Aphorisms Attributed to This Aphorist
Decay is inherent in all compounded things. Strive on with diligence.
Westheimer's Discovery: A couple of months in the laboratory can frequently save a couple of hours in the library.
Weiler's Law: Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.
We should forgive our enemies, but only after they've been taken out and shot.
Voters are people who have the God-given right to decide who will waste their money for them.
Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, volume, humidity, and other variables, the organism will do as it damn well pleases.
Try to get all of your posthumous medals in advance.