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Everything you do or say is public relations.

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Experience is often what you get when you were expecting something else.

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Experience is the worst teacher. It always gives the test first and the instruction afterwards.

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Fairy tales: Horror stories for children to get them used to reality.

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Finagle's Fourth Law: Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it only makes it worse.

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First Law of Bicycling: No matter where you're going, it's uphill and against the wind.

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First Rule of History: History doesn't repeat itself -- historians merely repeat each other.

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For those who fight for it, life has a flavor the sheltered will never know.

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George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but he also admitted doing it. Now, do you know why his father didn't punish him? Because George still had the axe in his hand.

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Give a man a fish and he'll ask for a lemon. Teach a man to fish and he'll leave work early on Friday.

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I wish I were what I was when I wanted to be what I am now.

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Hoare's Law of Large Problems: Inside every large problem is a small problem struggling to get out.

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Holt's Law: All jobs are easy to the person who doesn't have to do them.

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Horngren's Observation: Among economists, the real world is often a special case.

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However hot the water is, the fire still goes out.

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Hypocrisy is the vaseline of social intercourse.

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I am so evil that heaven won't take me and hell is afraid I'll take over.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

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Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think.

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Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

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