Aphorisms Attributed to This Aphorist
Give a man a fish and he'll ask for a lemon. Teach a man to fish and he'll leave work early on Friday.
There are two types of people: those who divide people into two types, and those who don't.
There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.
To get something done, a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of them absent.
To live a perfect life, you must ask nothing, give nothing, and expect nothing.
To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, volume, humidity, and other variables, the organism will do as it damn well pleases.
Voters are people who have the God-given right to decide who will waste their money for them.