Vice and Virtue

If you were arrested for kindness, would there be enough evidence to convict you?

Unknown, in Altruism and Cynicism and Vice and Virtue

It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

Unknown, in Success and Failure and Vice and Virtue

It is easier to point the finger than to offer a helping hand.

Unknown, in Vice and Virtue

Jesus died for your sins. Make it worth his time.

Unknown, in Vice and Virtue

Kinky is using a feather, perverted is using the whole chicken.

Unknown, in Vice and Virtue

Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.

Unknown, in Vice and Virtue

Let your heart guide you. It whispers, so listen closely.

Unknown, in Vice and Virtue

All the way to heaven is heaven.

Unknown, in Vice and Virtue

Bacchus: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk.

Unknown, in Vice and Virtue

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

Unknown, in Vice and Virtue

Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another drink.

Unknown, in Vice and Virtue

Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins for two weeks.

Unknown, (Sioux Indian prayer), in Vice and Virtue

I am so evil that heaven won't take me and hell is afraid I'll take over.

Unknown, (T-shirt), in Vice and Virtue

I'd like to meet the man who invented sex and see what he's working on now.

Unknown, in Love and Hate and Vice and Virtue

I'm not afraid of work... I can even sleep beside it.

Unknown, in Vice and Virtue and Work and Recreation

Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.

Evelyn Waugh, in Vice and Virtue

It's very easy to forgive others their mistakes; it takes more gut and gumption to forgive them for having witnessed your own.

Jessamyn West, in Vice and Virtue

Too much of a good thing is wonderful.

Mae West, in Vice and Virtue

When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.

Mae West, in Vice and Virtue

When choosing between evils, I always like to take the one I've never tried before.

Mae West, in Vice and Virtue