... but you can be immature your whole life.
When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life so that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice.
Try to get all of your posthumous medals in advance.
To live a perfect life, you must ask nothing, give nothing, and expect nothing.
For those who fight for it, life has a flavor the sheltered will never know.
I'm prepared for all emergencies but totally unprepared for everyday life.
Insisting on perfect safety is for people who don't have the balls to live in the real world.
It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road.