Vice and Virtue

While having never invented a sin, I'm trying to perfect several.

Unknown, in Vice and Virtue

It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others.

John Andrew Holmes, in Vice and Virtue

Humility is the first of the virtues -- for other people.

Oliver Wendell Holmes, in Vice and Virtue

As the fly bangs against the window attempting freedom while the door stands open, so we bang against death ignoring heaven.

Doug Horton, in Vice and Virtue

Being sorry is the highest act of selfishness, seeing value only after discarding it.

Doug Horton, in Vice and Virtue

Born a saint, die a sinner -- born a sinner, die a saint.

Doug Horton, in Vice and Virtue

Conscience is the window of our spirit, evil is the curtain.

Doug Horton, in Vice and Virtue

There is no bad in good.

Doug Horton, in Vice and Virtue

I want what I want when I want it!

Roy Horton, (at age six), in Success and Failure and Vice and Virtue

A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman is as bad as she dares.

Elbert Hubbard, in Men and Women and Vice and Virtue

The church saves sinners, but science seeks to stop their manufacture.

Elbert Hubbard, in Science and Religion and Vice and Virtue

Pardo's First Postulate: Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.

Unknown, in Vice and Virtue

People who claim they don't let little things bother them have never slept in a room with a single mosquito.

Unknown, in Vice and Virtue

People who have no faults are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them.

Unknown, in Vice and Virtue

Resisting temptation is easier when you think you'll probably get another chance later on.

Unknown, in Vice and Virtue

Revenge is sleeping with your enemy's wife. Sweet revenge is the realization that she's a lousy lay.

Unknown, in Vice and Virtue

The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away but I'll walk carefully.

Unknown, (Russian proverb), in Vice and Virtue

The more you put into life, the less you will get.

Unknown, in Success and Failure and Vice and Virtue

The only people you should try to get even with are those who have helped you.

Unknown, in Vice and Virtue

The road to Hell is paved with good intentions.

Unknown, in Vice and Virtue