Aphorisms Attributed to This Aphorist
We trained hard, but it seemed that everytime we were beginning to form up into teams, we would be reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing; and a wonderful method it can be for creating the illusion of progress while producing confusion, inefficiency and demoralization.
Decay is inherent in all compounded things. Strive on with diligence.
To get something done, a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of them absent.
To live a perfect life, you must ask nothing, give nothing, and expect nothing.
To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
Voters are people who have the God-given right to decide who will waste their money for them.
Give a man a fish and he'll ask for a lemon. Teach a man to fish and he'll leave work early on Friday.
Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, volume, humidity, and other variables, the organism will do as it damn well pleases.