Unknown

While anyone can admit to themselves they were wrong, the true test is admission to someone else.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

When you've seen one nuclear war, you've seen them all.

Unknown, in War and Peace

Nostalgia is the realization that things weren't as unbearable as they seemed at the time.

Unknown, in Happiness and Misery

We should forgive our enemies, but only after they've been taken out and shot.

Unknown, in Altruism and Cynicism

Non-Reciprocal Laws of Expectations: Negative expectations yield negative results. Positive expectations yield negative results.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

No one gets too old to learn a new way of being stupid.

Unknown, in Wisdom and Ignorance

Ninety-Ninety Rule of Project Schedules: The first ninety percent of the task takes ninety percent of the time, and the last ten percent takes the other ninety percent.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.

Unknown, in Work and Recreation

Never make anything simple and efficient when a way can be found to make it complex and wonderful.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

Never give advice -- a wise man won't need it, a fool won't heed it.

Unknown, in Wisdom and Ignorance

Never deprive someone of hope -- it may be all they have.

Unknown, in Altruism and Cynicism

Never ask the barber if you need a haircut.

Unknown, in Altruism and Cynicism

Never argue with a fool. Someone watching may not be able to tell the difference.

Unknown, in Wisdom and Ignorance

Nature has given women so much power that the law has very wisely given them little.

Unknown, in Men and Women

Men don't need women -- they just need certain parts of their anatomy.

Unknown, in Men and Women

Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

Men who cherish for women the highest respect are seldom popular with them.

Unknown, in Men and Women

Modern man is the missing link between apes and human beings.

Unknown, in Science and Religion

Measure twice because you can only cut once.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

Marriage is not a word -- it is a sentence.

Unknown, in Love and Hate