Aphorism of the Day
This is an archive of every Aphorim of the Day since 2012.
Every single day, a very sophisticated computer running state of the art software carefully picks an aphorism from the collection and sends it out to all the nice people who have subscribed to the Aphorism of the Day. If you want to be one of these nice people, create a user profile and start a subscription.
1–10 (1841)
2025-11-20
tiny.ag/ymof9a0l · submitted 1997
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
2025-11-19
tiny.ag/jlciv6fb · submitted 1997
Religion is the opiate of the masses.
2025-11-18
2025-11-17
tiny.ag/yvhq4tf0 · submitted 1997
The essence of true friendship is to make allowances for another's little lapses.
2025-11-16
tiny.ag/o5xbszuz · submitted 1997
There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
2025-11-15
tiny.ag/fed8pqej · submitted 1997 by David Epstein
Disorder increases with time because we measure time in the direction in which disorder increases.
2025-11-14
tiny.ag/ezridljt · submitted 1997
The IQ of the group is the lowest IQ of a member of the group divided by the number of people in the group.
2025-11-13
tiny.ag/jlmjkna4 · submitted 1997
When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.
2025-11-12
tiny.ag/ngzn3ekd · submitted 1997
The opposite of love is not hate, the opposite of love is ignorance.
2025-11-11
tiny.ag/bayzpj4i · submitted 1997
Biology is the only science in which multiplication means the same thing as division.
1–10 (1841)