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The best defense against logic is ignorance.

Unknown, in Wisdom and Ignorance

The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.

Unknown, in Life and Death

The best way to succeed in life is to act on the advice we give to others.

Unknown, in Success and Failure and Wisdom and Ignorance

The burden is equal to the horse's strength.

Unknown, (The Talmud), in Work and Recreation

The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of an expanding bureaucracy.

Unknown, in Law and Politics

The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

The chief cause of problems is solutions.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away but I'll walk carefully.

Unknown, (Russian proverb), in Vice and Virtue

The definition of experience is knowledge acquired too late.

Unknown, in Wisdom and Ignorance

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.

Unknown, in Wisdom and Ignorance

The early bird catches the worm.

Unknown, in Work and Recreation

The easiest way to figure the cost of living is to take your income and add ten percent.

Unknown, in Wealth and Poverty

The future belongs to those who dare.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage.

Unknown, in Love and Hate

The greatest thing man can create is himself.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

The human brain is like a railroad freight car -- guaranteed to have a certain capacity but often running empty.

Unknown, in Wisdom and Ignorance

The last time you failed, did you stop trying because you failed -- or did you fail because you stopped trying?

Unknown, in Success and Failure

The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an approaching train.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones.

Unknown, in Work and Recreation

The more I know men, the more I love my dog.

Unknown, in Men and Women