Aphorisms Attributed to This Aphorist
Give a man a fish and he'll ask for a lemon. Teach a man to fish and he'll leave work early on Friday.
Westheimer's Discovery: A couple of months in the laboratory can frequently save a couple of hours in the library.
When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.
When an ordinary man attains knowledge, he is a sage; when a sage attains knowledge, he is an ordinary man.
When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.
When the government fears the people, we have liberty. When the people fear the government, we have tyranny.
When they broke open molecules, they found they were filled with atoms. But when they broke open atoms, they found they were filled with explosions.
When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life so that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice.
When you're angry, take a deep breath and count to ten. When you're really angry, swear.
While anyone can admit to themselves they were wrong, the true test is admission to someone else.
While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.