Aphorisms Attributed to This Aphorist
It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
When you're angry, take a deep breath and count to ten. When you're really angry, swear.
When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life so that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice.
When they broke open molecules, they found they were filled with atoms. But when they broke open atoms, they found they were filled with explosions.
When the government fears the people, we have liberty. When the people fear the government, we have tyranny.
When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.
Give a man a fish and he'll ask for a lemon. Teach a man to fish and he'll leave work early on Friday.
We should forgive our enemies, but only after they've been taken out and shot.
Weiler's Law: Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.
When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.