Success and Failure
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There are two types of dirt: the dark kind, which is attracted to light objects, and the light kind, which is attracted to dark objects.
There are people who make things happen, those who watch what happens, and those who wonder what happened.
There are a lot of ways to become a failure, but never taking a chance is the most successful.
The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the scythe.
The surest way of having something done is to forbid your kids to do it.
The last time you failed, did you stop trying because you failed -- or did you fail because you stopped trying?
The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an approaching train.
The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
The more you put into life, the less you will get.
The one who says it cannot be done should never interrupt the one who is doing it.