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A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.

Unknown, in Law and Politics

A ship doesn't travel far in a calm sea.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

A single fact can spoil a good argument.

Unknown, in Science and Religion and Wisdom and Ignorance

A small journey begins with one step and ends with another.

Unknown, in Wisdom and Ignorance

A smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

A stitch in time would have confused Einstein.

Unknown, in Science and Religion

A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam.

Unknown, in Science and Religion

A well adjusted person is one who makes the same mistake twice without getting nervous.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

A winner never quits -- a quitter never wins.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

A woman has to be twice as good as a man, to be regarded as half that clever.

Unknown, in Men and Women

A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.

Unknown, in Men and Women

After all is said and done, a lot more is usually said than done.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

After an instrument has been assembled, extra components will be found on the bench.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from an access cover, it will be discovered that the wrong access cover has been removed.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

All I ask of life is a constant and exaggerated sense of my own importance.

Unknown, in Life and Death and Success and Failure

All extremists should be taken out and shot.

Unknown, in Law and Politics

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

All probabilities are 50%. Either a thing will happen or it won't.

Unknown, in Science and Religion

All the way to heaven is heaven.

Unknown, in Vice and Virtue

All this wheeling and dealing around, why, it isn't for money, it's for fun. Money's just the way we keep score.

Unknown, in Wealth and Poverty