Aphorisms Attributed to This Aphorist
He who hesitates is probably smart... or maybe stapled to the floor.
In the country of the blind, the one-eyed man is king... and the one-eyed man with the high heels and the feather boa is queen.
Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think, and a docudrama with ugly actors for those who film docudramas.
The most valuable and useful of all talents and abilities is that of never using two words or descriptions when one will do or suffice.
The only absolute knowledge worth attaining is that your life is meaningless. -- My life? Well now, that's another story...