Aphorism of the Day
This is an archive of every Aphorim of the Day since 2012.
Every single day, a very sophisticated computer running state of the art software carefully picks an aphorism from the collection and sends it out to all the nice people who have subscribed to the Aphorism of the Day. If you want to be one of these nice people, create a user profile and start a subscription.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets.
Hoare's Law of Large Problems: Inside every large problem is a small problem struggling to get out.
When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem begins to resemble a nail.
A beautiful woman is the hell of the soul, the purgatory of the purse, and the paradise of the eyes.