Aphorisms Attributed to This Aphorist
Decay is inherent in all compounded things. Strive on with diligence.
It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
We trained hard, but it seemed that everytime we were beginning to form up into teams, we would be reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing; and a wonderful method it can be for creating the illusion of progress while producing confusion, inefficiency and demoralization.
There are two reasons for doing something: a really good reason and the real reason.
There are two types of dirt: the dark kind, which is attracted to light objects, and the light kind, which is attracted to dark objects.
There are two types of people: those who divide people into two types, and those who don't.
There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.
The most undependable part on your car is the nut holding the wheel.
Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, volume, humidity, and other variables, the organism will do as it damn well pleases.
Try to get all of your posthumous medals in advance.