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Ever notice that even the busiest people are never too busy to tell you just how busy they are?

Unknown, in Success and Failure and Work and Recreation

Every oak tree started out as a couple of nuts who decided to stand their ground.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

Every solution breeds new problems.

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Every successful person has had failures but repeated failure is no guarantee of eventual success.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

Every time a baby is born, so is a grandmother.

Unknown, in Life and Death

Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another drink.

Unknown, in Vice and Virtue

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

Unknown, in Life and Death

Everyone smiles in the same language.

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Everything you do or say is public relations.

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First Rule of History: History doesn't repeat itself -- historians merely repeat each other.

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First Law of Bicycling: No matter where you're going, it's uphill and against the wind.

Unknown, in Work and Recreation

Finagle's Fourth Law: Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it only makes it worse.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

Familiarity breeds contempt.

Unknown, in Altruism and Cynicism

Experience is the worst teacher. It always gives the test first and the instruction afterwards.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

Everything is controlled by a small evil group to which, unfortunately, no one we know belongs.

Unknown, in Altruism and Cynicism

Experience is often what you get when you were expecting something else.

Unknown, in Wisdom and Ignorance

Draft beer, not people.

Unknown, in War and Peace

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Unknown, in Life and Death

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.

Unknown, in Wisdom and Ignorance

Ducharm's Axiom: If you view your problem closely enough you will recognize yourself as part of the problem.

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