Success and Failure

Try to get all of your posthumous medals in advance.

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To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.

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To err is human, to forgive unusual.

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To get something done, a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of them absent.

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The greatest thing man can create is himself.

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Small minds are the first to condemn great ideas.

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Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.

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Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant.

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Some people dream of success, while others wake up and work hard at it.

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Strategy: A long-range plan whose merit cannot be evaluated until sometime after those creating it have left the organization.

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Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.

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Success is a journey, not a destination.

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Success is a state of mind. If you want success, start thinking of yourself as a success.

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The Golden Rule: whoever has the gold makes the rules.

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The amount of work to be done increases in proportion to the amount of work already completed.

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The best way to succeed in life is to act on the advice we give to others.

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The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

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The one who says it cannot be done should never interrupt the one who is doing it.

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The surest way of having something done is to forbid your kids to do it.

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