Aphorism of the Day
This is an archive of every Aphorim of the Day since 2012.
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Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
The human brain is like a railroad freight car -- guaranteed to have a certain capacity but often running empty.
If people talk negatively about you, live so that no one will believe them.
Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint you can at it.
I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.
It is easy to take liberty for granted when you have never had it taken from you.
Legislators: Rape their wives and do two years. Kill their children and do five years. Steal their money and kiss your ass goodbye.
A learned County Court judge in a book of memoirs recently said that the overwhelming amount of his time on the bench was taken up "with people who are persuaded by persons whom they do not know to enter into contracts that they do not understand to purchase goods that they do not want with money that they have not got."